P*»« Two THE COLLEGIA TE APRIL 1.5 ColL iegtate WILSON, N. C. VOL. NO. XXVII No. 10 EDITORIAL STAFF CoEditor* Charles Shirley, Joe Hardegree Club Editor Billie Ann Creech Sports Editors Georye WilJooghby, Libby Griffin SMretariea Patt Murray Reporter! Billie Ann Creech, Gwen Stanley, Jo Anne Rivenbark, Art Bishop, Tom my Willis, Peyjry Rouse Adviaer Dorothy Eagle# BUSINESS STAFF Biuine« Manager Norman Watson Aasiistant Busineas Manager David Batts Circulation Dot Taylor. Patsy Ferrell Ad Composer Peggy Mitchell Adviser George Swain Photographer Claude Anthony DepLOfFineAnd Practical Arts Is Split Into Two Rage And Strip Plans Com4 By JOSEPH SIMONLEGREE Delton Glover, most famous of that well kno»,^ edy team. The Four Fat Friends, and also presid^ ACCs dramatic group. Rage & Strip, recently anno|J that practice has begun for the spring production I AfcdtioK to a recent announce- ^bout a kettle-drum player who drowns himself is called Sea and Timpany. i Pr»^c*: Arts, lus department wiii, The pUv 13 to Star Bill Boswell, (in real life dis4 be di\'xied inio two dep^rimefiis discharged from the Texas Xa\'>*) who pUm • Pirt of Snerd Morgump, Chief Petting Officer. Ellei D, I :i>»i Pr»«jc»i Th:j a *» nis, last Seen in Pygmalion, Medea, and the local n« )te She is the director of an aUp^, IBM fine. Ichestra sailing for England. As she plays the femilt* i she '^»ds the female playing. ^ will i Dori! C. Homework is directing, as usual, and h* 1 fae cotfKs ia v«ce. piay- pecting fine performances from ever>;one except lax ii>e ba«s sta^aed-ci*L0 ;Balckwood. The reason she isn’t expecting a fine perfn Rooking The Campus By JOE SIMONLEGREE maiio*. Cro Prwjiey im-1 ^nce from Da>id is because he is not in the play. Hj, oatait Bcoriee »tick makin«.! heading west looking for some scotch (puii The plot of the play is that Snerd (Bo.«well) 8 u <-»«- OB tun*. iin love with Regina Picklewhickle (Dennis) whoseti*,, j It Arnold »fli be *J»e new taken up with the all-girl-orchestra (Brown, Smith, Jf* \ ttaA at ti»e Pr»ctjc»l Arts Depart- Dinklethorpe, Howard, Wenger, Fulghum. William*,;, Honkleberg). In order to make time withR^ l.voa - to 5«K»- -hoi (Dennis), Snerd (Boswell) for Blacb* , ! are deipente^. fiBfer fin., (Blackwoou) to dis^uise nimseii as a female and There have been many arjrumenti pro and con *bout|^^^ smxr.txng. fiar^r-oaii pam:- all-giri-orchestra (Brown. Smith, Jones. DinklethorptB the need for more or leas clubs on campus. The argument* •’«novia*. bo» to remove fijs*er- |ward„ Wenger, Fulghum, Williams, Janmire. and Hi pro have said that more club.* are necessary while the ar- kleberg) in a revolt. This would give Snerd (Boswei. guments con say that fewer clubs are necessarj-. Part of. hem- to nr.> tbem« with , jchance to make time with Regina (Dennis). ■ high re-sale value, aixl a tewiag i !rc«-r»e for wire* enu'Jed -.VeoC-‘fore, Blackwood (Blackwood) is not in the play. Hen ■iot" 1 last seen heading west looking for some scotch (plaid), mort B .V de<^ wiB be Nevertheless, Rage and Strip is attempting to m This of^ f'-ere and Doric C. Homework is ho^ng for the be.1 ma)onaf in the Flae Am • this ambitious production. Ted Hul>ert will conunaei Brown wiH not be uujjht fine work as a cotton-picking-curtain-puller. the people arguing have been pro and part have been con.ii*^ ^ .» Strictly spteaking, however, there are a great many more con* on the campus than there are pro*. Of course, of the pros are ex-con*. 