{fo^vember, 1945 THE ECHO PAGE NINE Officers Of Our Five-Year Service Club President' Vice-President Luke HARRISON, an electri- 'J** in Champagne, is president of our Five-Year club. COY FISHER, employee of tiie Machine Room, is tlie vice president of our club. Secretary GEORGE HEYMANN, em ployee in the Main Office, is secretary of the club. Treasurer GLADYCE TEAGUE, employ ee of the Physical Lab, is treas urer of our club. Directors Of Our Five-Year Service Club Just Little Hunks Of Real Stuff!’ I’he moon is gradually slowing earth’s spin. As a result, the are now lengthening at the rate one-thousandth of a second a ^entury. At this rate, when the has increased to 47 of our l'*'esent months (for the months also lengthening, although slowly), the day and the ^Onth will be equal The •'“Pular hymn ROCK OF AGES written on a playing card, the piece of paper Augustus ®Plady could find when he com- j*osed the song while taking shel- from a storm in the cleft of Uarge rock at Barrington Coombe, *^»gland, in 1775. The following are items resur- ®cted from the columns of mus- and theatrical critics. “An ama- f®Ur string quartet played Brahms last evening. Brahms lost.” I • • . “I have knocked everything the knees of the chorus girls, God anticipated me there.” ' • • . . “Her performance belongs Hher in a sandwich than on a X during the hunting season in ^f'gland, fox hunts have the right Way over railroad trains . . . • „^^an Chief’s definition of skiing: whoosh! Then walk a mile.” . . . eastern riding academy adver- *ses “scented saddle horses.” It there is a shaving cream Manufacturing company nearby . ^ere a good deal of the soap Wasted when tubes break and on. The riding academy buys it very little and shampoos its j>rses with it, leaving them a ®asant, rather exotic fragrance, j The U. S. Government distribU' * annually six yards of cloth to of more than 4600 Indians Western New York reservations ^ fulfillment of a treaty made j 1794, ifor which the Indian's to refrain from war against setUers ... The longest candle ^history is in Naples. It was put ' in 1924 as a memorial to En WALTER KAY, who is an eimployee of the Power depart ment. Yule Program (Continued From Page One) night Thursday, December 20th. They are so arranged that every one will have an opportunity to attend one of them. The schedule is as follows: Thursday, December 20, midnight; Friday, December 21, 8:00 o’clock a. m.; 4:00 o’clock p. m.; 5:00 o’clock p. m.; and the last one at midnight Friday. A program of Christmas music will be given by the Ecusta band and a group of carol singers. rico Caruso, is 18 feet tall, seven feet in circumference, and weighs three tons. It would burn for 100 days . . . Many centuries ago, in the lands about Persia, the horses of departed men were made to weep for them at their funerals It was done by placing mustard seed in the nostrils of the animals . . . . The newest in mousetraps is a device which electrocutes the mouse when it nuzzles a piece of cheese. CLAYTON GARDNER works in the Maintenance department. GLADYS McKINNEY works in the Finishing department. SCOTT DILLINGHAM is a member of the Police force. WALTER ASHWORTH is em ployed in the Mill office. SURE DO Women and telephones both re peat what they hear, but the tele phone repeats it exactly. OBLIGING The Scotchman helped his friend out with his income tax by going to' live with him as a dependent