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Class of igg^, Get IgKnighted cilitaie campus crime fighting, your own barber shop, a Miss Piggy and Karate Kid doll, "d(g)rowing" pills, the ability to make a lay-up, lifetime supply of odor eaters, a dustpan when you cruise. Ben Weiss: A con tinuous tape of me saying "Dude Chill", memories of a bad blind date at Jim's, a forward roll in front of the mural, Slacy Dewiu. Ralph : A blown en gine hand book, and indoor rake for your beach house, a warm sensation on your neck in Myrtle Beach, VISION, my vote for some political office. Nate: A subscription to High Times, my Grateful Dead tapes, Birkenstocks, backstage pass to a Public Enemy concert, Violent Femmes T-shirt, boxers with the fly sewn up, payment for suit rental. Matt Bachman: A beer ego, a memory after you drink, a revolving door for your room, my girlfriend, my room. Blake: A parking ticket, a manuscript to our soap opera, ORANGE, someone ne to fight with at GANZA. Nathan Tabor: Jim’s Bill Elliot sign, a bill for $50. Pinchy : A new class of students to annoy, a girdle, hope for a girlfriend. * ■'j\-‘^Mooniec Pinchy.'*" Matt Ware: A bottle of watered down vodka, a wed ding present, jockstrap for your "swang". a loan from Southern National Bank (YEAH RIGHT!). Mike Butner: Redneck nursery rhymes, my height and muscles, the ability to not quit basketball again. Amy Pittard: Carpet stains, mistletoe, steak and scal lops, an invitation to an hour long talk in the bathroom, a dance to "Freak Me". Ellen Spotts: Two tickets to Spain (oiu' first date) a husband, my phone number for male advice. Dave Dorsey: A new hairdresser, a year's subscrip tion to Sports Illustrated, a case of Sharp's non-alcoholic bever age because you only like the taste. Thomas Peacock: A taxi ride from Key West, Pick up lines, bail money, and a VIS A bill. Captain Ed: An invi tation to a drinking contest so I can back out. Matt Peck: A list of women over the age of 35, a safe ride to Champs, The Lance. Chris Lindistrom: A fishing license, $85 for your ticket. Rob L. (Barry Manilow): An evening in Mara thon with Rod, a standing ova tion for "Mandy". Logan: A social chair nomination, a new lock for your door. Candace Meredith: No more minutes to do. Robyn Murynski: New vocal cords so you can say Eddie I want to talk to you. Tripp; A pass for a night in a female dorm. Korey: Normal sleep ing habits, baseball gloves to catch flying hamburgers, knots in your head from my cooler. Rod: My "robot" body, car sickness pills. Kim Jenkinson: Rob LeBlanc, a copy of her dancing at the senior party. Willow: A bottle of Seagrams 7, a new knee, a body guard when she drinks, my bas ketball skills. J.T.: A blow-up doll so you can hug each day, Tracey's lap to sit in. Kevin Finch: My phone number for late night gos sip sessions. Tiffani: A dance any time, anywhere. Amy Omer: My ever lasting love and plenty of week end visits. Paula Riojas and Margaret Rada: A spilled drink. Chief Theron Young: ^^A‘lifetime supply of tyrkey jerkey. All security guards: One last stage dive, my VIPER security system. Kari Cramer: Week end reports of SA. Corrinne Nicholson: New victims for Senior Semi nar. Summer and Carolyn: Payment for the fe male advice at the Senior party, 41/2 empty kegs, over $23,(XX) in pledges. Neal Bushoven: Mecklenberg Pride and Loyalty. Dean Franz: The Saltire for revision, a year of normal cases. Mr. A: Amy Omer to take care of. Jackie Singleton: A chair for the president, a raise. President Reuschling: A BIG WET KISS. Brian "Disco" Doles: Saturday Night Fever, all my responsibility, my dancing skills. OldSGA: Thanks for everything!!! It was a blast New SGA leaders: Best of Luck in the upcoming year and have fun. _ Seniors who pledged: A special thanks for your gener osity. We once again proved that we are the best class by raising more money than any other graduating class, thanks volunteers. Get off CLASS OF '93... WE OUTTA HERE!!! To everyone else: An apology because I am sure that I left out a bunch! I, Ben Weiss, do hereby bequeath the following to: Eddie Brown: An otherbook of lOOpick-up lines, Stacey Dewitt, and the lyrics to "Don't Be Cruel" by Elvis. Chris Bachman: An open car window for you to puke out of. Matt Ware: A rat, a hen, a clump of mud, and a piece of sU’ing, A rematch in Spades- S&M vs. BJ. Steve H.: A copy of White Men Can't Jump. RohL.: Some Ice, Ice Baby. Thomas Peacock: A place in the Keys, "Tommies". Russel M.: Twinkies, a ticket to "Costa Rica" and 50 francs. Blake: The Book of Lists (Did you write it?) Matt B.: A book of poems, a maneating conch-re gardless. Jen S.: Some wine for being much too loud-Ms. Blue Teeth. Tracey: l.OOOpeselas, a coo-coo clock, and a chicka- dce. Korey C.: Some com puter games, and some sleep. Laurie A.: A straight jacket to tease me. Chelsea C.: A medita tion for every "angry black