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Comics Tlie Blue Banner 10 cathjr® by Catby Guisewite THE BEflUTV OF UfDEO MT(N& IS THAT VOU CAN PRESetECT A /IWTE WHO VOU KNOW SHARES VOUR HOBBIES AND INTERESTS, WE HAVE THE 5P0RTV TVPE... THE ARTV TVPE... THE BRAINV TVPE... THE CUODLV TVPE... JUST TELL US WHAT VOU WANT f y T^wanttoset BACK AT THE AlAN WHO ruined MY LIFE frr AH ! OUR 6I66EST CATESORV ! THE REVENGE-Y TVPE f PLEASE, CATHV. I'm TOO NER VOUS TO 60 IN TO THE UlOEO- DATlNfr PLACE ALL 6Y mVSELf, FORGET IT, CHARLENE. I Am NOT &OIN& TO HELP VOU niAKE A FOOL V0UR5ELF' THIS IS THE WORST IDEA VOU EVER HAD r I WAMT NO PART OF ITf I DO NOT SUPPORT IT? I DO MOT ENDORSE ITff I RESENT VOU FOR EUEM IMKIN& m BE ON THIS SIDE WALK, BREATHINO THE SAME AIR THE BUILWN& IS IN?.'? WE DON'T HAVE SOfflEONE TO LEAN ON, WE AT LEAST NEED SOmEONE TO DRAG.., THE FAR SlOE By GARY LARSON FEEL FREE TO STOP IN THE LADIES Room WHILE we SET UP TO /HAKE VOUR UIDEO- TAPe.CHAfiLENE, NO, THANKS. THIS IS HOW I AM? TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT? ..WELL, mAVBE aUST A DA6 OF LIPSTICK. BUT THAT'S IT, NO JAmOUFLAGE.' NO HOCUS-POCUS. 0 .., OKAV, mAVBE JUST A TEENSV BIT OF CONCEALER., mAVBE JUST A TOUCH OF 6LUSH,,.A LITTLE EYELINER,, !?'.,awd &a! il NEED 66LI? BRING- ME I GEL i1ND/\ ST/LINfr WAND^' JUST POINT THE CAmERA AT THE DOOR, Its ALL ANY WAN WILL EVER SEE OF HER ANVWAV. “Make a note of this, Muidoon.... The wounds seem to be caused by bird shot... big bird shot." Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson DILBERT® by Scott Adams CWEETKtt ROH OVER. GJ TAVLES M HOVR. k WDMAH CAU UARDLV DO A QVARTTR. OF TUAT, 'nmat a joke rVE DECIDED TO OPEN A VOCATIONAL TRAINING SCHOOL. \ FOK WHON? SELF-SERVICE GAS STATION ATTENDANTS. YOU HEAN) STUDENTS WILL PAY YOU TO TEACH TWin fKvHOU TO SIT AND DO ! iNOThlNG ? IT MAKES YOU WONDER WHY NOBODY IS ALREADY DOING I TOJ 'miTlK CATS ARE SO SREAT.' , WELL HUMAHS ' OOHT //AWF TC) BE SO FAST OR ^ SO STRONG IF CATS AT£ SO GREAT, WOW COWE THEY Vm HAVE CM5S, OR. Rockets, or. bowbs, OR NOCLEAR.... DM,, REACTORS, OR,. OR,., t WEAK... i»L r AND WE CAN SEE S\K TIMES BEHER AT NIGHT THAN YOJ CAN,' S\i. TIMES' \1 AND SsY, TALK. ^ AGLLTY ' UELCOnE TO DOGOERT'S SCHOOL fOR ASPIRING SELf-SERVICE GAS STATION ATTENDANTS. I WILL TEACn YOU MOW TO SIT IN A LITTLE BUILDING AND DO NOTHING. THESE SAME SKILLS CAN BE TRANSFERRED TO A CAREER IN CONGRESS OR fOTOnAT. j REALLY? FOTOHAT?.' (o V n t( THE thrill of THE CHASE IS DIMINISHED WHEN ONE'S PREY HAS UTTLE LEGS D066ERT5 SCHOOL POR SELF-SERVICE 6AS STATION ATTENDANTS UlLLNOT BE EASY. PHILLIPS! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A CUSTOMER COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE PUMF5? /□I Tommy King ROBOTMAN® by Jim Meddick THIS IS MV FIRST DAYOWmejOB., SO far ITS prettY.. IN-miSTANKVcW’lL \ > \ TIES I FIND EELS, RNVS AND \ SEVERAL LARI3E VARIETIES I CF OtLWPlSVA cartoonist Blue Banner
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