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De«Bembejr7, 1957 i>lEOT Page Three PILOT SALUTES FAIN COMBS Because of her lovely smile and spleMid perFonality Pain Combs Wa! chO'-en fr^r mnntiVl’i: ptint Salute. A sophomore liberal arts stu dent from Shelby, Fain is a leader in cam’^us acMvUies. TTnknown to many people Pain was the "master mind” behind the Homecoming pre sentations, and we might add, yery ■ well done. That isn’t the only thing Pain has done — she has been a member of the Social Standard’s Committee for two years. She helps plan social events such as teas, open house and etc., and then pitches in to make loads of sandwiches and ar range cookies on a tray without a word. Fain, like most students has fa vorites In everything. Some of hers are: record—“I’ll Never Stop Loving You,” (of course to Al.): Subjects— Psychology, Phys. Fd.; Food—Ham burgers. She has no special hobby but likes to play golf. Pain maintains a scho’astic aver age meriting her membership in the Marshall Club as an active marshal. This Is commendable, considering her mind is at Chapel Hill all the time (or at least most of It.) Her beautiful diamond signifies that next summer she will become Mrs. AI Eskridge and continue her educa tion at U. N. C. Hats off to a sweet, likable and charming young lady who deserves CHARLES HUNSINGEK It is time once again for us to say “Hats off” to one of Gardner- Webb’s finest sophomore boys. This month we salute Charles Hunsinger. Charles, a resident of Charlotte, has made quite a showing at Gard- ner-Webb. His mind, containing much knowledge, has earned him straight A’s. As a result of his straight A’s, Charles is a member of the Marshall Club. Because of his leadership, he was elected by the other marshalls as chief marshall. Charles, who is seen behind the counter in the cafeteria as supervi sor each aay, is active in several oth er phases of activities on the cam pus. Among his varied activities are band, and membership in the Lan guage Club, which Is the society for honor foreign language students. After he graduates from Gardner- Webb, Charles plans to attend either Wake Forest or U. N. C. and con tinue his studies as a medical stu- the time they stimg me all over the head? I. Q. is—I wonder what all the commotion is at the Dixon’s. Oh, now I remember it Is the first of month and everyone is paying Roberts must have a “Hot” story. There Is a second type x)f frustra tion arising—. Mrs. 'Washburn is working in her garden. I believe I’ll go ask her why their light was on at one last night. No I won’t go be cause Dr. Washburn was probably just seelrg about another flu case. ’The types of therapy are direct counseling and—. There goes Rachel out in her daddy’s fine car. I won der where she is going. Wish I could run around all the time instead of studying. Double vision Is caused—. I wish I knew what the joke Is that Mr. Godwin is laughing at. I guess It is one his wife heard at school today. Seven factors the influence—. What an awful noise! It Is just Phi lip practicing his trombone on his front porch. Ivan Paulov discovered-. There goes Coach Harris to the ball game. I want to go so badly but I have to study psychology. Here I’ve studied all afternoon and not learned a thing. that?” “What!s the joke?”—Rachel Cash. “Well, I’ll tell you, It’s like this. I don’t think the word has been In vented yet.”—Nina Scruggs. “Who in the world?’;—Jeff Sijn- "Is ihe a girl here?”—Dan Shan non. “Well what are you do'ng? Trying •to pull my leg?”—George Passes. “Shh-h, you might get demerits for such words!”—Marian Walters. “What’s that? The biological term for rats?