Pmgr Two THE COLL EG 1 ATE // Occurs To Me It tx.-cur» to me that we as students do not think that college »* a place to which we can come to receive the knowled({e needed so desperately in this day and time. We, however, beiirve that it is a place to have a good time (or four yeiirs at the expense of someone else. yhtu^hti SomeUx:;. or.c^ »a:d makes the world go ’round*' (Uteranf Sidelines trees. Did it ever barren feeli^ to bluat#*r> • n£* bi«rrfn yhe He^hele By MAY WILSON Wc forget that there is more in life than just fun, ^ ’”wuil»m, **w^rei if winwr ter, partie.s, picture shows, and a general good time. | bUitm* forth with a modern; ( ir twhh.-' and It m.r be true; never can th.< fit^i,“w!lfte“r'^Vnd^^^e^^^ Well, finally, here is another copy of the Tnii Un.. With the same corny Column-Through The l£ltl mg or-Homeo and Juliet", »o in I T" The wind! ^°P® Stand it. an Spring verilon. To begin I 'way back when j that the Capulett and the Mon-1 i»-.i tague* were bickering because h'xilin* the Montagues have televUion, | no! enough There i.h a time tur this, but there is a time for serious thinking about your future and what we, as young peo ple, are going to maki* of ourselves in the outside world in the days to come. We as students have something else to think about also The church is dependent on us to keep it alive in the days to come Therefore wc have got to come to a strong conviction of what we believe and whether or not It IS worth our thought and effort to keep it alive. The world needs something to believe m and hope for, if it is ever to hope to have peace and love, brotherly love, ■gain. 1900 years ago Jesus outlined a plan that would bring us peace and love, the kind that we are fighting fur today. But wc have not gotten this old world in that state yet. Why is it that after 1900 years of trial we have not been able to get the one thing that you and I and the whole world are hungaring for? Jesus told us to love our enemies and to do good unto those that cJeMpitefully used us. He also said that the meek shall inherit the earth. Could we say then that the reasons we still do not have peace and love is that we have been trying to get lhes«‘ things through our own power and | who' performed the ceremony A-ith use means? If so. is it not true that we have not taken the I Words of Jesus seriously? got In a scrap with a cou- .,h.-.t des( Senior: Kinsey Hall is more than three thousand ver ^top to think Freshman: You can t fool me with that stor\’ - on., .« now With knowledge ;;d-^ cVpulets didn... They!.., come ^rade because,,, drove a c%Swe*"w.“'ISe | [ Student: I certainly wish that I could return yo^. i "''’sLr^Tn put ’{hfk'!l!.wit"ge"to: terested in you. f! , profitable ..se I Student: I certai ,i T,. book 1 reviewed for tWs.terest. - Mh - .oiunin I Then there’s the woman who confided at t i ,(reatir >ndj ^ text 1 that her husband’s income was about midnight," 4 '"*1. I....used here at _ . . , , , _ . . _ Ruth: I'm worried about supper tonight. Neighbor: What’s the matter? Ruth: Well, Earl said he was going out to shoot an Arabian proverb deserves a place in your ... . ... , . r.u . juliefs. ThU cousin fel- memory. It’s called "Men Are 1 believe that we as students of Atlantic Christian j t,, the way Four." College can and will do something in the coming days ana of Romeo's sword and all the He who knows not, and month to change the attitude and conception of our, J'irst Aid in *he Know.