Madame Zelda Knows The Deal
Come, join me, Ma
dame Zelda, in unfold
ing the riddle of the zo
diac, and watch the mys
teries of the unknown
unravel and speak. With
the extreme wisdom I
possess I will translate
the language of the stars
to you. Understand your
self, your friends and
your lovers by embrac
ing the powers of the
universe as they invade
my pen and dance into
your dimension. Enter
the realm of the mystical
— read your fortune and
don’t be surprised if you
find yourself exclaiming,
"Dude, Madame Zelda
knows the deal!"
ARIES — You are an
assertive leader. Be care
ful, Ram, not to butt
heads with a Cancer or a
Capricorn, however. It
could prove to be messy.
TAURUS — The sign
of the bull doesn't ex
actly fit your personal
ity. You are a secretive
and sensitive organizer.
Find a Gemini, they un
derstand you.
GEMINI — You have
a flair for communicat
ing and a sharp mind to
compliment that. Aries
and Leo might mistake
this tor shallow double-
talk but, if a friendship is
pursued between these
signs, it may prove to be
very rewarding.
CANCER - Sensi
tive. That's the best word
to describe you. Al
though being emotional
is not a crime, it can be
come tedious for your
friends to constantly en
dure your moodiness.
For a shoulder to cry on
or an audience for your
new joke, turn to a Leo.
LEO “ Noble and
strong, the lion or lion
ess protects and respects
the Artes and Sagittarius.
When there is a relation
ship forming between
these signs there will be
heated debates followed
by understanding. Be
careful though, Leo, your
willingness to spread
sunshine may translate
into disloyalty.
VIRGO - You take
a situation and analyze it
fully until you have a
strong grip on it. Don't
try this deep investiga
tion with a Gemini,
though. Just because
both signs are ruled by
Mercury does not make
themcompatable. In fact,
the quietly dreaming
Virgo may want to keep
the unreliable Gemini at
a strictly aquaintance
level.
LIBRA - You judge
people fairly but make
sure your temperament
doesn't get in the way of
your emotional balance.
Try working your charms
on a Leo whenever you
decide to look for that
someone special. You
have a tendancy to pro
crastinate, so take heed
and find a Leo while
there's still time.
SCORPIO -- Passion
envelopes you but you
don't show it. You pos
sess amazing self-control
but don't let it get the best
of you. Keeping things
inside usually ends in re
sentment or, as usually
happens with a Scorpio,
revenge. When the scor
pion tail lashes out it's
best to scramble to shel
ter; the stingisquitepain-
ful. When the waters are
calm, however, your
gentleness will win a lot
of friends.
SAGITTARIUS -
You have the potential
of being the silver lining
in your friends' lives.
Your basic nature is
optomistic and enthusi
astic. If these traits are
not nutured you might
find them manifesting
emselves through care
lessness, rudeness orjust
general emotional con
fusion. Look to the Cap
ricorn to help you find
your center.
CAPRICORN
You are the sign of expe
rience. You use whatyoii
learned yesterday to
make more intelligent
decisions today. Try not
to "use" people, though,
because your sign has a
tendancy toward selfish-
ness. You are a sure
footed, dependable goat
who compliments botli
Scorpio and Pisces.
AQUARIUS You
are definitely an indi
vidual. This obvious
originality may be
scoffed at by Scorpio but
you are tolerant of others
so the Scorpian tail does
not sting you. You have
tendancies toward eccen
tricity, this can work ei
ther for or against you,
Watch yourself.
PISCES - You are
the sign closest to the
actual powers of the stars.
If people are constantly
telling you that you arc
insightful, don’t take it
lightly. You have poten
tial for psychic compre
hension and deep spin
tual awareness. Look for
a Taurus to help you ex
plore this other side o
yourself.
—Marfan®
Zelda