•A" SHIFT CASTING
By James Shook
We are all wondering if
the thing Bob Miller has been
pulling behind his car up and
down the road is a truck or
a wagon. Fisher has been
laughing about how he took
Bob’s money for the old truck
he had junked.
Tom Cooper and Melvin Atkinson are planning
another fishing trip to the "Axe-handle hole” next
season. James McCoy wants to go along to help
carry the fish.
Spurgeon Ashe said the coon that he and Fisher
hunted all night and finally caught turned out to
be a fume thrower. It was black with a white
striped tail—funny looking coon, I must say.
If you think you are sick, see Dr. Henry Heath-
erly and take his advice. I will guarantee your
aches and pains will all be over.
We can’t decide who has the best looking mus
tache, John Ashe or J. B. McCall. I do think John
needs to use just a little more color-bak, and may
be J. B. could trim his out just a shade more
through the middle. With just a little more trim
ming on both the boys, Clark Gable wouldn’t have
a chance.
Henry McCormick said that the Florida Sun
shine and salt water were wonderful during his
recent vacation.
Wonder why Ernie Rector is trading his Mer
cury for an A-Model?
Playing golf is like paying taxes—you drive
hard and wind up in the hole.
"Q" SHIFT CASTING
By Charles Warren
Herb Hall has bought himself some trouble.
He was the only one of the "C” Shift Casting crew
who didn’t have some of the troubles that almost
everyone has. But now he has it too—an auto
mobile. But we hope Herb enjoys his "trouble”.
Hershall and John are trying to get into the
cattle business. If anyone knows where there is
some scrub stock, please notify them.
Bill Hooper is learning to be a carpenter. Built
himself a porch on his house. But I really think
he needs some different tools. Using a butcher
knife for a hand saw is slow work.
SERVICE CREW
By Lawrence Tipton
The boys of the Service
Crew had a very enjoyable
time and all the chicken they
could eat, up at Camp Straus
a few nights ago. This chick
en supper was given by their
foreman, Paul Sitton
Bill Huffman brought
along one-half bushel of peanuts. Grady Patter
son, being a great lover of peanuts, showed up
for work the next days a very sick man. Clarence
Pearson was not surprised at Patterson’s being sick.
He said that he told him to take them out of the
hull before eating them.
The latest report is that Lee Milkr has bought
a new 1947 Ford. This seems to be an unusual
car—it uses vim-herb instead of gasoline.
Junior Chapman has been labled public enemy
No. 1 since he was caught driving with only one
tail light burning. Junior you must learn to obey
the law, or it will cost you.
What’s this rumor about Bill Huffman having
his wife to come down and hold his hand while
he was giving a pint of blood? Could it be that
Bill can’t stand the sight of blood—or could it be
that he could not trust himself with some of those
beautiful nurses.
The boys of this department wish to welcome
William McCrary to the Service Crew. One thing
McCrary, don’t let Junior get you down with that
line of his. He tries it on all new men.
Be seeing you soon.
A number of "plasma extenders” or "expand
ers” have been developed synthetically for use un
der emergency conditions to combat shock but
none does the job of human blood or plasma.
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