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ON CAMPUS REPORT: SAGA KILLS By Michael Roberts Editor-in-Chief A recent study by the pub lic Health Department of the state of North Carolina indi cates that many students at St. Andrews Presbyterian College have actually died from eating food prepared at SAGA. A follow-up investigation into these reports has re vealed that many students who reportedly transferred from this institution have in fact died from various SAGA iMi I A student partakes of another delicious meal. ■ * related poisonings and dis eases. Criminal charges are pending, but a source at the District Attorney's Office has led Lanced editors to believe that charges will be brought against manager Don Ste wart, Jeannie Cox, and President Tom Reuschling. Reuschling reportedly re ceived "hush money" from MariottCorp. Stewart will be indicted for allowing seventy violations of the state health code to go unrectified. Cox will be indicted as a co-con spirator. When approached by Lanced reporters, Reusch ling read a prepared state ment: "Speak to my attorney you yellow slime mongers." When approached about the violations, Stewart burst into tears and sobbed, "I’m glad it's finally over. 1 have stayed awake so many nights knowing that we have fed you kids garbage. I'm sorry." Stewart is expected to turn witness for the statein exchange for a lighter sen tence, which was serving time in a prison where SAGA caters the meals. A partial list of infractions indicates that among the violations were: frequent use of food substitutes; re heating food more than 30 days old; using toxic waste as a preserver. An informal poll conducted by the Lanced indicates that Some students suggested that since it is a male domi nated society, and since men run Mariott Corp. the food would naturally be be low par. They quickly added that a woman's place is not DEATH-another student is striclen with SAGA most students were not very surprised at the turn of events and were angered that the investigation took so long. One student, Scott "Skippy" Price denounced the charges, and gave his full support for th^ Mariott Corp. He stated that he has loved the food for three years and often hoards it in his room. He added that he especially likes the spa ghetti. in the kitchen, though. Most students indicated that they would file criminal suits against SAGA for reck less endangerment. A memorial service for the fallen students will be held Sunday at 6:00 pm. It might be a good time to call that friend of yours who suppos edly transferred some years ago; the one you haven't heard from in awhile... Students have resorted to eating garbage. SAGA workers prepare another meal.
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