—Steve Carver. Incidents Uy, Chrlstougena is the Greek word for Christmas. Did you know that? his w r bill. THE CIRCLE Why should I know what goes on on the circle, I’m not a nosey neigh bor. All I’m trying to do Is sit here and study psychology. There goes Mr. Lamm playing with his bees. Doesn’t he know that is dangerous? Doesn’t he remember Ability is always measured as— What Is all that racket over at the Mosley’s? It sounds as if the house Is coming apart. Oh, I see now It is only Mr. Moseley playing with Ar thur on their front lawn. Homeostasis is the tendency of the body—. There goes Mr. Roberts fly ing around the circle in his car with his three boys in the back seait. Mr. Shop at COHEN'S DRESS SHOP In Shelby More For Your Money Dear Santa, We’ve been good scholars all this year, and Christmas well expect you here with loot for all and some to spare. Get with it Nick! Don’t be a cube.. We’ve made a list of things we need. If you’re prepared, let us pro- Por all the boys in Decker Hall, a Coke machine that’s on the ball. ’The old red box we now hold dear contributes naught but atmosphere. The girl behind my chapel row would like a string of beads, I know. Her others lasted quite a while. Each day she rolled one down the aisle. For Burley’s fan club, widely known, a bulletin board that’s all Young and old alike would praise a ferryboat for rainy days, especial ly if it sails Indoors o’er Hamrick Buildings’ flooded floors. A calendar is just the gift for the library’s morning shift. Apparently they’ve not been told their news papers all are three days old. Mister Dixon’s engineers, with plectoids running out their ears, could use an electronic brain, If one is made to stand such strain. Mister Moseley could go hard if a Chevrolet were in his yard. Blame Fretda Stanley for this chiller, “Pressley records for Miss' Miller.” A dictionary would be a prize for Mister Dedmond. Otherwise, he’ll go through life and never-get the fact that A is In the alphabet. And please brlrg dictionaries too to Mister Barnett’s history room.'He uses words so little known that we suspect they are his own. 'There are some friends we’ve ov erlooked, but we trust their names are In your book. And fear not, San ta, that I pester 1 won’t be here next semester. W. P. BOnJNG SPRINGS DRUGS GIFTS - FOUNTAIN - SERVICE Phone 3111 Boiling Springs, N. C. POLL OF OPINION By Billy AsWey What is It?—Jane It “WHY!!”—Miss Crowe. "I’ve never heard of him. Who is he?”—Lib Smathers. "O. K. I’m going to bite, who’s CUT CORNER By Two Skirts and a Skirt ’The entire student body says that Mr. Dedmond was 99.44% “kerrect” when he said, "Give me liberty—or at least Thanksgiving day off.” Ken Easier—^We understand that you like the name of “Snow King." Is this right, Jolene? Shelba J. P.—What’s this bit about "two axehandles and a toothpick?” J. Anthony must be some guy! We Imow at least three girls who would like to get to date Jack!!! Al thinks Ken E. has the wrong nickname. a;u 3 ; for Christmas is UnCle Tysunker? Ain’t that cute? Burly Ed—Basketball star ol the year. Atta boy. Burly. “Cut Artist of the Month”—This month we give this great title to Mr. Hamilton “Backbone of the Dottle—You sure like to play the field, don’t you? 1. Rip 2. Tysinger 3. Rip 4. ??? Little Tomblin—Haw was your lit tle trip to Georgia? Say you do like It down there. Eileen—Say you get all shaky when a certain person Is around? Now, you know better than that. Edwin King Long—Elected “Girl of our Dreams” over at Hapy Dorm. Pat—It looked good to see yo on the floor again. You can play that basketball. Keep it up. Glenda; What’s your nickname? Is it the “make-out kid”? Kelly; Say you do like the town of Hickory? Webb says he wish he were home. Now just what is there in Hickory?? Nina; Watch out about calling girls sweet affectionate names. You may get in trouble. CRAZIEST COUPLE OF THE MONTH; Jimmy Green and his fi nance Maxann. Byers; We hear you say “We have more fun than people — especially those people on earth!! Explain yourself. J. Hardin; We hear that there are a lot of girls around here who think you are “cute as a bug’s ear.” Why don’t you give some of these old maids a chance?? Myers: Oh, what to get a girl for Christmas? She’s got everything. Well, we do have a suggestion—Give Forest; Is It true you can’t keep a secret, especially where papers are concerned? Emma J. P., Modene, and Jo Wil son—Now If you don’t know a thing about accounting, what do you go to class for?? Well, there goes the bell. We gotta go. Adios muchachoes vaya con dlos. (Spanish is getting a tad bet- G. T. McSWAIN'S GROCERY FURNITURE and APPLIANCES BOILING SPRINGS PHONE 6311 STAR PRESS, INC- Shelby, N. C. PRINTERS and LITHOGRAPHERS STAYS FRESH 3 DAYS LONGER
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