nN CAMPUS
Hosstyle
Pat Hoss
Great Things
Well people of this
illustrious, if not somewhat
overpriced, campus, I am
joyous today. You know, I
thought I'd just about seen
everything there was to see
that was good here at St.
Andrews, but nooo! I mean,
afterthe Concerned Readers
of the Lance showed me the
errors of my ways, I have been
constantly on the prowl for
things that are right on this
campus. The choices I have
found are almosl unlimited.
Not only do the ducks swim
here, they walk for God's
Sake! Can you believe it?
Don'st gasp just yet, fellow
populance, for much more is
to come. So much more, in
fact, that I must start at the
beginning andlistthosethings
that I like to call, in David
Letterman fashion:
TOP TEN HOSSTYLE
REASONS WHY THIS
CAMPUS IS NOT AS BAD
AS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST
LAST IVIONTH-
10. The lake does contain a
substance closely related to
water. The fact that that
substance is deadly to life in
general is not a big worry-we
eat SAGA every day.
9. Winston-Salem is not
actually falling down. It was
built that way.
8. Student Life does reside
on this campus-contrary to
popular belief that the moon
is their home base. Also
contrary to popular belief,
most of their policies were
made on campus- not in a
Communist country.
7. The people who work the
mail room are not inept-the
mailboxes just keep moving.
6. ASC can copy correctly-
they just like to play with your
minds.
5. Laurinburg is not actually
in the middle of nowhere. It is
in the middle of somewhere.
4. SAGA did actually throw
that picnic for us-they just
made it look like they were
throwing us out of the cafeteria
to hold a banquet we weren't
invited to (to throw us off about
how much they really care).
3. The library does have a lot
of books. The building is just
too small to house them all.
Also, the personnel there do
know where everything is-
unfortunately they have been
sworn to secrecy. That way
you learn to survive on your
own.
2. Ganza is more than a
party-it's a big $8,000 parly.
1. This school does not have
a money problem. It simply
feels that squandering money
on things like more security,
betterbuildings, a higherfood
service, and otherthings is to
lull the student into a false
sense of security. That would
be detrimental to his or her
welfare upon attaining a job in
the real world. Therefore to
better prepare the student,
and equip hei/her to the real
world, the administrationfeels
that silly expenditures like the
library extension, the new
apparati for the one security
car, and the new guard house
at the entrance, will better
attune the student to the
capitalist way of thinking-"Buy
it-What the hell?"
Well, I think you'll agree that
after reading these reasons
that St. Andrews is not a bad
place. Sure, it has good points
and bad. But let's ignore the
uneven ratio. This school
has something more that
attracts us all to it. I'd like to
know what that is, but until
then, I think whenever I get
down or out and start saying
to myself "When can I get out
of here?", I'll just go down and
look at the ducks and say to
myself, "Hey, if they can cope,
why can't I?"
IN
MEMORY
This edition is dedicated to the memory of'?
Bruce Steven Roberts,
who would have graduated this year.
"May You Rest In Peace
In The Hands Of God"
MAR
Students Chosen
for "Who's Who”
By Kris Wood
Contributing
The 1990 edition of Who's
Who Among Students in
American Universities and
Colleges will include the
names of 12 students from
St. Andrews Presbyterian
College who have been se
lected as outstanding cam
pus leaders.
Campus nominating com
mittees and editors of the
annual directory have in
cluded the names of these
Continued from pg. l
years. "I think it will benefit
St. Andrews by generating
revenue and gaining a
greater profile in terms of St.
Andrews being recognized
in Moore County," he said.
Hopkins explained that the
concept for an adult program
is not new, and has proven to
be successful at many area
Liberal Arts schools. He
stated that he does not feel
that the program will take
away from the St. Andrews
Admissions Office, since
most of the cou rses are night
courses and will cater to
working adults. "Most of the
people who take the courses
students based on their
academic achievement,
service to the community,
leadership in extracurricular
activities and potential for
continued success. The
1990 edition includes stu
dents selected from more
than 1,400 institutions of
higher learning in all 50
states, the District of Colum
bia and several nations.
The twelve students
named this year from St.
Andrews are: Suellen Ben-
Sandhills
will be in or near Moore
County. So far, I've received
sixty inquiries, and the
average age is between 25
and 28," said Hopkins.
Classes will be offered
Monday through Thursday
nights. The maximum load
available would be four
courses. It would take a
student three years to earn a
degree, rather than the
standard two years.
Students will be viewed as
transfers, and will be
expected to complete all the
requirements of a St.And-
rews degree, including
SAGE. These students will
nett, Babylon, N.Y.;Cajetan
Chukwulozie, Onitsha, Nige
ria; Bill Cox, Virginia Beach,
Va.; Wendy Phillips,
Shelbyville, Ky.; Rachel Rivi
ere, Hayes, Va.; Michael
Roberts, Raeford, N.C.;
Bobby Simpson, Rock Hill,
S.C.; Steve Skinner, Lexing
ton, N.C.; Donald Smith,
Plantation, Fla.; Abe
VanWingerden, Huntersville,
N.C.; Beth White, Westmin
ster, Md.; and Pam Whitfield,
Winston-Salem, N O.
be working toward a degree
outside the traditional role of
college. "Students at
Sandhills will not have the
benefit of faculty contact or
advisor, and will have a
different set of experiences
unlike a student at the St^
Andrews Campus,
explained Hopkins.
St. Andrews students may
request to transfer from the
Laurinburg campus to the
Sandhills campus. However,
the student cannoi
enrolled at St. Andrews
during the previous Fall
Spring terms.