TESTAMENTS
to never tell your secrets.
Graham: A fifth of
Citrus Vodka, a stairmaster, one
more "I hate this place!" and
most importantly A girl that will
love love you back!
"Young Miller Boy";
My age old wisdom, my expert
advice on women and a pouch of
Apple Jack.
I, Ellen Allyson Spotts, of sort of
sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath the following;
Jenny Cummings:
Buns of steel, all the grits you
can eat, butblisters, road trips,
and many more broken cars.
Christine Donahue:
Many walks, orgasmic scones,
and a dig like Paddington.
Jenny Syrup (Jen-
you're so cool): A popsicle to
letmelt, another pizza night, and
sanity.
Tracy, Heather and
Megan: Something to wear al
ways, someone to carry your
beer, organization, and coconuts.
Gina Linville, Pre
cious, and Woobie: I leave Jen.
Take care of her!
Kate Benson, Rachel
Reisner, Holly Morris (my fa
vorite fresh people): Advice,
more pizza, and a circus.
Melissa Swain: A full
beer and someone to dump it.
Todd Kassel and Z.: a
southern dictionary, long tlks,
my phone number, and many
popsicles.
Brant: Anolherpuddle
splash.
DaveGigandet: Ahug
that will last forever.
Josh Miller: Your
taste is improving-Varsity on
ion rings, and Christmas tree
lighung.
Shad Minshew: An
other crusty lizzard, and mistle
toe.
Aaron Paul: Some
one to use your computer 'til
4am, and a real Waldo hat.
Cute boy: Cute girl.
Dave Allen: A scarlct
"L".
Carmen McLamb:
More physic labs, and he's just a
friend.
Shawn Steger: Some
new pickup lines that really
work.
Blake W.: Raspberry
kisses, Malibu, No more broken
promises (But you don't believe
IhatAnyway! SeeyouatOanza).
Eddie Brown: 4th
Deminsion, dance lessons, and
Spain.
Wendy Dean: An
inexhaustable supply of tove oil.
Alabaster eggs (whatever they
are), drunk'n ’bowboys,
BioChem.
Drew Norman: Some
trees on the drive to Jim's.
David Benzaquen:
Dinner, a head to catch before it
hits the ground (Thanks), and a
date with me when hell freezes
over.
Bobby Joe: Abackrub
(lOU), a real rufus-sided tohee-
-now you funny too.
Colin Christopher: A
ride to Ga., a visit from Buffet,
and afriendship that's only a
phone call away.
John Blair: Some
one elses closet to pea in.
Ryan Hendrix: A
big old smile and a hug.
Eric Myrtl: A ring
finger cookie supply so you
can ring me.
Hanna: More cor
ruption from Lea and Lori,
and an upside down
margarita.
(A3) Amy, Anne,
andAbby: My love, loyalty,
and deepest friendship al
ways.
Everyone: I JUST
LOVE YA I
Last Will and Testament of" Big
Mama", I being of...well what
ever leave:
Will Ray: My letter
and Love
J.R.: I remind you to
always "Have Fun! and Ride
your — off!"
Midori: support and
thanks for the use of your safe
cave.
Chris Moyles: an
empty bible, a tattered cape, a
muzzle so you'll keep your "phi
losophies" to yourself and a hear
ing aid, you figure it out And
with all of this I still leave you
love.
Lauren: I suggest you
read the Te of Piglet and I also
leave you the openess to accept
iP-ALE:-^"-
L Vanessa T. Glover, being
of sane mind and resilient
body leave the following;
My Mother: My
debts, loans, and most of all
my love. I couldn't have done
any of this without you. I
couldn't ask for a better
mother. Happy Mother's Day.
Suite 1-Albemarle;
My loud music, my mood
swings, and my love. See ya
pocket, Mary, the two
Elizabeths, especially Eliza
beth S., Spanky and Lauren
(honorary). Have a great time
next year.
Kelly; My toaster
oven, and my GPA. Smile!
To keep in touch.
Larry: MuchLUV.
I should've killed you when I
had the chance!
Leigh and Hannah:
I'm glad we're getting out to
gether—good luck at ECU and
Lancome.
Eric M.: My inef
fective alarm clock—thanks
for waking me up so seduc
tively.
Mamie; A botUe-
stay away from my forehead
or else!
Dani, Lisa, Will ,
Troy, Clay, Shawn, Joe,
Brent, Casanova Jose,
Cassie, Karen, Theiron,
Dean Franz, Chaplin
Thorton (& everyone else I
haven'tmentioned): My fun
loving spirit-sorry for all the
chaos. Deep down inside I
know I'll be gready missed.
See ya!!!
I, Jen "JB" Ballard, being of
sound mind and intoxicated
body leave to:
My mom: My loans,
my Citgo and phone bills, and
most of all my love and sup
port. I LOVE YOU!
The softball team;
A van that doesn't make you
sick, Ben's dinners, a bath
room at the field, a field and
equipment crew, 7freshmen,
and lots of success. BEAT
COKER!!!