^ not J'"”*? - , ,,..1 .1 . I have saved him — so he upped He is a fool. Shun him. campus. Why not try it for a little while and see if i. ,^1, Rome. will work for all of us. We are old enough to begin car-1 thought he'd better disappear He who knows not, and rying the responsibilities of u grown-up. It is to you 1 from view for in every post-«f- Knr.ws he know.s not... that I am writing, and not to those who still want to re-j ^ ^oT*mc^ure'o*f Tim mam babies. We can never do any good in this world if 1 underneath which h, who knows, and W;intedl'' "Dead or a- Knows not he knows... wc do not grow up' Guy Elliot top down If you called ' Romeo" long enough and loud enough, | and he heard you, he would an swer. Well — one night Romeo put on his new sport coat and loaded ^ ixxjk but it ‘S no', up with gasoline (put It in his i Atlantic Christian. If you go car) and went to The Valentine ,he library and ask for tnis Dance which was sponsored by (-juk it will be on Dr. ivut... —- o s . S—T—C— (we refrain from Miller's wnrds" I and I don’t know how to COok them, commercials). He went there! of '.his book is 'v to see Rosa.ine, who already | hv Lillian iL fm sure Somebody asked Mr. Tyndall how science hpino/) 1 !;:^Si*k'onl'’^^'’at“uliet*°cV, ,h^^^^ and he replied: Where would the suspenE pulet and forgot all about his understand the English Ian -: j^ggg ^e Without the law of gravity? frat pin and Rosaline. He and ^uaijc. The authors have done a ^ , .. . Juliet didn't have much time t(»- -wonderful job in giving the de- -Visitor in Dining Hall: I see tips are forbidden hml gether as she was a dorm girl r.vations of 1 Mrs. Taylor: Bless your heart, sir, so were annwl and had 10 br In by 1<> 30. A» ,,n,| excerises to help you to be I p . f pj •' appwii fale would have It. love raised to identify the "roots ’ of the Garden Ot H-den. !ove?;'d^cid:d^o'*"^ m'arriH" .^"glarto “place ‘this; Charlie H : But you guaranteed that this watch, They skipi^ out to the parson ;xK>k if it were to be worn out Jagt me a lifetime. ■ ■ ■ Tweedy: I know, but you didn’t look very healthrj day you bought it. Voice in Fraternity House: Is this dance formal 1 I can I wear my own clothes? I “I will now illustrate what I have in mind,” said; I West as he erased everything from the blackboard." ! Thought Twister: When a doctor gets sick and 1 I other doctor doctors him, does the doctor doing 1 I doctering have to doctor the doctor the way the doc ! being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doc ' doing the doctoring of the doctor, doctor the doe ' as he wants to doctor? ■t Lxllxr To Thx Sliidxnls Of 1CC Dxur Studxnts. And I thank you! — Fred Boyce This typxwritxr is an xxcxllxnt machinx, but it has j ,econd prospect was merely j^an should heed: only onx xxrious dxfxct — onx of thx Ixttxrs is miss- great—he was the brave, heartv [j you’d keep her happy, ing. thxrxforx, it impxdxs mx in my work. I am abix who gets up In the n^lddje Hark to a sage; til USX thx machinx you sxx, but thx absxnsx of onx of thx Ixttxrs provx.s vxry xxaspxrating at timxs, bx- cauKX whxn you nxxd it, it isn't thxrx. Now a cdltxgx group is likx a typxwritxr; You nxxd xvxry mxmber to makx it go propxrly. That is thx rxusun I’m writing you this Ixttxr. All of you havx hxard a grxat dxal about thx SCA (Studxnt Christian Association). Would you likx to know morx about it and find out your job us a mxmbxr in this organization’ Wx’ll gxt along, 1 supposx, without onx kxy. But how much morx wx can do. whxn all thx kxys arx in placx. j up—even though she'd been Will you hxlp to gxt this kxy back in placx? Yxs^ of, money^had*bJ^n"'‘.‘plnt'‘ coursx you will. Sincx I know most of you alrxady, 1 By. jhoie daya, maybe a dol- havx found that you arx a vxry co-opxrativx ^roup and i laid ' live — $1000 Reward!" Not onl> He is asleep. Wake him. that, but the picture wasn’t verv I *ood — it was one he had made , He who knows, and i for the annual when he was Knows he knows... way back in high school. He is wise. Follow him. I Juliet was powerful upset to — i think she was left holding the You know life must be worth marriage J'®'' living, ^he price has doubled | optimist is a person who doesn’t give a hane got on