Brevard College, Brevard, North Carolina, May 8, 1937
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Tell - Tales
By the Tale-Tellers
Thelma flubbard
By Irene Parsons
Albert DeShaw
By Helen McConnell
WaooooooooQooooooc?
Guess whom Edwina got a
note from Thursday night. None
other than Glen Schuler!
For the forty-.’leventh time
Gussie Rose and Leighton have
broken up. At any rate he
dated Susan Bundy Saturday
night, and Margaret Ryan Sun
day night.
It is apparent that Cogdill gets
her stubborn streak from Mr.
Cog.
Has Stuart had a change of
heart?
We know that there was a big
party in South Carolina Satur
day night.
Often heard from Mary Helen
Teague: “That one was better
than the last one.”
Margaret Wilson thinks Mr.
Bennett a good chaperon.
Latest news from Room 102:
Elizabeth Sherril likes Ed Swan;
Ruth Osborne has had a picture
made for Julius; Ruth Howard
has just gotten over missing
Ward, and now she’s missing
Monk; Isabelle surely hated to
leave Frank last week-end.
We hear that wedding bells
are going to ring in June for a
a certain freshman girl.
Competition is going strong
for George Lee.
Sinclair says there’s always
some mix-up as to whether he’s
a host or not, so he always looks
at the table list.
Doris swears she won’t leave
notes in psychology books any
more.
We think Jack Ervin and
Ethel Blythe will miss each oth
er now that they’re no longer at
the same table.
A lot of the boys thought the
girls from Flat Rock were plenty
cute!
Bill Scott claims that the only
date he’s had this year was one
he found in the fruit salad the
other night.
Perhaps you’d like to read the
newest version of “Let’s Go
Slumming”-written by two of
our freshman girls and called
“Let’s Go Slushing”:
Let’s go slushing.
Take me slushing.
Let’s go slushing in the
Biddy Coop.
Sleep, Miss Hayes; go Miss
Smith—
So we can all “get with.”
Let’s go slushing.
Take me slushing in the
Biddie Coop.
“Twig” (you didn’t know she
had a nickname) was born in Bel
mont, North Carolina, and has
lived there ever since. Her
hardest spanking came for mak
ing her diet consist of dirt. Be
lieve it or not, she missed biing
valedictorian of her senior class
by sixteen-hundreths of a point
After graduation she visited the
places which appealed to her at
that time—Washington and the
World’s Fair. She is very much
interested in church work and
likes to attend conferences, es
pecially those held at Lake Juna-
luska. An efficient director of
Christian Education this “twig”
aspires to be. We have confi
dence in her success.
SUN-TANS
By Mary Palmer
There are three distinct types
of sun-tans, or shall I say sun
burns. Tne first or most deli
cate type is the one in which the
afflicted part gets red and peals
off like 'an onion. In the second
type, small dots, scientifically
called freckles, appear on the
surface of the skin in abundant
quantities. They either add to
or detract from the appearance
of the owner. The third or most
desirable type is the type in
which the skin takes on a mu
latto hue. Some individuals have
developed this type to the extent
that they greatly resemble the
natives of Burma. The nose is
the most conveniently located or
gan for blistering. Many faded
blondes seek this method of gain-
jng back their alluring charm.
Sun-tan, a product of one of
the celestial bodies, is a very an
cient boon. It has been said
that Moses possessed the most
beautiful golden-brown tan of
the ancient prophets. The
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DeShaw comes to us fron:
Watervliet, New York. He
was born in Saskatchewan, Cana
da, and lived there until he wa?
four years old, when his parents
moved to New York State; and
there he liv(d until he came to
Brevard. He was told, when he
decided to come south to school,
that he wouldn’t like the people
down here and wouldn’t be able
to get along with them. But Al
bert says he has never found any
more charming people anywhere
than ha finds right here at Bre
vard. He wants to be a coach in
a large university, and with a
record like the one he is making
here at Brevard he is bound to
achieve that ambition.
method generally used for ob
taining this much sought-after
factor of charm is for one to ex
pose himself to the rays of the
sun. Strange to say, the moon
and stars do not have such a
powerful effect upon the body as
does the sun.
It is fruitless and vain and, on
the whole, extremely artless, for
any one to attempt to obtain such
a fragile thing as a tan when the
sun is concealed buhind the
clouds- If you desire to gain
that “come hither” look, just in
dulge in a sun-bath or two.
Round Square
Everything perfect is round.
Including the best of lives;
But I have usually found
That everything in me strives
To make me a square peg
To fit in the round hole.
—Margaret Ryan
Raymond Moore: “Hugh, have
you seen my coat?”
Hugh Kiger: “You haveiton.”
Raymond Moore: “Thanks I’m
glad you told me. I would have
gone home without it.”
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An interesting game of hearts
is being played by certain Lodg
ers under the able leadership of
B. Carradine Moss. Players in
line of occurrence are Ptomaine,
Brownie, Fern, and Lib, who at
present holds trumps.
It looks as if Marian and
Dub ’ Campbell are trying to
revive their old flame.
Miss Lipe and Pete Venable
seem very much enamoured of
each other, though he claims
thatshe’s just “cute,” and she
says he’s “witty.”
Ptomaine and Stuart Black are
our most devoted couple these
days. Result: A lonesome
blonde “biddie-cooper.”
Pee Wee wonders why all the
Taylor Hall boys insi.st upon call
ing her Mary Miller.
From the Coltranes’ comes the
rumor that Bundy cherishes deep
affection for a certain ball-player
called George Lee. She says,
“Oh, he’s so swell; but it's so
hopeless.” Com eon, Bundy,
'stick in there. ”
Despite the fact that she has
a devoted cavalier at home who
comes up ever so often, Mary
Emma McLean continues t o sit
in Long’s Drugstore every town
day with a certain dreamy ex
pression in her eyes. We just
laugh and laugh, because w e
know all the time that she’s
thinking about Mitchell Faulk
ner.
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“Frequent water drinking,”
said the specialist, “prevents you
from becoming stiff in the
joints.”
“Yes” says the co-ed, “but
the joints that we go to don’t
serve water.”
THEY BOTH HEV
EDUCATION
Miles: “WHAT language.”
Cheekie:“Shakespeare uses it.”
Miles: “Don’t go out with that
guy any more.”
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