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Welcome Back Week ’92 “Horro-scopes”by Kevin Ask Pasha by Aimee Stewart The GWC 1992 Fall Welcome Back Week started with a BANG! when illusionists / magicians "THE SPENCERS" landed on GWC campus. Per forming many illusions, THE SPENCERS got GWC students on stage to help them perform illusions. Friday, August 28 hailed the WELCOMING of comedienne Mary Rowles. Rowles, a Minneapolis native, brought in numerous characters such as "the waitress", "fisherman" and "auntie". Rowles ended her hour long performance with her rendition of "PMS— I Love You", which has made her famous all throughout the country. Saturday, August 29, was the first dance of the year at GWC. The WELCOME BACK DANCE was held in the arena. S & L Sounds sponsored the music and videos. On Tuesday, September 1, was the rescheduled show of Blizzard of Bucks held in the cafeteria. 12 GWC students including Brian Siatkowski, Sherri Mooring, Chad Fenton, Chauncy Simpson, and Lonnie Custer were able to partici pate on stage. Custer, Freshmen, won $193.00 after getting into the money ma chine . Thursday, September 17, was the day the music video world hit GWC. Fun Flixx was held in the Banguet Hall from 2 - 8. Many GWC students turned out for the event hoping their videos would be accepted by MTV. In reality, video - stars keep your videos as the 2nd Annual GWC Music Video Awards Show will be held in early 1993. WARREN BEATTY-ANNEHE BEING BUGSY ATiiST«R£i[ASf 01!HT«Sniihfnii> hi t Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) Today is your lucky day, so don't do anything stupid. Libra (Sept. 2 3 - Oct. 22) Before you do anything today, you should think about it; but if you think too much, you will hurt yourself, if you hurt yourself you will hurt your friends and if you hurt your friends, you will hurt even more because you hurt your friends. So do us all a favor; just stay in bed. Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov 21) You will run into someone you know today, and they will know you. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) Money is coming your way, but it will just pass you by. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Your beloved is thinking of you today, but you don't want to know what they are think ing. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) A friend will be desperately looking for you today, beware of Pisces. Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20) Try to have all the fun you can today (Suggestion: Send word to a friend that you are looking for them and for them to meet you at a certain place. Then have someone else there to send them elsewhere, where there will be another person to send them to a different place. Continue this wild goose chase as long as you can). Aries (March 21 - April 19) The chance that you meet your future mate today is the same as it was yesterday; so quit your whining and stand in line behind the rest of us. Taurus (April 2 0 - May 20) Your day will go so bad, you will look forward to eating in the cafe for supper. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Watch your temper and don't get perturbed, because people are stupid and will always get on your nerves. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You will have a good hairday (except Arvle Dunn, since he has nothing to work with. Just kidding, Arvle). Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) "Your future's so bright you'll have to..." carry an umbrella. Better luck tomorrow bud, because today is going to be a rain out. The beginning—A young lad stretched out in the field with his back to his mother and searched to be free. To his right, the clover danced in the green and everything was clear and bright. On his left sat a man who spoke only to Pasha. The words were gloomy, unhappy and full of questions about the world and its authorita tive censorship. Pasha was bewildered and lost, but a bird flew up to the sun and Pasha stared. It rose higher and higher through the blue, passed the cirrus and tainted air, until it reached the sun. Pasha figured the bird was lost, tired of fighting the Futile Flight, or he probably was curious as to what kept it so bright and why, when it left, did it turn right. While Pasha paid no attention to the man, the sullen one slipped into his head and focused on worldly things; the things that mattered only to an old Cossack who could no longer fight for lack of reason. Pasha knew not why the bird spread its wings and took on the sun or how the man slipped under his skin, but he questioned them and searched for the answers until the answers came to him like a turtle through the brush. Alas, he found no satisfaction in quitting after solving his own inquisi tion . Pasha stands for you now and any question you may have. Objective, factual answers will be given. No advice will be rendered for Pasha fears lawsuits. Any subject may be presented or discussed. Pasha is as sociated with many intellec tuals and has many opinions of his own. Test Pasha, that's why we hired him. Send your questions, comments, fantasies, or complaints to: Pasha c/o The Pilot Box 3 03
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