She knew he via a a farmhand be
cause he always felt out of
place.
?4aJort "What Is a maneuver?”
Butch; ‘'Something you put on the
^raes to make it green, sir. "
"Teacher, may I Inave the room."
"No B.astus, 5'ou stay here like
a good boy and fill up tho ink
Wells."
Said the new elevator operator
as he made a sudden stop; "Was
that stop too Budden?"
Replied the young thins? in the
corner:
"Oh, no, I always wear my bloom
ers around my ankles."
Mother to prospective Bon-in-Law
"Before you marry my -daughter, I ^
must tell you she ’he's Acute An-
^j-H-B •
John; "You're telling me?"
Prunella; "Tell me, my handsome
sailor, how did you learn to
kies so divinely?"
Sftilor; »I»m the guy v;ho blows
the bugle."
Blonde; "I've tried alracst every
thing, but I can't make Jim'pro
pose. "
Roommate: "Why don't you give up
Elondo: "Thanks,.' I should h^.ve
tried that in the first place,"
"What a lovely fur coat—wha.t
did it cost?".
"One single kies."
"That you gave your husband
"Fo;, That he gave the maid."
A woman resident in China remon-
atrat«d with, her houBe-boy for
taking her linen into her bed
room withovt knocking.
"That all'right, missy, " said
the . native, " every time come,
lookce through keyhole, nothing
on, no come In.
Little Willie, rough as hell
Shoved hia eiater down the’vjell.
And hie Mother drawing w --iter
Sa.id, it's hard to raise a
daughter.
Fa Icved Ma, Ma loved men.
Hisrif) Jies Ma, Pti's in the pen.
"Vlho wa e that • lady I saw you out
wit last nip:ht.
3waet Weline; , Bottle hymn of
Republic
She u«ed to be the belle of the
town, but homebody "Tolled" on
her i , K '
Rastue and Eli?.a were oiit rol
ler skating when Liza suddenly
fell; Immediately she flonred
over and came to her feet again
with remarkable agility. "Did
you all see how quick Ah re
covered mah equlibrium?" She
asked,
"Ah,, shore did," answered Ras-
tu3, "And almost before J g>t
a chance to see it."
"I'm sorry," said the girl at
the ticket booth, " that tvro
dollar bill is counterfeit."
"My C-od," the woman uttered, I
have been sedticed."
The members of a hunting party
had been specifically requested
to bring only male hounds. One
member, however, owned only a
female hound, and out of cour
tesy Was permitted to include
her. The t>-ioe was off in a
flanh. In a mB,tter of seconds
they were completely out of
sight. The confused hunters
stopped to question a farmer in
a nearby field. " Did you see
some hounds go by here?"
"Yep, " said the farmer.
"See where they went?"
"Nope," was the reply, "but is
was the first time I e^'^er did
see a fox running fifth."
"What's the idea of driving bo
fast? Do you think this high
way is a race track? Haven't
you got a governor on -this
truck?"
"Naseuh, boss, de G-ovornor is
back at de Capitol; dat's ma
nure yo' all smells."
The squaw and the papoose were
on the platform of a railroad
station out on the desert when
the train pulled in, A socicty
dame from the Hlast, pointing
her finger at the papoose, in
quired; "Him In.iun?"
"Kiin part Injun, part ongineeri
replied the Bquaw.
From one of our colleagues has
come the report of an artii'i-
ci^.l propagrtion of a rabbit,,
v^hj ch just abou-t takes all the
fun out of being a rabbit.
"What'p the difference between
a flea and an elephjint?"
"Well, AH elephant can have
fleas, but a flea can't have
elephants."
The Australian fal slapped the
GI'8 face and sLid, "what you
are fighting for is back home.
people fond of stained glass
vJind.ovB should keep pigeons.