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By PEEPER PETE
By the way did you notice the ef
fect of the frosh’s triumphal win
over the “Sorry-Sophs” in the field
day campaign? Oh-oh-oh Nell-lie!
There wasn’t suppose to be classes
that day but Oh-oh-on Nell-lie,
what a lesson the “Slow-Sophs’ got.
Thought it would be rather pleas
ant to interview some of the “Sulk
ing Sophs.” (Oh Peeper, how you
do rub it in. Go, you brute, go) and
find out from their own lips just
exactly wh,Ht happened. (Peeper,
where do you muster such courage?)
And so off I go into the campus
of “Guys and Women” (G. W.) a-
asking; Dear Soph, what is your
opinion of the field day?
Ken Shady (Pa Kettle): “Prosh?
Prosh! They just lucked out.”
Reporter’s note: I didn’t quite
figure it that way.)
Jean McTwain (Ma Kettle): “Too
many bags in the sack race.”
(Ed. note: This is an uncalled for
rebuff.)
(Reporter’s note: The Rev. Dean
Puff considers this last statement
by the Editor as a personal insult to
the d'gnity of Miss McTwain. He will
demand satis-faction with hymnals
at ten paces.)
Harvey Cap-pistol (Speedy):
“Don’t tell me field day is over? I’m
still getting dressed for it.”
(Reporter’s note: Believe me, this
actually happened.)
Jackie Wattsister (Mr. Motto): “I
think (Got a cigarette?) the entire
day (How about a match?) was a
flop (A little Oxygen please.) from
the stand point of the south-mores.
(Got another butt?)
(Reporters note: What has he got,
lungs or funnels?)
David McPork (Shuffles): “I de
mand another field day; they
wouldn’t let us use Miss Starnes in
the tug-of-war.”
(Reporter’s note: She wouldn’t
have made a good rope anyway. She
would have started screaming and
all the gentlemen would have quit
pulling and then the Prosh would
have lost.)
Mr. Mosely (Puffy’s Pal): “Puffy
said that he liked it so naturally
I- eight little
REPORTER SCROGGS
What haven’t you done this year
that you would like to have done?
Jimmy Moore — Danced
Dennis Georgian — Not printable
Jack Turner — Made better grades
Sally Thompson — Hang my
clothes out to sun
Donna Rose Whisnant — Pass that
spelling test
Shirley Bell — Don’t ask me that,
that’s all I’ve got to say.
Jean McRae — Date Ernie every
night
Ernie Diaz — Have Miss Starnes
chaperone us on a date
James Garrison — To go to a girl’s
phy. ed. class
Ruth Secrest — Re-do a certain
course on this campus
Jewel Borders — I wish I could
have counted higher
Ruth Roberts — I wish I’d had me
Bob Morrow — To date Paula
Howard
Valeria Banning — You’d be sur-
Joyce Hyde
things
Miller Branton — Pass all my
work
George Grogan — Be able to
study all night on Troutman’s his
tory
Daphne Randolph — People would
think I was afwuJ if I told
Harold Pearson — I refuse to say
on the grounds it might incrimi-
Nancy Boger — I ain’t telling!
Ken Brady — Finished my term
paper
Ernie Beheler — Finish school, I
reckon
Gay Waters — I’ve got the urge
to kill, see me later and I’ll tell
who
Eloise Bumgarner — Straighten
some people out on a few things
Paul Thomas — To have gone to
the river more often, but my studies
have intervened
Ronald Henry — Have time for
the women
Betty Wise — I just don’t know
Linda Earp — Make the honor
roll
Attention all young “Love Hunt
ers!” The coming of spring has
opened the season for your game;
Open Season has been deciareu on
the following species: male —
T. G. H„ Bob W., Bob E„ Grady T.
and Glen H.; female — Pat G.,
Anne C., Susie O., Mildred L. and
joy Lynn B.
Gerald E., it has been whisper
ed around that it might be to your
interest to dial J. P.: H-G.
(Ed. note: Why doesn’t someone
whisper similar information my
way?)
It sure is hard to get to the
phone during the weekend. What’s
in Shelby that requires^such lo.ig
conversations. Jack T. and Rex C.?
Eddie C. seems to be very eno-er
to help spring to do its work. What
about it R. L.?
It seems that spring was even
able to pierce its way into Paul B’s.
heart for a while, more power to you
Dot H.
Who can count the most on East
Wing? Jewel!?
Shirley B. and Doris H. can’t do
too much harmonizing since T. G.
is going steady — so we hear.
Are G-W girls not as good as
those from Lincolnton, Mullis?
(Ed. note: I should say not.)
Spring must have gotten a strong
hold on Margaret C. and Frances
D. — anyway they got hold of a
diamond.
Things are looking natural arou’id
here — especially since Don and Mil
dred are together again.
Flash! Ernie and Carroll! We’re
interested — Let us know how you
are coming along.
We hear the Parlor at Huggins-
O. Max Gardner Building
Pat Smith — If you don’t know
now, you’ll never know
Scott Hamrick — Studied Lit
Sue Vance — Pass a test without
cramming the night before
Charles Shearer — Dated Miss
Morgan
Tommy Hill — No comment
Rovilla Myers — Go fishing at
night
Bill Wallace — Made a decent
grade in Mr. Dedman’s English
class.
Curtis used to be a deserted place
until “Cupid” came with Spring.
Now there isn’t standing room is
there — Janet & Wayne, Rachel &
Blair, Betty & John, Rebecca & Ed-
Having trouble keeping up with
Norma Jean? For further informa
tion see Paul B.
Byrley change your word now —
It seems Lela’s changed her man.
(The lucky guy! — Ed.)
A friend to all; but lover to none,
huh? Joan Propst? Watch it!
We are happy to know Adrian
found his glasses after April Fool’s
Day!
It’s nice to see old friends back
on the campus — Right, Betty Jean!
Decker Hall beware! WUma G. is
on the prowl again.
It’s just like we say — Give us
time — Right, BiUle Sue and James?
Speaking of time, time has allow
ed so much dust to collect that we
are going to have to get a new
“DUST PAN” to collect it in. When
we do. Watch Out!
“Great opportunities come to all,
but many do not know they have
“One of the greatest troubles to
day is due to the fact that man is
satisfied with so little in himself
and demands so much in others.”
A batchelor is a man in whom no
girl has taken sufficient interest to
—Professor Mosley