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Pag* 6 TT,^l^«»St.AndrwPr«»bvt«rt»nColl«q«_ f\^, yutM', & J992 I, Jan Wilson, being of dreamy mind, and tall body do hereby leave my room and wild flower collection in the Granville woods to Patrice Barentine and Shelley Johnson; to Monique Brock I leave my favorite nude sun bathing spot; to Doug Snyder, Josh Foote and Pepe Miranda I leave a year's supply of jugs and kisses; to Mike Stark, I leave a bar of soap; to Will Ray and Jesse Dingott I leave a cup of coffee; to Bonnie Glen I leave a "cool person" sticker, to Austin I leave an "Every thing you need to know about Psy chology in One Hour" Book; to the Excellent Japanese Drums En semble I leave the Zen of stress-free practices and performances; and to all of the incoming freshpeople and trans fers I leave many years ofbeautiful experiences, long walks around the lake, cotton picking, co habitation, warm jugs, big smiles, love and in ner peace as well as a deep hunger for what is yet to happen beyond St. Andrews — This is a beautiful place of lov ing and learning - Until the next time — See you all on the flip side! I, Michellc Sasser, be ing of PfeifFer-bashing mind and body, hereby leave to Joe, Church, Shawn, Tony and Sprouse best wishes for a winning senior season and the determination to keep them out of Kan sas Gty. I leave my wom-out Webster's Dictionary to Kerry Nuti, who like myself, cannot spell! I leave ray extra clos ets to Jennifer Thomp son, who truly needs more room for all her clothes. I leave a secondary container to Candace Meredith, who appears to have heart failure whenever she sees me and doesn't have one. I leave determination and tact to Eddie Brown who will need them as Student Government President for next year. -Lennie Jones i, Janna Turner, being weak in body yet resil ient in mind, wish pa tience and understand ing upon the incoming and returning students; to Phil i give two arms to hold him forever and reassure him that you are loved, to Nikki i give you thanks for introducing me to the real world and ignoring my gawky stares, to Dre, where ever you are, thank you, to K-calmness, a silent stream to sit beside and while away the hours with that piper Pan, and to Jen, how could i have made without you? you found me under neath all that junk, i'm glad you are a treasure hunter and that you are so good. I, Rebecca Harvard, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave the following; To John Sprouse- memories of some of the most special moments of my Senior year. Also, I leave to you sweet heart, the ability to take a test on the given dav and a clean rag to wipe the brown stuff off your nose! You know I love you. To Jenny Cook-the ability to say "I AM AWESOME" and not take crap from anybody. To Trinlie Yeaman-the job of Granville social chairperson because I wrote you in. Also the painted window as a way of asking you to catty on the Granville tradi tion. To Jennifer Ballard and all my psych buddies- Bill Faw. You know what? He's all right. I, Missy McGill, being of soundmind and body, do hereby leave to Ward Sokoloski all the head aches of being SGA Treasurer - you will find friends you never thought you had; to Joy Starkey I leave my G.P.A. and study habits and to Corinne Nicholson I leave my thanks for three years of terrific advice and ray deep admiration and re spect. ai)d[ Being of sound mind and body. I, Tebbi Grainger, leave to Mel issa my Senior Sem cases and my baby-sit ting job; Allison my Cosmo's; Katie my toe nail clippers and title of "The Most Time Spent Passed Out in the Bath room;” Cathy my tur key and cheese sand wiches; Denise my Lucky Charms and ketchup; Robyn a leash, in case you have to baby sit a drunkard like we did on Halloween; Gary my slinky; Paul my leather bracelet; Vic my ugly "corns;" Mikey some new lungs; Moonie my Hypercolor,, shirt; Ralph my recom mendation to you-know- who and my earring; Stu my recommendation to Georgia and a rain check; Brian my habit of brushing my haircut of my face (oops! you already have that) and memories of the terrible threesome; Mattie my quietness; Newton that hangover helper we bought at Express Stop; Travis my rum; RJ my watergun, my kite and a concoction of ketchup and salad dressing; Toinmy my coffee table; Kelly my large breasts; Bobby my phone num ber and instructions on how to use it; Lisa my ability to be a bitch; Robin my beer and hope that you and Alan make it; Doolen my Geritol, my appreciation for all that you've done for me and my heart; Mr. Littleson my chewing gum (pops! and all); and finally, the Faculty my thanks and appreciation.
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