COimm SEPTEMBER 26, 1995 P^e 6
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CHAOS
by Brian Shuster
1
EXPERIENCE
A STEREOSCOPIC
360 DEGREE
WALK-THROUGH
VISIT TO
CYBERSPACE
(A Computer-
Generated Place)
“Oh no, just as I feared ... My wife ... my best friend.”
COMING MONDAY, OCTOBER 2nil
11-5 MPR
RED MEAT
wind-chimc of the apocalypse
from the secret files of
Max cqnnor^
Say Irttle lady, why the long face today?
You're a dumb jerk,
Milkman Dan! You
lied to me an' I got
a bad grade on my
science book report.
Alexander Graham Bell didn't invent tlie light
bulb like you said. It was Thomas Edison who
did it. You’re a big dumb liar, and I hate you.
That's about aH you can do, Karen. You see,
your innocent young mind cannot possibly
comprehend the full spectrum of wanton
cruelty and sadistic glee that is, what I call,
“The Milkman Dan Experience"
You're a dumb
booger head.