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I, Michelle Sasser, be
ing of energetic mind
and body, hereby leave
to Joy Starkey the abil
ity to get out of bed and
make it to those morn
ing classes at least once
a week.
I, Kati Vines, being of
beaten and tMOiisedbody
and questionable mind,
hereby leave the follow
ing:
To Tracy Victorio -1
leave the ability to drink
most any guy under the
tabte or at least give it a
good shot,' the patience
and good leadership
skills to lead the
women's soccer team
and deal with the
coaches, a membership
to the 25 club, money
for all the food I ate out
of your room, a senior
year that is a blow-off
and a life-long friend
ship.
To Jen White -1 leave
a roommate who will
actual do work once in
awhile, a clean room, a
bottle of hairspray, since
you go through so many,
the hope of making it
through a soccer season
uninjured, a VCR you
only have to hit play
onceon, aroormnate that
is not psychotic, a se
nior year that you can
enjoy. I'll miss you lots,
good luck.
To Catherine Holsopple
-1 leave the ability to tell
everyone to f— off mM«
often, a 'normal' room
mate, the ability to en
joy life and do the things
you want to, a bill for all
the advice! (seriously, I
leave the nKmory of all
our wonderful talks), the
I, Pamela Naves, do
hereby bequeath the
following. ..to Dan Dieth
- my pocket edition of
The Procrastinatn|-'s
Handbook to T.ifr. to
Jason Rich - a rain check
for "Wine Night"..., to
Lee Martin - a brand new
Harley, a full-time stats
tutor and most of all, my
heartfelt thanks for all
you've done and all
you've meant..., to Amy
strength to beat upTracy
and Amy when they are
mean to you, comnK>n
sense - which I don't
have much of, and a very
special friendship. I'll
miss you.
To Amy Blaser (a.k.a.
Condor) -1 leave a blow
up doll that you can slam
around in menwry of
me, a sweeper who you
can trust, a bottle of Gin,
your own personal
shower so you won’t be
inclined to share one, an
exercise program for
you and your 'new'
roommate so you both
will not turn into pork
ers, and many thanks for
being there for me,
you're a great friend.
Good luck next year.
To Ellen Spotts -1 leave
many great memories, a
person to talk to, a se
nior year that you can
enjoy and not stress over
work, someone to Gum
Swamp with, and a
friendship that will al
ways last.
To Greg Stupinski - I
leave someone else to
play three-man head-to-
head with, the memory
ofGANZA on Saturday
night, $2 fora show, and
someone to always
laugh with.
To Kelly ChiWers - I
leave many memories,
someone to go to Gum
Swamp with, a bottle of
Beam, 25, a 'clam', and a
Pfeffer who has been my
best bud through it all -1
leave memories of 'the
house', the critters, ci
gars, spitting lessons at
GumjiSwamp, popcorn,
whiskey drinks on warm
nights, S.O.S., Jeopardy
and everything else too
numerous to mention.
Thanks Amy, for mak
ing me sane when I was
too crazy and crazy
when I was too sane.
friendship I will never
forget
To Gary Wood -1 leave
someone to play Guts
with, a wrestling part
ner, a razor, the hope of
graduating, great memo
ries, and a wonderful
friendship. Thanks fcM'
always being there, I
don't know what Td do
without you.
To Bobby Kulinski -1
leave a new liver, the
memory of our laps, bet
ter luck than I had with
the opposite sex, 25 any
time you party, years of
memories, and a fun se
nior year. Good luck.
To Vic Hall (a.k.a. Son)
-1 leave any brain cells I
can spare, my 'lightning'
speed on the soccerfield,
the hope of making mom
proud and partying hard,
and a wonderful experi
ence at St. Andrews. I'll
miss you son.
To Mike Bombaro - I
leave clothes that fit, the
desire and drive to keep
giving 100% to soccer,
and the hope that you
enjoy your years at St.
Andrews as much as I
did.
To all my friends -
Thanks fOT all the memo
ries and great times. I'll
miss you all and wish
everyone the best of
luck.
We, Annabel and
Christy, of the same
brain do hereby declare
this our last will and tes
tament:
To Heidi-Ho, we leave
the magic bag, the
couch, and a Gary Wood
doll.
To Jennifer Forrester,
the memories of Ander
son, Buford, Wakeman
and Howe.
To Amy, a whole year
withoutroommate prob
lems.
To Joy, parties in the
hallway and Garth
Brooks at 20 decibels.
To Missy, aquieter suite
at Chapel Hell and a
skinny dip.
To Jennifer Hitch, a free
getaway caid for stress
relief and a $50 gift cer
tificate to Victoria's Se
cret.
To Chelle, the Reds!,
streakin in the sunshine,
and a Ganza without a
bee.
To Cayce, we leave the
room and its tradition of
good parties.
To Kerry Nuti -1 re
luctantly leave Phillip,
our kid who is growing
up faster that we can
sometimes handle. With
him, I leave you much
patience and energy.
To the remaining suite
seven crew - the fab five
seniors leave a diverse
tradition and much
laughter (I'm taking the
incriminating photo
graphs with me).
With Janna I send a
bag of wiles, wishes and
K-fits for your conve-
To Suite 6 Winston, the
memories of half-gallon
Beam nights.
To Suite 6 Orange, we
leave lots of giggles on
the Sunday of Ganza.
To Rod, an open door at
3 AM, all the Christmas
carols you can sing, and
our Christmas lights.
To Alan, shooters of
Jim Beam on a Christ
mas night, a pair of sun
glasses and the same
open door at SAM.
To GW, we leave the
damn ball!, five puffs
and the same open door
at SAM.
To R J., Vic, and Mikey,
we leave all the damn
balloons you want, a
Mickey Mouse puzzle,
the same open door at
3AM and a gift from the
bottom of the left hand
closet.
To the St. Andrews
community, we leave
Lake Ansley C. Moore
with bladderwort and the
beavers, train whistles
in the distances and the
sunsets.
nience, one more half
hour list and a book of
words that should never
be forgotten.
To Tad - I'm taking
most of you with me,
but I will leave you my
half of the room, with a
TV that never has to be
turned on to "All My
Children" (unless you're
already hooked), a tiny
but verv observant gi-
raffe and a spare key to
my house, in case you
ever get lonely. Te amo
con todo mi corazon.