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THE STUEGECF-SAIMCN OF-FISH-IAL WEAKLY
Vol. XIII
Brevard College, Brevf rd, ^'orth Caiolina, April 1, 1937.
No. PLEASE
Brevard College Receives.
Million-Dollar Endowment
News In Brief
By Ima LI A U
BILL EDWARDS IS
NOW RADIO STAR
Word has just b ’en r iceiv 'C
that Bill Edwards, r-'cent grad
uate of Brevard Colltg-, has
joined the Bnar-Hopptr bo\s a
station WBT, Charlotte, N. C.
Bill has for quite a waile shown
interest in this field of rk. Wt
wish him great succt-ss.
OPERATIC CONCI Rr
OF MISS KAHIKIAN
Thoroughly enjoyable in every
raspict was the operatic concert
given by Miss Satenik Nahikian
ill chapel last Tue-iday morning.
Miss Nahikian has been study
ing voi;e£or ten years under
Madam See Flat. She is a very
talented and capable young
singer.
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SIT-DOWN STRIKE
ON OUR CAMPUS
Glenn Schuler has recently
gone on a sit-down strike and
has steadfastly refused to study
anymore until Mr. Buckner
agrees to give him his cuts so
that he may go home for the
April Fool dance.
POWELL WILL ORGANIZE
TAP-DANCING SCHOOL
John James Powell will or
ganize a tap-dancing school in
Taylor Hall. Instructor Powell
wishes to announce that classes
will be held on the second Tues
day of each week, and that the
price for instruction will b e
nominal.
OPEN HOUSE AT
BIDDIE COOP
Open house will be held i n
West Hall every night next week
from 9 till 2. In the absence of
Misses Smith and Hayes, Isabel
Cline and Frank Ausband will act
as chaperones.
T^e ftbove pho'^o is that of
Eddie Carlisle, former president
of the Student Council, i n a
characteristic pose. Eddie has
recently been made President of
Brevard College by the Beard of
Trustfes. Sr>peches w re made
for Mr. Carlis)-* bv Alvin Porter,
Chfirles Woodson, and Ralph
Oehman.
COLLEGE STUDENT IS
UNDER ARREST
We regret to announce that
one of our students, Miss Mar
garet Wilson, an eminent sopho-
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Student Council
Will Give Dance
By Ella Phant
The outstanding social event
of the season will be a dance,
sponsored by the Student Council
of Brevard College, at the Bre
vard Coiintry Club on the even
ing of April 4.
Music will be furnished by
Blend Bray’s famous Lazy Coma
orchestra and Renny Mudman's
Quartet. Golly Brawn, Ring
Clausby, Dennie Sargintskivitch,
and Pee Wee Huntski will do the
vocal numbers. Dead A. Stare
will act as master of ceremonies.
The dance will be from ten
until two. Admission is twenty-
five cents a couple. (Tax includ
ed.)
A section'will be reserved for
colored spectators; the admission
to this section will be ten cents
(Yes, I said ten cents.) College
students who do not wish to
dance may sit in this section.
Mildred Cogdill
“Yellow Sheet^^
Of Taylor Hall
Is Exposed
By Professor Fowlervich
Detective Onion W. Bandrew,
former nursemaid and bodyguard
for the late Oscar Zilch, stumbled
upon a dirty news sheet in the
wine cellar of Taylor Hall. For
years a paper filled with insults
and accusations has caused much
consternation in this vicinity.
Details of the raid could not be
gotten from the snooper-sleuth,
as he was in somewhat feeble
minded condition after the ter
rific ordeal. He just stood
against the wall and muttered
over and over, “I unlocked the
door and got ’em. Chief.”
When asked to what he attrib
uted his success, he tearfully
cried out, "My crepe-soled shoes
and black slouch hat.” [Editor’s
note- -We think it is his keen
key-hole insight.]
mora, was arrested last even
ing up street for loud and riot
ous conduct. Upon investiga
tion Mr. Paul Westbrook learned
that she may be bailed out for
$2.50. Brother, can you s>are a
dime?
College Gets
Large Sum In
Will of Klotz
By Iona Ford
In a will made public yester
day, March 30, Brevard College
was name i principal beneficiary
in the will of the late Mr. Horse-
I'ace Klotz, retired millionaire
blacksmith of Detroit, Michigan.
Mr. Klotz, who before his
death was a noted philanthro
pist, has before given large sums
•f money to colleges and other
asylums.
Probably the best known o f
Mr. Klotz’ philanthropic acts
was the donation of six carloads
of cough-drops to be sent to Al
pine yodelers in Switzerland.
Mr. Klotz is survived by his
widow, nine sons, a daughter,
and thi’ee Scotty dogs.
West Hall Girls
Are Mucli Worried
A sincere attempt is being
made by all the occupants of
West Hall to, enliven the Palmer
twins. These girls have been
listless and dull for nearly six
months, and all are dreadfully
concerned. Anyone having any
remedies please divulge them
immediately.
New Fad Begun
By Barbers Here
Professors Ward Everhardski
and F r a n k o Ausbandskivitch,
graduates of Keeley Institute and
Slice University, are now offer
ing “No Rinctum Haircuts,” for
vien only, at the nominal charge
of ten cents, cash- - -and they
carry you out.
The professors have exhibited
their tonsorial excellence upon
such notables as Gene Wilson,
Jack Erwin, Yours Truly, and
others.
S a i d Professor Everhardski,
when asked how his patients
liked thair trims, “They laughed
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