THE CAMPUS CRIER
MONTHLY NEWSPAPER OF ASHEVILLE-BILTMORE COLLEGE
Volume 1 - Issue 2
May Day Program
The May Day Program will be held on
the lawn of Asheville-Biltmore the fifth
of May. Barbara Maxwell has been chosen
queen by the students. In her court from
the Sophomore Class are, Ann Cloninger
Anderson and Hank Wolfshlag. From the
Freshman Class are, Nell Wilson, Ann Shaw,
and June Davis.
FIRST GOLF
TOURNEY HERE
Asheville-Biltmore will be host to the
first annual Western Carolinas Junior Col
lege golf tournament, ihe tournament,
wnich is under the direction of Coach Jerni-
gan and Pete Goodman, (who is Pro at Bea
ver Lake), has been outlined over the holi
days. The tournament will be played as a
team event, with four members to each team
and also with individual honors. Teams rep
resented will be from Mars Hill, Lees-Mc-
Crae, Spartanburg, North Greenville, Bre
vard, Gardner-Webb, and Asheville-Bilt
more. The Asheville-Biltmore golfers will
be Mark Shuford, Bill Rice, Jack Bishop and
Charles Harrill.
DEAN HANEY IS A FATHER
Dean Haney, better known as "Cousin”
Dean Haney to his fans who follow "The
College Showcase” on WWIT, became the
father of a seven pound, ten ounce boy. They
named him Terrence Dean.
The Vampires
Vampires this month walked the halls of
Asheville-Biltmore, villains tumbled from its
tallest towers, the hero kissed the heroine
and this college’s new film production class
cranked studiously at their cameras, filming
the entire affair.
No one really took things seriously; who
could with Dean Haney portraying the vam
pire.?
As an experiment in lighting a mystery
film, however the picture was an unquali
fied success, even if Dean Haney turned
out to be the most lovable vampire of all
times.
There was a fire at the 200. Everything
was destroyed but two slow-burning camels.
ASHEVILLE, N. C.
Maxwell Elected
May Queen
Mr. and Mrs. W. G. Maxwell were blessed
with the birth of Barbara Kay on May 10,
1936, in Charleston, South Carolina. Little
did Asheville know the significance of this
event. In 1937, the Maxwells moved to
Asheville where they lived for thirteen years
before moving to Enka, their present home.
Among Barbara’s many likes are those of
sports, food, and popular music. When I
asked Barbara about her dislikes, she couldn’t
think of anything she didn’t like, and come
to think of it, we can’t think of anyone who
dislikes her.
In Barbara’s spare time you may find her
playing the piano or taking part in the Alpha
Beta Gamma, Classical CoEds, International
Relations Club and cheering for our games.
On the first of March, Barbara was elected
Asheville-Biltmore’s May Queen. All of us
at A-B are indeed happy to have Miss Bar
bara Maxwell on our campus.
Time Out For
Spiritual Guidance
Jesus answered them, "My Father is work
ing still, and I am working!’ John 5:17
Jesus found the meaning of life in work.
In my mind’s eye, I picture the Jesus of the
Gospels as one whose hands were calloused
from labor in a Galilean carpenter’s shop.
I see Him as one whose skin became bronzed
from the Palestinian sun as He walked the
dusty roads helping men and women in their
need and suffering. The meaning of our
lives also lies in our labor.
Through our labor we find our own ful
fillment. Too many of us merely work rather
than having a job to do. Consequently, we
often go to our work with the attitude of
"back to the salt mines.” Only as our work
is purposeful, is it meaningful, and only as
it is meaningful do we find fulfillment
through it.
Finley Eversole
Alabama
BUSINESS CLUB
Mrs. Lowrance and the Business Club
visited Bell Telephone Co. Friday, March 24.
The employees showed them Bell’s facilities
and equipment throughout the entire build
ing.
April, 1956
CLUB NEWS
c. s. u.
The Christian Student Uinion was in
charge of the assembly program on Thurs
day, March 29. Ihe theme of the program
was the Easter season. The girl’s trio sang,
"Were You There When ihey Crucified
My Lord?” Patsy Jackson read the scripture,
and lead the students in prayer.
Eloise Edney introduced the guest speaker,
the Rev. R. H. Fastenau from the Lutheran
Church of Asheville,
Job Opportunity
The demand for clerical workers is greater
than can be supplied by the secretarial de
partment.
Every girl who desires work is placed
now for part-time jobs, with the prospect
of full-time work during the summer vaca
tion.
Instead of the two-year graduates having
to seek jobs, they are being solicited for
jobs by banks, doctors, etc.
There is always a demand for male sec
retaries, Mrs, Lowrance urges boys who feel
qualified for secretarial work to take courses
in shorthand, since it is an opening for so
many, worthwhile positions.
Students who are planning to go on to
graduate work will find shorthand and typ
ing an aid for taking lecture notes and get
ting out term papers.
This Month's Laughs
Some Communists love to air their dirty
Lenin in public.
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Grace Kelly is lucky she saved for a rainy
day, because now her days will be Rainier.
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A new type of lingerie that fits all kinds
of figures is called alge-bra.
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Comics prefer having college boys in their
audiences, because some of them are bound
to be Phar Beta Klappers.
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If Lillian Roth appears on Person to Per
son they’ll have to call it "I’ll Cry To Mur-
row.”
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And there was a senator who would al
ways go up to the hot dog stand at picnics
in his State and order one from the bottom.
That was to show he was always for the un
der dog.