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Miss Goode: “I think I will take up
horseback riding. It will increase my
social standing.”
Miss Nahikian: “I don’t know about
the social part, but it sure will in
crease your standing.”
THE RTTTHERFORD RECTANGLE
ORGANIZATION OF
STUDENTS
(Continued from page 1)
James Wren; “Is it true that Mitch
ell is a liar?”
Zeb Malcolm: “Well I don’t know as
I’d go so far as to say that, but I’ll
say this—^when feeding time comes he
can’t get his pigs to stir till he gets
somebody else to call them for him.”
Goodson: “Pardon me. Doctor, but
last night your daughter accepted my
proposal for marriage. I have called
this morning to ask if there is any in
sanity in your family.”
Father: “There must be.”
temoon. The only expenses will be a
small registration fee of fifty
cents. The delegates will be enter
tained in private homes. The speak
ers will be: Dr. Cunningham, a mis
sionary on furlough from Cuba, who
will speak in connection with Latin
America; Dr. Wenn from Korea; and.
Dr! Oliver of Mars Hill, a retired mis
sionary from China.
There will be a banquet given at six
o’clock Saturday evening by the stu
dents of the Home Economics Depart
ment of Appalachian State Teachers
College. This will be followed by a
mission play, “Ba-Thane,” to be pre
sented in the college auditorium by the
local Student Volunteer Band.
that the majority of the young people
of the college and community are in
terested in the work of our Young Peo
ples Division.
Young People’s Hallo
we’en Social
(Continued from Page 1)
Miss Goode: No two people in the
world think alike.
Miss Abemethy: That’s what 1
thought until I went out with two dif
ferent college boys.
Rutherford Wins Over
Wingate
(Continued from Page 3)
OCTOBER. 1932
Professor (to Bronson): Mr. Bron
son, spell banana.
Mr. Bronson; B-a-n-a-an-n-an. Darn
it, professor, I know how to spell it
but I don’t know when to stop.
JO SHOPPE
Eats Drinks
BASEMENT
COLLEGE DORMITORY
Prof. Weaver: “Young man, how
many times have I told you to get to
this class on time.”
Davis: “I don’t know, I thought you
were keeping score.”
Sexton: “I heard something this
morning that certainly opened my
eyes.”
Palmer: “Yeah, what was it.”
Sexton: “The alarm clock.”
Much improvement has been shown
in the Victorian Literary Society this
year. The regular meeting is held
every Thursday afternoon with the
attendance. At present there are
about fifteen members on roll.
On October 26, the society had
charge of the chapel program. The
president. Miss Hughes, presided. Miss
Burns led the devotional after which a
very interesting and well spoken reci
tation, “Peter Sorghum in Love” was
given by Miss Nance. The entire pro
gram was very well received.
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Subs—Wingate; Deaton, Funder-
burke, Griffin, Duncan. Rutherford;
Blakely, Malcolm.
Passenger (to lady on his hat):
“Excuse me. Miss, but do you know
what you’re sitting on?”
Lady: “I’ve been sitting on it for
twenty years, I ought to.”
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Surratt: “It rained cats and dogs |
out our way yesterday.”
Wallwork: “Figuratively.”
Surrat: “No, literally. The animal |
cracker factory blew up.”
Blakely; “What did your girl say
about your mustache?”
“Pat” Cashion: “Gosh, I forgot to |
show it to her.”
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Bronson: “Aw, he’s a privileged
character.”
Avery: “Why is the tip of a dog’s
tail like the center of a tree?
Brewer: “Why, indeed, old sap.”
Avery: “Because they both are
fartherest from the bark.”
From a postcard sent by a world |
touring father to his son in college:
Dear Son:
This is the cliff from which the I
Spartians used to throw their defec
tive children. Wish you were here. |
Love.
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Fish Dealer: “Lady, if it’s looks
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Dr. Yeuell Gives Illustrated!
Lecture On “Ben Hur”
Instead of regular _ prayer meeting
service Dr. Yeuell again brought to
us a wonderfully illustrated lecture on
“Ben-Hur.’-’ Although only a few of
the scenes from the book could be
shown, these portrayed wonderfully
the main plot in the story. Dr.
Yeuell gave many explanations of
portions of the story which cannot be
had fror^merely reading the book.
All th6 scenes were impressive, but
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