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Page 4 (?) Brevard College, Brevard, North Carolina— April Fool THE CLA%10N Brevard Collefie Weekly MEMBER OF NORTH CAROLINA COLLEGIATE PRESS ASSOCtATION X Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor News Editor Sports Editor Susan Bundy Irene Parsons Willa Daughtry Odell Salmon Evelyn Swaringen Monk Landreth Sturgis May Columns Betty Brookshire Satenik Nahikinn Margaret Ryan Reporters Mary Pahner W. A- Campbell Students Object To Recent Dances There has been considerable opposition to the recent dances CLIPPED After extensive research, w e are prepared to submit the aver age college man’s interests i n Julius Page May Freeman M anagemeni Business Mareajrer Clem Thomas Circulation Manager Gene Matthews Miss Criilg Faculty Advisers Miss Ponvey PRINTING Faculty Supervisor Mr. Daniel Manager Wi Mis Orr Asst. Manager W. M. Fowler Typesetters John Orr Georpn Buchanan Press man John Miller Crip Courses Biology — Sophomore English It is time a word of warning was given to those students who persistently get into Biulogy be cause it requires no study and very little work and therefore is an easy target for quality-point hunters. This attitude has a detrimental effect on our school and should not be tolerated. Each quarter an alarming increase is noted in such courses. We are not insinuating that it is Mr. Dandy’s fault that Biology is a crip course, because even under Miss Smith sophomore English has found its way into this cate gory. Some students have even reach ed such a stage that when they are unable to get another course in one of these subjects, rather than pursue a mere difficult sub ject under some one else, they will just remain another quarter in the same class. We understand that it is nec essary lor some to take these courses because of requirements, and this is perfectly o. k. How ever, those of you who are eter nally crowding these courses for quality points and hours, follow ing the line of least resistance, are the ones we are condemning. E. Hyatt, I bet this makes your face red. Himself. Himself. Himself. Football. Himself. Athletics. His family. Himself. The weather, 10. Himself. - The Teco Echo. When the repeal amendment was passed, it has been said that it was broadcast over a coast to coast hiccup. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. given by the faculty. In sampl-| order order of preference, ing public opinion on the campus it has been found that such dances are arousing the students because they are expected to attend, and it often causes them to lose time needed for studying. It also interferes wijthjhe eiri^^t^ning dates that could be had in the | “Biddie Coop” at such hours. Students endeavour to carry out the desires of the faculty in sofar as possible; however, the students wish to make the fol lowing requests of the faculty: (i) That hereafter dances be given not more than once each quarter. (g) That such future dances be brought to a close not later than 12 o’clock. (^) That the respective deans keep closer check upon all dating, especially those dating in the “Biddie Coop,” getting the aid of Mr. Andrew and Miss Killough if it is found necessary. (4) That rules prohibiting un necessary conversetion between boys and girls be ppssed. Other regulations thought necessary, are that no cuts be allowed any one, and that no dietician be per mitted to serve chicken, stepk, ice cream and such foods more than twice a week, substituting soup or hash and having a sack lunch on Sunday evening. A careful check reveals that the students are 100 per cent in favor of the above requests, and we hope the faculty will see fit to carry them out. ogy students; they enjoy cutting up too much. The football team ia all right; they will tackle anything. The tennis man is harmless; but he has a racket. The Agonistic. Chaperon: “Girls, I have a man outside whom I want you to meet.” Athletic Girl: “What can he do?” Religious girl: “What church does he attend? Literary girl: “What does he read?” Chorus girl: “How much mon ey does he make?’' College girl: “Where is he?” --Los Angeles Junior Collegian There are two main reasons why some people cannot mind their own business. The first is that they haven’t any business and the second i s that they haven’t any mind. -White Top- ptr. Miss Smith: “Tell me some thing about Walpole.” Robert Moss: “Walpole was a rotten borough in England.” “W^hat are your views on kiss ing?” I asked the coed wise. She said, “I haven’t any: I always close my eyes.” Augustana Observer. the Typical Lectures Mr. Andrew made the follow ing lecture to his history class: “At the time of Peter the Great women were kept in a harem; but Peter the Great changed this and gave them freedom. --Peterthe Greats’ three great aims were realized - - Russia gained tempor arily an outlet to the Black Sea, but the Turks forced them to give it up--Frederick II built up a strong army and won the title of Frederick the Great.” An A student on the back row, however, misunderstood some of the word; and the following state ments were found in his notes: ‘‘At the time of! Peter the Great girls were kept i n the Biddie' Coop. Peter the Great attempt ed to westernize it. Peter the Great’s three grsat datfs were Beauty is only skin deep- Thinner I would say, When a little soap and water Will wash it all away. —Keyseean. She has a new boy every night But I am sure she’ll own That a ring upon the finger’s Worth a dozen on the phone. —Augustana Observer. PSYCHIC She: “What are you thinking about?” He: “The same thing you are'^ thinking about. She: “If you do. I’ll scream.” EXPLANATION F lunk L ate hours U nexpected company N ot prepared K icked out. Is it true what they say about Dixie? Does the rain really rain all time? Does the water stand in puddles At everybody’s door? Do the clouds keep raining rain drops Till they can’t rain no more? Is it true what they say about slickers? Do folks wear ’em most all of the time? Can they laugh, can they love. In all that mud and slime? If its true, there I do not belong. —A Newberrian. Keep away from track men; they are usually fast. Never make dates with biol- never realized. A freshman beat him to them. Russia gained class cuts temporarily, but the Dean forced them to give them up. Frederick the Great built up a great team and v^on the title of state chamqionship.” “The bell rang and the battle is won.” LIFE IN SIX CHAPTERS Chapter I: “Glad to meet you.” Chapter II: “Isn’t the moon beautiful?” Chapter III; “Just one more, dear —please.” Chapter IV: ‘Do you ?” “I do.” Chapter V: “Da-da-da-da-da.” Chapter VI: “Whereinell’s dinner?” —The Keyseean. f ■ Forum Dear Editor: Us Brevard College Dogs would like a say-so in this paper. (Ex cuse me while I scratch. I think I have a bite.) As I was expod- ulating, we Dogs (including the ones in Taylor Hall) read every issue of the Clarion. What we would like is a little space devoted to “Canine Phil osophy.” I am sure an able dog can act as the Bow-Wows’ report er. Now “eddy, ole wag” wky not have a campaign for Bigger and Continved on page 3
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