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Earl D. Porker QuicksUver Enema
Service for down home believers,
2 - 5p.m. weekdays
CAUTION: Smoking this news
paper may be hazardous to your
health.
Sturgeon General.
PLEASE send nasty filthy under
wear and Mason jais to Box 2121
East Jesus N.J. 02753
No, I’m not a pederast.
M.VV.
Zip-Ioc banana peels! A must
for every student. Send for yours
Oscawana Comers, N.Y.
today’
POT PARTY, 7p.m., cafeteria.
Tupperware preferred.
LOST - Good Taste. Do not re-
tum.
4 SALE Qjjjj only.
Math dept, also several used 7’s.
Need CASH quick? Carolina
School of Extortion and En>
bezzlement can tell you how.
Write for details.
Blonde into shoe leather and little
furry bunnies available for bar
mitzvas and funerals. No reason
able offer refused. Box 2121
East Jesus N.J. 02753
LAST CHANCE to send your
dollar! (no stamps please)
Box 29, S.G. Office.
WANTED - tallness lessons. See
Sammy Kent, 2nd Floor.
Mr. Bill - You owe me an arm and
a leg - Richard R. Sluggo.
Trousseau sewing instruction. Call
Richard R. Slusso. ext.343.
WANTED - Something to remove
fish smell from fingers.
EXTRATERRESTIALS must re
gister during January. Sorry,
you missed it.
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