ARCHivTS THE CECIL W. R08BINS LIBRA.. i louisburg college LOUISBURG, N.c. 27549 Louisburg, N.C Louisburg College Volume XLV No. 4 Goodbye Louisburg College By SHELDON WARD To many students here at Louisburg, May 11th shall be a blessed day. However, these students should take notice of certain items to assure a smooth and easy release - Aside from passing classes and paying debts. Release procedures will begin at 9:00 a.m. on Friday, May the tenth, when all graduates are invited to attend a ‘formal’ breakfast in the cafeteria. Immediately after breakfast (approx. 10:15), graduates will have practice for commencement. Afterward, caps and gowns will be distributed in Davis 103 (across from Mrs. King’s office). At 6:30 p.m. (Friday night), an Alumni-Graduates Banquet will be held in the Multi purpose room. There will be no charge for the graduates but guests should be registered beforehand in room 225 Main ($5.75 per person). After the banquet they turn you loose for the night. But don’t get too wild, because at 9:45 a.m. (on the dot) Saturday morning, you must meet Mr. Shearin in the Main Building social hall. The women are urged to wear a pastel color dress beneath their gown and the gentlemen are to wear dress clothes (with tie); both sexes are asked to please wear black shoes if possible. Then at 10:30 a.m.. May 11th, Commencement begins. Then, YOU'RE FREE!!!...But Wait - that’s not all. Following the graduation there will be a reception for all in the Multi purpose room. Finally, to round out the whole affair, caps and gowns must be returned to Davis 103 no later than 1:00 p.m. - otherwise you will be billed for them. The tassles are yours to keep. Congratulations!!! Sleazy Sue Sweeps Louisburg By SHELDON WARD Minutes before curtain call, braziers are adjusted, make-up given a final check. “Let’s give them a good show,” rallied Cheri Delight (Jimmy Day), John Baker answered with a rebel yell. “Quiet girls,” insisted stage hand Kathy Van Duesen; then. Lights...Action... Laughter. M.C.’s Delthine Watson and Judy Cook called the farce of femininity to action with the introduction of ‘‘Miss Junkyard Judy the backseat wonder” (Scott Bush), “Miss Delthine does Anything” (Tim W'illiams), Miss Summer Eve” (Sam Sugg), “Cheri Delight”, “Sleazy Sue” (E-Z), “Boom Boom” (Scott Bernstein), “Miss Bud Weiser” (Bill Holcomb), “Miss Eller” (John Baker), “Chi-Chi Rococo” (Richard O’Connor), and last but in no way least “The REAL Roxanne Shante'” (Tim Garret). One by one these ladies/ gentlemen paraded in showing their womanly wilds (or lack there of). Bearing a wide assortment of sportswear, these contestants positioned themselves to begin the show. First on the agenda was a beautifully executed (stress on EXECUTED) dance done to Madonna’s ‘Material Girl’. Afterward, the contestants went cont. on t>age 8 A The Softball Roar By STAFF WRITER The smack of a ball, the roar of 4;he crowd, the shriek of the umpire and the chatter of the game. Major league baseball you say? Well kinda, except the professionals do not have as much fun. It’s Louisburg College intramural softball and it is big time stuff. Coach Sam White has successfully run another incredibly clean, fun and organized softball program. The whole college community participated and enjoyed good fellowship. There were twelve teams in the program, which was profes sionally run by Coach White and his fine umpiring crew. The Destroyers, Bud Men and Drivers (one of two teams hailing from the Louisburg business district) tied for first place. The winner of the tournament will receive championship T-shirts. The tournament results will be reported just at press time on the chart on this page. As the softball “season” progressed it soon became apparent that the games would brandish all the muster the players, fans and sometimes umpires could dish out. The games routinely started at 4 p.m. and ran all the way through until 9 p.m., one game per hour . Coach White really did a super job of puttirig together a whale of a time in which (in the Louisburg College tradition) everybody around campus got involved in some way. SOFTBALL STANDINGS DESTROYERS 10-2 J.C.’s 10-2 BUD MEN 10-2 DRIVERS 9-3 SATELITES 8-4 YARD DOGS 6-6 KENAN 3RD 6-6 ZOO BOYS 5-7 BREW CREW 5-7 HILLMAN 3RD 4-8 DAVIS 2-10 ANGRY SAMOANS 2-10 P.H.M.’s 1-11 Aloha! From Kenan Dorm LOU-U LADIES? Phoio hy 1 ^irry Sinilli By CHRIS SIMMONS Aloha! It was spring and the natives were getting restless. At night in the distance you could hear the sounds of war drums and wild chants coming from the various dorms.. There was only one thing to do that would settle the natives. Hold a luau. On April 24th between six p.m. and seven p.m., Kenan dorm sponsored a Hawaian Luau. They worked diligently to decorate Hillman’s front lawn with Hawaian style torches and prayed for no rain to fall. But they were prepared in case of showers and had the multi-purpose room standing by. Eighty faculty, staff and students enjoyed the food and beach music. Instead of roasting a pig with an apple in his mouth they served “all you can eat” hamburgers and h'ot dogs. Admission was $1.50 a person, with the money going to pay for all those “all you can eat” burgers and hot dogs. At the end of the evening all who participated went away more contented than they had been when they came. Again, aloha!