Bill "rude dog"
Rude; A woman, a coaching
job, and all the success in the
worid.
Stacey J.: Days Inn,
a tampon, coors light, and
1,2,3 DEFENSE. Tell your
mom see owes me a dollar.
Ben and Meg: Pa
tients, a winning season, a
conference, district, and na
tional title, a win against
Coker, the T ennessee trip, and
the ability to follow the van
because it's having troubles.
Cat: a concussion,
and my base running ability.
Jen Newcomer: My
shoes.
The Freaks; AU of
our special suite bondings,
banana taffy, scissors, and
hair color.
BillFaw: Transpar-
entcies, mine and Van's laugh
ter, Jason giving presenta
tions, and lots of luck with
your research.
Alvin Smith; My at
titude, and more students like
me.
Patty Wilson; All
my thanks, memories, and
support that you gave when
the "BOYS" didn't. Thank
you so much, and good luck
in everything that you do. I'LL
MISS YOU!!!
Freddie; My friend
ship, a job, a beer factory, a
pack of cigs, and my first
semester. I'll miss you
buddy!!
Van and Kelly: My
memory of wanting to ride
yourscooters, Alvin and Bill,
the noose, the strait jacket.
You guys are great!!
Condor: The kiss",
(Elvis, FayetteviUe, and the
memories of your leather
jacket
JoeD.: Farts, FLA,
coors cutter, my mom to take
care of, my room, and a Lin
coln.
Tiff (one of the best
roommates in the world): A
man, the snooze button. Cat.
success in Rollins, and my
toaster oven (which you al
ready have). I'll miss you.
Leafy: a ride home,
the stereo system from Hell,
and respect.
Lorrie Jean; Ha
waii, my sarcastic comments,
a beer to get drunk on, a year
book staff, Melrose Place,
suite bonding, our talks, and
much success. THANKS
LORRIE!
Last but not least, I leave to:
Heather Brown; 2
more years of putting up with
me, an Indigo Girts' concert
A Cherokee Jeep, and apart
ment with good pipes, an
other streaking experience,
all of our memories (which
are to many to say), and
bunches and bunches of
thanks for all the support
you've given me. Love ya.
To all the Individu
als who I may have missed, I
leave peace on earth, success,
and thanks for making my
senior year great.
I, Laurie Quartermain, being
of relaxed mind and "Jacked-
up" body, do hereby bequeath
the following;
Much love and
thanks to all three of my par
ents who have sacrificed so
much for my higher educa
tion.
"Angel-Face"
Beale; I leave all roadtrip
memorabilia including tapes,
maps, and expired credit
cards. For party purposes, I
give you my ability to shoot
Cuervo and Beam without a
chaser, awesome football
skills, and all my secrets to be
used at yourdescretion when
playing, "I Never". Also, a
300ct. box of latex condoms
and the hope that you can
graduate without having to
pawn your brain. I hope your
experiences at St. Andrews
areaswondcrfiilasmine. You
make me laugh so hard!- I
wUl always cherish our friend
ship. FANKSALOT!!
Six: Memories of car
rides in my lap and a kiss on
your enormous snout. Also,
a picture of your hero, "Snag!"
Shannon N.: Room
328 of Wilmington-may you
live up to the traditions of
balcony Tequila shots and
enjoy the brilliant sunsets of
Suite 8.
Thomas P.; Above
and beyong the ability to
graduate, I also leave my
never ending friendship and
the promise that I will keep in
touch as long as it is recipro
cated. A strand of'Christmas
Cheer' tinsel, a puzzle ring
and memories of New Or
leans, incredible dicussions,
sunsets, dances, roadtrips, and
crazy nights....you know the
rest.
Matt W.; Besides
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any extra liquor I have lying
about, I want you to have the
best senior yearever and wish
you and Susannah the same
true love that I found here.
Willow B.; The
ablity to become a spontane
ous girt living by the seat of
her pants-just say, "-— It".
Also, from "T" and I, the
ability to catch on to our
SAGA talk; 'There goes #5,
on the 'A' list"; "Look, she
got come-in-a -cup!"Don't
think I didn't just run into
Pumpkin at the salad bar!";
"Hello, how the hell are
you?"; "I LOVE THIS
PLACE!"
Rod H.; Memories
of 50's night, GANZA par
ties, cool zone-outs, as well
as my mother's blessing.
Graham S.: One free
pass to be an "immorally righ
teous man" and an offer to be
Snickerpus' god mother,
Megan W.: The
Wrinkles!
NealB.: I respectfully
leave an empty fifth of Cuervo
on hump-night.
The future psych
Club: The challenge of Teeter-
shopping with Bill Paw.
To any three girls who
get the opportunity, an unex
pected trip: Departure from
Jim's BBQ on board three
Harleys with strange locals.
Destination unknown
Special thanks and love
to my mentors: Mel, Carl, Lisa,
Manha, and Bill.