the ball and picked out a we are Still haiixlng on. :, ^ , -.i j i. , , . * Iman for their daughter. They (happens as long as it doesn’t happen to him. ( were llcklc-d pink about it all. j end this column for this i t. ^ 'v . c- r » r _ ^ t I for they didn’t know about Hus- month with a Northwestern ban-i Jtlg i.. oince I met you I Can t eat, I cant band No I. They thought thi? jjer's famous lines that every; I can’t sleep. Katherine: (Shyly) Why not, dear? I The Lord gave us two ends to use — one to with, one to sit with. Success depends on which 1 choose; heads we win, tails we lose. of the night and pulls down th" Remember the birthday windows, or pokes the fire and gut never the age does all sorts of husbandly chores. As she was in a fine kct- ’ tie of fish, Juliet went to fhe| parson who must ha\’e veen n j poor man's Dorothy Dix. Hei advised her to take a sleeping ^ pf^tlon which would pass her off' as dead. (And even if she didn't' use It then, she could use It for some dull lecture courses when she went to college.) Komeo was to return, and Juliet wake Now bxforjc I closx Ixt mx say that thxrx is coming bxhmd this Ixttxr nxws of thx SCA and articlxs to xx- plain just what you can do as a good mxmbxr. Thank You, A frixnd P. S. Your answxr to this Ixttxr will bx in thx form of your wholx - co-opxration to thx Studxnt Christian As sociation. (Juioi, Pleasi* lar bought more than it does now. Well, anyway—plans got i>ll fouled uo anri Romeo thought Juliet was really dead, so he took all grades of poison and passed from this earthly life. Juliet opened one eye, saw Ro meo dead and realized she hap pened to bring her dagger ..long. She ended It all—her life and the play. Everybody got so-o-o-o excited and the Capulets ;\nd Montagues were sorry that they made such a fuss alMUt a little old television set. It's a fine pla> but it surely Is t shame that all those people have to get killed. Virginia Hauser Sl^L If I Jug: I’m broke. “Porter, get me another glass of ice water.” "Sorry, suh, but if I takes any more ice, dat in de luggage car ain’t going to keep.” Joyce C.: “I had to change my seat several tims^ the movies.” Jessie; “Gracious, did a man get fresh?” Joyce; “Well, finally.” "Wi» yy Several times recently there has been a lot of talking and whispering in chapel when someone—students and speakers—are talking. When there is so much noise, those who do try to listen can't even hear what the speaker is saying. As students of a college and as grown men and wom-, en we should be old enough to know when to be quiet. | *atu*e t!>" br“lghte“n Please, let s show a little more respect for our elders f „p for the occasion, and our contempraries when they are speaking in chapel Lounging around the dorm we or anywhere else. V'* "tommle The (Collegiate {■•ililor • Beth Bisaette KDITORIAI. B<).\RI) .^MtM'ialr fUlilxr Fred Bojrce S|iort» Kilitnr Doug Joyner Awi»lanl K.»lil>>r« (>«rgp Sjiirtoa, I’al Patterson tiirU >(H>rl« Marjorie Jeanette, Joyce Harrell Fralufp K.ililor« Virginia Hauser, Mae Wilson (’ho<»gra|>()er Kav Tisao4 Bl SINUSS BOARD Bu«me«* Manager Larry Parler .\Mi*lanl Businew Manager Marilyn Hudson (iirrulalion Manager George Taylor RKPORTtlRS Virgmia Hairrll. Jo»i e Harrell, ( J)ri.*iine lUiamson, Mar jorie Killrl>rr». I.«t« M.xire, Lurillr ttindley. Janet (>rin>e», I’eggv (>av.rbr«l. f’al Me»t><>rn, W»rin .MsIdh. Jimmy I’rrkin.», Guv Kl- lit>. Of course you Bissette'a beige suit with the!have a haircut similar figured blouse is also an eye- \ ^9 Robertson’s to wear catcher not to n^ention the pret-1 different types of hats ty navy taUored suit Linda Tay- ipractice teachers are’ tvo. lor wears 1 lea esquires in all those pretty Jerne Bartholomew looked ! *““»• we devote this column mighty pretty in her beige dress Andy Edmundson this mo^ with a spray of sequins on the