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Dear Oneeda,
A certain couple here at school
sit under my ’wlndo-\v each day to do
their spponlng. They talk part of
the time so that I can hear, but
most of the time It Is too low, and
I wish that they would either talk
loud enough for me to hear them or ■
go av;ay. Please advise me what to- ;
do.
L. C. ' ■
Dear L, C.,
You know that lovers will talk
and there is no getting around that.
It seems that I get all of the hard
problems and this is' one ,of them.'
if you want to hear what they are-,
saying, get a rope,' tie it to your
feet and then lower .yourself head
first out' of the ?;indpw. Now if
you still can’t hear, purchase some
tilce and throw'on them, . If this
doesn't get rid of them, call'out
the fire' department..
By the way, if you. hear any gc^qd
'the bad news
Oneeda
news, advise me. Keep
Dear Oneeda, ' . '
I am in love'with a blonde*. She
seems to be in. love with'. me, . bu.t; ,
won’t let me know it. She ignores'
me and it breaks my,heart. She'
knows that I love her. What can
I do?
D*. B. R.,
Dear D.B*R. , . ,
I know how it feels to be in love
as you £3.re. It .ic like eating a. ;
chicken leg without the meat on
it. There are many people in-your,
fix. Some die of,old age and
others kill themselves, but don't
you try thi,^, start .being mean to
her. Don’t, give' in and: when she
wants you to do something, do the
■ ■ • '
opposite-,. When you have gained her
attention, start talking with her
and I am s.ure you will win out*
Anyway, here's to you,
■ Oneeda.
P. S. Always •""ear a steele helmet
to protect your head in case of
falling stones.
' SNIP. THE SKOOPER. REPORTS.
Wonder how things are since
d-enevieve found a long feminine
hair on'Cliff's coat lapel the
dther night.' (Problem: &uess
whose I)
■ > Solution to above problem;■
Henry S. had fcorrbwed said coat
when he date Jane M. in town the
night before. .
It seems that Bull Durham is -
keeping company lately with an
other Louise. This timS, the lit
tle lady hails from Oxford,
Can there be anything in the fact
that O’Keefe has been browsing
about the buildings with Brower '
lately? We anxiously await further
de'talls,
Clarfl, Potter was hear^ t.o remark
.Tue sday nlghT; . that • she ■ was going
to'catch herself-a man in the form
of a CCC boy. Well, they do get
paychecks,, ■ • ■
' Lll was sitting by Butch at this
'certain event) but- we-would .venture
'to-s^y that'she couldn't tell what
-the’score was or .who was playing, '
One couldn.’t'.help noticing that
:Kat 'C-unter' was' foi’lornly gnawing
he."'' .f iagfO'nailc■ oa ''.he oppos'i
'slcle of the , room f.-’om-
sao w'i.th Louise, a'.''
other night; -•
■‘le
here Joe
Rc'.IlO . oJ -c
What'
err
.1. ij
r, r ■
ffet
’are
for fear
s! ?cot
Several -of.
' hot -under tne •cci'l
. men.'Will be -next ,•
* . Since ■'•'hen did boxing and tat It?
; games: become popular at birthda^^r
'parties?- Ask Bobby, abou.t Wed, *p9.n