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Vol. 49, No. 7
The Stiuient Voice of Louisburg College
April 1, 1990
Possible Plans for Pl^tyboy
^^Girls of LC’’ Calendar
by Wanda Lovejoy, Features Editor
Attention girls!! If you feel the
need for self-expression, the
chance to bare your soul (well,
maybe a little more than your
soul), and you wish everyone
knew just a little more about you,
then your chance is on the way.
Remember how Hugh Hefner
decided to expose the girls of
Duke, UNC, and State in his
"Girls of the ACC” issue of Play
boy? Yes, these fine schools
received a lot of publicity, amidst
much criticism, for the students’
participation. Y et, now everyone
knows about the ACC schools.
After thumbing through a copy
of the issue. Dean Eller decided
that maybe Louisburg could
benefit financially, as well as gain
recognition from such an issue.
Clutching his dog-eared ACC
issue he stated, "Louisburg may
be a small school, but we do have
our merits: our baseball and
women’s basketball teams. Hugh
could do an issue on private col
leges. We definitely have some
beautiful young women here.
Louisburg could definitely be
put on the map.”
All interested females are asked
to pick up an application from
their HSR’s. Upon completion
they should turn them back in to
the designated box in Main
Building and make an appoint
ment for test pictures. Test pic
tures will include a head shot and
a full length in a bathing suit.
After the test shots are judged
and applications reviewed, twelve
girls will be chosen. Pictures and
applications will then be sent to
Playboy along with a letter from
Dean Eller asking Mr. Hefner to
consider this proposition.
If things go according to plans,
the twelve girls will be seen not
only in Playboy, but also in a
"Girls of LC” calendar. The
calendar will be on sale for $ 10 in
November and may be purchased
through the Public Affairs Office.
^^Boom-Boom’’ Eller Admits
to Past Life as Male Dancer
An unidentified source reported
last week that he had seen old
pictures of Dean of Students
Craig Eller in a hip-hugging bik
ini gyrating across a stage in one
of the seedier clubs in New
Orleans.
When confronted with these
pictures in a Student Affairs
meeting, Eller broke down and
revealed the whole sordid story
behind those telling photos.
Before Dean Eller was hired by
Louisburg College, he had lived
the life of the male dancer. Eller
said that is all began when his
family didn’t take his dancing
seriously. He ran away, first to
dance in New York. There he
found that the life of a would-be
broadway dancer was much dif
ferent than the Fred Astaire
movies.
by Fuller Bull
Eller eventually found New
York too hard on his sensitive
soul. He got caught up in the
never-ending cycle of reading
books to escape his failures.
From New York, Eller traveled
down the coast, dancing in small
clubs on the way. Eller finally
ended up in a sleazy hole on
Bourbon St. dancing for middle-
aged women, out for the after
noon.
When at his lowest, Eller
remembered the quaint Club 39
where he had danced. With this
inspiration, Eller packed up his
bags and traveled to Louisburg to
begin his new, more respectable
life.
To this point, no action has
been taken to remove Eller from
his position at Louisburg Col
lege. Most feel that he has over
come his past.
Dean Eller works daily
to overcome his colorful
past.
Photo by Moliua Beetham/The Columru
Dr. Norris conducts a recent meeting of the Board of Trustees.
Photo by "Flash” Fuji/The Go$sip Columns
It to be Filmed in
Louisburg
by Ron Hasson,
the real Editor-in-Chief
The Stephen King novel It is
being produced by the DeLau-
rentis studio which produced
earlier movies such as Cat’s Eye
and Maximum Overdrive. Stephen
King himself will direct the film
and the cast will include Fred
Savage, Randy Quaid, Alyssa
Milano, Traci Lords, Bruce Wil
lis, and Louisburg’s own Charles
Johnson.
The director of cinematography
will be Keith Roberts, Director
of Audio Visual Services at
Louisburg College.
Filming is scheduled to start in
early September. Auditions for
cameos will be held in the Col
lege Auditorium between the end
of summer school and the fall
session of 1990. For more
information contact Assistant
Director Charles Johnson or
Casting Director Charley-John
Smith.
Editor Exposed
by Skip Scoop
Melissa Aderhold, Editor of
this newspaper, who is well
known for retaining, or trying to
retain, her composure, lost it all
Wednesday, March 21st, after
the Fred Chappell reading. The
Associate Editor coaxed her back
stage and suggested that they don
Romeo and Juliet costumes and
read passionate poetry to one
another. Finally the Editor was
able to loudly and boisterously
proclaim her hidden love for her
Associate Editor, Ron Hasson.
Aderhold was heard later that
night exclaiming, "It was wonder
ful—I never knew it could be so
good; I’ll never look at poetry the
same way again.”
When asked to comment on
the incident, Hasson stated that
he felt it unfortunate that their
rather fervid poetical relationship
had come "out of the closet.”
Hasson also stressed his concern
that the editors’ reputations
would be sullied irreparably.
Features Editor Traci Latta
said (with some surprise), "I
didn’t even know they liked each
other.”