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November 5, 1979
Grave Humor
Students Unite!
Do you ever wonder where the money goes that fs raised for
ACC? Do you ever wonder why It is that we students seem to be
the laNt ones considered as the money rolls in? Maylje we aren’t
exactly the la«t ones, but let’s face it: money is spent at this
college for some pretty non-essentiai things.
Where are the improvements in some of the weaker
departments? There is talli of recruiting students, but
what is offered to them when they arrive? Little of
what is seen in the recruitment stage of a student’s life
ha.s anything to do with his or her later development as a student.
Upon arriving at ACC, does the student find that the school is
concerned with the learning process, or is it simply trying to get
more students enrolled in the college, an interest of relatively few
of us who are trying to use our college experience as a meaning
ful learning event?
The Collegiate is of the opinion that the purpose
of the college is to provide the student with a quality
education. Not just any education, but a quality education. We can
go anywhere and talie courses. We can go anywhere and be
impressed with the beauty of the buildings. We can go anywhere
and have a crowd of other students around us. But can we receive
the quaJity education that many of the professors at ACC are
capable of offering us? Can we receive the personal attention that
they and a concerned administration can give if they turn their
attention to the students who are here now?
Some would say that ACC is striving to offer all
of these things, especially a quality education and a
good recruiting program. However, there are some people,
and the number of those people is growing constantly,
who wish the administration would turn its efforts more
towards the personal attention to the present needs of
students and less to the hopes of a bright tomorrow. It is our
opinion that if quality education and personal attention are offered
as the main emphases of the college’s philosophy, then these will
also be the strongest drawing for potential students, [f the quality
of the education is good, the quality of the students will be similar.
Another Collegiate Survey
This week the Collegiate ran a special survey in order to find
out who has the greatest pull on campus. We went through Hines
Hall, with our trusty measuring tape, provided by the Student
Center Bookstore, measuring professors’ offices as we went.
Guess what. Of the offices we measured, six (6) offices were
smaller than an isolation cell in Raleigh’s Central Prison.
Yes folks, I,ura Hewitt, Amrut Nakhre, John Bridgets, Eddie
Tessnear and Grant Folmsbee can rest assured that Atlantic
Christian docs hold a captive audience, the professors!
Oh Heavens! We almost forgot. The smallest office Award
for Hines Hall goes to Harlow Head, who’s cubbyhole measures a
vast expanse of over 3 feet by 5 feet.
The Collegiate has been informed that some improvements in
this area are being discussed. We certainly hope that such
improvements become a reality.
FACULTY OFFICES
collected by Arlene Cutler
Here lies the body of Solomon Pease
Under the daisies and the trees;
Pease not here, only the pod,
Pease shelled out and gone to God.
Here lies the father of 29
He would have had mote
But he didn’t have time.
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid,
But died an old Mann.
Here lies a
He :“"^pe'd ^vice. Here lies a man that was Knot t
He should n father was Knot before him,
Ma loved Pa Here lies one Chest within
And Pa loved women; The one of wood
Ma caught Pa with one swimmin’ Was very good
P"- We can’t say much for t'other
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Photo by Peter Chamness
Sue Salmon was the lucky
winner of the Wonderful Col
legiate Treasure Hunt which
culminated last week. Here ts a
picture of lucky Sue receiving
her grand prize from Editor J.
Fred
Stranger approach this spot with gravity
Dentist Brown is filling his cavity.
Here lies a man that was Knott born,
His father was Knott before him,
He lived Knott and did Knot die.
Yet underneath this stone doth lie.
The Collegiate would like to invite all students lo ii
campus-wide worship service which will be held on Thursday, I
Nov. 8, at 11:00 a.m., in Howard Chapel. The service is 1
sponsored by the Religion Department at A.C.
The Collegiate is now accepting
applications for the office of
Business Manager for the 1980-
1981 school year. The job would
be of interest to any one wanting
experience in the business as
pects of a newspaper.
The duties of the job are;
1. selling advertising.
2. composing ads.
3. positioning ads in paper.
4. paying all incoming bills.,
5. keeping books.
The individual selected will
begin training for the position in
mid or late March, so as to have
a good working knowledge of
the paper and ail of its duties for
the Fall 1980 term.
Any interested persons (man,
women, or child) should make
their application no later than
Decemoer 1, 1979, You should
submit your written application
to:
Tom K. Stephenson.
The Collegiate.
Box 5688 ACC.
Wilson, NC 27893.
This would be an excellent
opportunity for anyone to famil
iarize themselves with the in- :
ner-workings of a newspaper,
not to mention the fact that you
get your picture in the Year
book. Yeah! (Business Majors
would find this a very beneficial
experience, hint hint) Once|
again that deadline for all
applications is December 1,
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Cartoonist
Susan Burroughs
Edito
J. Fred Pearce
Reporters
Arlene Cutler
"Darlene Cutle
Dotty Odom
Kay Richey
David Swain
Advisors
Craig Falor
Trudv Rising
Assistant Editor
Carl Frazier
Art News
Catherine Edwards
Business Manager
Tom K. Stephenson
Greek News
Beth Jones
Bookkeeper
Moore
Sport
James Mumford
Circulation
Shari Huggins
Photographers
Peter Cham ness
Ken Finch
Features
Dawn Mannian
Denise Rhodes
T ypists
Donna Bass
Debbie Blackweldtr
Tam my Boyd
Kathy Denzhr
Cricket Pearce
Kathy Pearce
Staffers
Mich Adams
and others