1 would ilke to put in a plug for the cons, courve would make me pro-con. But, I believe that we I need cons. For one thing, we would certainly look silly |bjr pntnson but rather by ap^r- to'ing to eat Chili Pro Came. The con* have their place. who h»v* shown pro6- j Even if it is the fed* that have to put them there. in thu $ub)^. H«nry Pow- But, on the other hand the pro* have their point* s^Tve as la'tructoes ber>.n:a8 next fan. I b*‘!;"'.r l-hat xhls rout wiE be 1 >dvanc>a>est for *J>e oo^ '3;<1 JrM Dunn, caTip'.is be«-Jce< per “We do zoo." echoed V -‘•r« Pr-4r?-ll. Fijlkner. Gkn-er and Ka5Tner The play is to be televised to our enemies overseu Several of the pro* have high point averages as a matter of fact. Some of them are even pretty good on rebounds. There are some who claim that the pro* are really not pro* at all. If »o they must be cons. Let's get the feds after them. Maybe we ought to have a meeting of the pros ar.d cons and see about getting them together. Should we have the pro# con-fused or the cons prt>fn.'«ed. Either way they will be together. ' However, thi* column -Parted out talking about clubs. Sow I believe in clubs. Club* are a very fine thing. I have, FOR SALE nothing again< clubs. But 1 believe that club* .should have, itcrrv onpf some good function. Like hitting people over the head, for j Jn.pi: instance. 1 like a good *olid club with a neat handle. I do- wict not believe in night-clubbing because thi* is not fair to the peraon being clubbed. All clubbing should be done in broad daylight. It is only fair. April Fool TERM PAPERS Hester Inherits Million Bucks By SNERL STILLSON Chuck Hester, president of the ACC student bodies, was infiirmed recently that he had inherited 81,000,000. The money wa* left to him by a little old Lady in Wilson, whom Chuck helped acro!«s the rtreet one day last week. The little old lady wa* Chuck’s grandmother. She died last ACC To Have Football Team -According to a report from .\CC’s athletic dirirj Mrs. Edna Johnston, our college will return to the p iron ware beginning next season. Mrs. Johnston saidi the athletic committee felt htat there was enough right here on campus to give ACC a truly great fo-/,a team. Jim Tatum has been lured away from U.N’.C. toc;jf the team and he will be ably assisted by J. P. Tyndall, W Dunn, and Mi&s Mickey Raynor. Practice will begin sea time during June in order that the season will be overii fore basketball practice starts, Sept. 15. Having to finish the season too soon will makeiti possible to play North State Conference foes but a fail good schedule has been worked out. One of the disadm We fk... 1 ^ having to play all of the games the fintti September. However, Coach Tatum feeU thiif ' * ooyf are in good enough shape they ought to be i • to stand it. -An attractive ten game schedule has been slated tIi $5.00 $2.50 BRAND NEW $10.00 SAti*faction Guaranteed Or Your Quality Points Returned New Books bei."./ made by our "CeiOe*iates.“ H wever. dje to li- itom »p«ce we win not io- btite ■''anber, for the includes the following opponents: Sept. 1, Duke, .. . TSe 5tad«n*_. in the field o# ED- 1 week when she was pu..*hed in front of a car dnyen by Uxatiox wji be •. 5, Navy, away; 6, TCU, away; 7, Miami.*' librarr ha* at list gzvea Lniversity of .