woman". Angela L.: Some tea, some hot tea and gooden pho tographers. Ralph Cales: Some dip. Chris Doolen: An at las and some cassavois. Pinchy: A book of 1001 facts to know. Nathan T.: My "How to be a Counselor" book "cause I'm here for you. Lauren McD.: The castle in Europe, and a COPS video for Thursday nights. Christine Donahue: A book of all my stories. Wiggy: A new one. David D.: Alower case "n" (notanotherwordofit)! My thanks. "Hank not so Jr., Jr. Nate": Dip, a picture of Curtis, a lifetime pass to the BBB to see Dawn. Ralph P.: A Myrtle Beach T-shirt, pieces of NAS A's Hubble Telescope to make new glasses. Gregg S.: An invita tion to party with me-lhen I won't show. EUen Spotts: Every thing you'd need to clean those hard- to- clean carpet spots for New Year's Eve parties to come. RodH.: Russ to look at. stacks of Therdiis, and future Bud Fests. LS/HD: Home-clean ing equipment (vaccum, dust pan, etc.), traps for Gnomes that mysteriously steal things-likeSS. Matt P.: A case of "Matdog” and an older woman. Mike B.: A caller ID, and fireproof gloves so you don't bum your finger. Chuck: A cookie to yell at. Barret: $10. JT: A spanish carpet Chris L.: Dip, smokes, etc. Willie: A new garbage can, a new school to NARC at (Ha, Ha!). Robyn M.:Open ears (I wish I could've helped) Ce'st la vie. Russ B.: A green light I, Tanya Evanchik, being of lost mind and unemployed, yet tanned body, do hereby bequeath to the following: Angela Beale (Elvis): I leave the sly exchange of clothes with good friends and those you dislike, great tapes. Karaoke at Champs and "Will the Circle be Unbroken", rubber checks, a running tab with the miser, my cowboy hat, the abil ity to be comed when able, and the courage and money to go to Wal-Mart and buy e.p.t. when necessary. Steven; I leave my most sacred possession, WOOBIE, my tanning lotion for all those days you love to lay out, Alabama's Greatest Hits, slow dances together, "What Have You Done For Me lately" at Champs, my expert driving skills-especially in Black Thun der, and most of all-my hope for you in all you do and your sincere understanding, patience, character, and care you've al ways given me throughout the year. I thank you, and my thoughts are always with you. Lauren: My claim to fame, my loudness. Jim's juke box, 90210 on thursday nights, my love for Brenda, funbags, pre-party -parlies, my mother’s address and phone number, and the job to always be Steve's ^1 fan and continue to attend all home basketball games. Deb: Fuzzy slippers, Wednesday nights at Jim's, our love of bagels, and manyof the great experiences I've had on drives between home and school. Drew: My dart board and professional plastic darts, windy drives to Jim's, and off- roading in two wheel drive. Liv: The continuation of loud, late nights in the suite, the asshole hatband keeping the tradition of never turning any thing in on lime unless it's for Dr. A!!! Mike Hall: My added love for country music, the abil ity to ha ve a great time whereever you arc, and dances with Aunt Barbara. Mike-ARE YOU JACKED??? Toany 3 females who can handle it: Harley-Davidson bike rides from Jim's with men you don't know, to Bennetsville and back. Be sure to lake pic tures. Marc (Red): My word "hello" at your disposal! My parents: Thank you! Although you'll be in debt for the res tof your lives, I couldn’t have been happier any where else. All my close Triends: You've made this place full of memories I'll always cherish and never forget. Laura and Mel: We've been together for years, and have experienced so much. I'll never forget you two, and I will miss you terribly. Heather (roomie): Gossip,gossip, gossip! Monthly sessions of gossip, no mauer where we end up. Laurie (Soapy): I will always look back and wonder why we were never so close be fore, but who cares, we are now! There has been so many great times, too many to mention. Near-death bike rides to St. Au gustine, pitchers of Margarittas at Churchill's, JIMMIE, darts, rocking chairs and porch swings, laying-out, "HELLO!", "I DIDNOT KNOW THAT!" Mis haps in Meek (alone), and Jim Beam in SAGA. Thank you Steven, for everything. I'll miss you. I'VE LOVED THIS PLACE!!! -T I Heather (H.B. A.T.C.)Brown being gone from this world as we know it, would like to leave the following: My Parents: The out standing bills and debts I have tallied over the years at St An drews. Athletic training staff: A golf cart with enough juice to carry equipment on AND off the field. Softball program: The ability to beat Coker as well as a KNOCK OUT of a season (teeth, concussions) P.E. Department: Much thanks fore the support, opportunity and your injured ath letes. Lumley: Wheelietalk and T. gossip. The Freaks (You know who you are): Closet memories, hair products, buzz See WILLS page 6 Goodbye, Godbless and Amen M*A*S*H FINAL EPISODE
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