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THE RUTHERFORD RECTANGLE
DECEMBER, 1932
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Bronson: “Down in Texas.”
Whitley: “Where were you bom?”
Whitley: “Were you raised there?”
Bronson: “They tried it once, but
the rope broke.’’
“Was your uncle’s life insured?”
“No, he was a total loss.”
Prof. Garrett told Sexton to write
an essay on the mule. Sexton turn
ed in the following effort:
“The mule is a heavier bird than the
gfuse or turkie. It has two legs to
walk with, two more to kick with an’
wears its wing on the sides of its head.
It is stubbornly backward about com
ing forward.”
Hager: “Why does a dog hang out
its tongue when running?”
Harris: “To balance its tail.’’
Harwell: “What did your wife say
when you got in at two last night?”
Mr. Washam: “She never said a
word. I was going to have these two
front teeth pulled out anyhow.”
Prof.; “Your recitation reminds me
of Quebec.”
Miss Nance: “How is that?’’
Prof.: “Built on a bluff.”
—:o:—
Prof. Johnson: “You may recite on
gas or chloroform.”
Howard: “May I take ether?”
Willis: “I thought that girl used to
be & blonde.”
Smith: “She was but she went off
the gold standard.”
Maw Dew: “What does this mean?
I found a bottle of whiskey in your
trunk,”
Doc Allen; “That means you know
whiskey when you taste it.”
Palmer: “Why do you think it is
safer to ride on trains than it is in
automobiles?”
WiUette: “Because the engineer
doesn’t neck the fireman.”
Belmont Abbey Game
(Continued from Page 3)
Anderson X.E Davis (C)
Cashion L.T Stokes
Sadler L.G Beatty
Smith ... CENTER , Taylor
Cox R.G Womack
Washam R.T Leton
Bolick R.E Feldman
Bronson. Q.B JCerns
Cornwell R.H.B Moore
Blakely L.H.B Ware
Fitzgerald F.B Dunham
Scoring Touchdowns—Belmont Ab
bey: Kerns, Dunham. Rutherford:
Bronson.
Subs—Belmont Abbey: Burton.
Rutherford: Walters, Bustle, Malcolm,
C).
Officials—Tilson (W. & L.), Harril
(Furman), Anderson, (Clemson).
New
Local
Pastor at
Church
(Continued from page 1)
made a surprise visit to the parsonage
on Tuesday evening, December 6, each
carrying the necessary articles to con
stitute a good old time pounding.
At first he liked being pledged, but
he got sore in the end.
Morganton Hardware Company
—The Home of—
SPORTING GOOiDS
Football, Tennis and Golf Equipment
THE PEOPLE’S DRUG STORE
VALDESE, N. C.
Agents—
NORRIS’ CANDIES
PARKER PENS
“We Appreciate Your Patrontige”
Rev. W. G. McFarland
Goes to Andrews
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half of the Young People’s Division,
Miss Anna Mae Hughes accepted the
emblem. Rev. McFarland offered the
dedicatory prayer.
Expressions of appreciation to Rev.
and Mrs. McFarland from the Young
People’s Division and Ministerial Band
were read by Miss Pauline Satterwhite
and Theron Willis, respectively. The
two organizations presented a beauti
ful pewter tea set to the retiring pas
tor and his wife, to further show their
love and appreciation for services ren
dered the young people here.
Responding to, and concluding the
young people’s part of the program.
Rev. and Mrs. McFarland spoke an
inspiring word of encouragement.
Brother Hughes, one of our retired
ministers, lead the remainder of the
program. He conducted a good old
time spiritual meeting in which the
adults expressed their appreciation to
Rev. McFarland and family. The Sun
day school was represented by its su
perintendent, T. R. Stover, and the
Woman’s Missionary Society by Mrs.
P. M. Rutherford. Mr. Cornwell and
Dr. A. T. Abemethy expressed the
sentiments of the entire community.
Brother Huges presented a purse to
Rev. McFarland to conclude the pro
gram.
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MORGANTON, N. C.
RUTHERFORD COLLEGE, Inc.
ESTABLISHED 1853
A Standard Junior College offering two years of
high school and two years of college work, fully
accredited.
For catalogue or other information, address
L. S. WEAVER, Executive Secretary,
Rutherford College, N. C.
A critic is a man who will coniine
himself to narrow limits of study for
a lifetime just to be able to authorita
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