\laska, away; 9, CCXY, away; 15," awir: 'ofHs Barby Godwin. The person who pushed her fled into an alley and ha.sn't been found, police authorities My “I would like to say to the .student body that this mon-. h m Sr- ■ ey win not change roe in any shape, form, or fashion." said „e*^aTrtSd »n tur^’pWpare Vhem7or7aterfife": Chuck. He was speaking to this reporter who was nding Mac? Lacev Franiac the “fragU searing in the army with him in the bactseat of his new chauffer-driven, gold-; -nd J P Ten- Due to lack of funds (after paving Mr Tatums i ^eing plaVed away from hi - H XI • „ boys will get plenty of travel experi have bee^I offered tliis year.: This Space Is Still Reserved plated, suuped-up, 400 horsepower, Cadillac. “I’m still *k<»» Y scholarship aid" w^n'brofferedln'a ter-upped M^I^ro p.^ into the *»lver-lined ashtray that work, of Hiram UttietrSd^-«t. Tentative plans call for offering 83 schol hung *u.spended from the top of the car. "'‘h a ten percent increase each vear for I wa* certainly amazed at the calm and clear-headed ^ • ■ and are delight- one years, way that Chuck has received his good fortune. His threeootstand- new jaguar* are not flashy at all but are a conservative •--■■iiriiai M^rr^^jTrTrM ' chartnise and pink color combination. To the casual man For the Art stiaiesu we m«o- on the street. Chuck’s new $50,000, wardrobe would hard-1 ***» OuuVs ••Stickey-Fin- ly be noticeable except for that loud huming sound that isi**”" ^ymore; CrratiM with « constantly radiated from the clothe*. 5»-*u ■><*■ C Genhn' “Did you have any idea that your grandmother had prr; aod thckr^’ ~ that much money. Chuck?" “Sot in the least,” he replied. "All of this money came as a complete surprise to me. Of course, I had been working for the last several months at the bank where she kept her money, but I wouldn’t darejc. Primt*?. tI — pr>- into her account.” This honest answer is further proof the r«ii»iev mi r.r.~ '^e>= that good old Chuck is still the same, modest, selfless crea- am. i:x»«rcatrd. and a I anH fspectacle. The club u~- tare that he always was. Iediooo ot Joyce Kii-! I batchelors of the faculty Chuck’s new home on the outskirts of Wilson is the' ?? * .TT**?', “ ■oW aad, ^'ith hilarious entertainment, very enence of humility. There are only three neon signs ^ pnzes offered for the best cost in the front yard with his name upon them. The house is ir ia PrmJh^'anrf / ^ T ^ dancing as well as in a delicate shade of blue brick with forty-eight rooms L«»*e E*erriie» !■ f There will be fortune tellers, and a bath. There are three garages, which means that one iran*l i ® girlies, maybe—and grand ole o, of hL< ears has to be in use at all times. So far, this hasn’t »id^ B^d ^ ^ cap the climax, the queen of the masq® i ^ to bring you the newsi 2m “uf jamboree ever dreamed up <«> *" *" ™E following AKNOUNCEMEXT IS NO JO ^‘"^y evening from 8:00 to 12:00, April' the JSeld new ut>s m ar towai^tK i moment of the “unveiling’ and he replied. "Save it. -After taking a trip around the “f*** o< iaterest. We would Vmi the evening’s entertainment world, stocking up on Paris fa.«hions for my new wife, buv- nwstioo a few never believe the old gang has it ia ing a DC-«. two inches in Vuh. and a eolf club or tWo Wo"'" eves!! Come and b (He L« now dickering for Pinehurst and the WiLwm C^un- jittu SM^trn^; \ cemUte Fv? T laugh is on them. try Club). I am going to settle down and save my money.” •>< ^ar» Saehvks Pr^xts k-;- dress up, be sure to wear » There yon have him folks. Chuck He.oney to spend Even bodv is old friendly, unchanged boy that we have all known over .else that niirht bi,t is the past year*. He i* unspoiled by his riches and plans to live the same old decent life he ha* always lived. hi'* I 't Htw to W tap(.y - Ck»d reading'. (S': Ch, ’«'• «u love u, b. ■ - BEWARE!