gt Andrews Presbyterian College
The Lance?
Freshman Fill-In!!!
By Terra McVoy
I know the feeling
you’re talking about.
You walk into SAGA,
sit down to nice,
steaming hot plate of
something thoroughly
unrecognizable, and
then, it catches your
eye... a loose tendril of
hair... a twisted smile
in the curve of some
far- away alpine trail.
You stop, hesitate,
look again and then, al-
most uncontrollably
explode: “Who the hell
is that??”
Never fear, little
darlings; we are not
(contrary to belief) being invaded
by FBI undercover agents. They are
merely the Brunnenburgers: people
who existed here before even you,
who have spent the fall semester
away in the alps of Italy, and who
now have retumed to reclaim their
spaces among our numbers.
And just so you don’t feel left
out any longer, I am here to fill you
in on who they are.
Mary Rebekah Cox — An erst
while, classily-dressed, pixie-
ior, Mary Rebekah is currently ma- leaves, tiy visiting Suites five, ,
The Brunnenburg Crew
Albemarle, but can be seen hang
ing around the questionable likes
of both Mike Lake and Kellain
Parks when he isn’t busy enter
taining his girlfiiend, Andi Bogan,
who visits fi'om Greensboro, NC.
Gretchen Hoffman - Easily elu
sive and often hard to track down,
Gretchen is a tall, silky-headed
brunnette who is majoring in His-
Writer’s Forums, and/or in his room
with either Blake Masters, Jose
Ralat, Adam MacKenzie, or any
combination of St. Andrews va
grants who choose to bask in his
effervescence.
Adam MacKenzie - Defmitely a
well-rounded guy, this blonde
haired, All-American sophomore is
currently a math major, but also
« senior so to excels in music. Despite keeping to
while, classily-dressed, pixie- tory. Gre i,gforeshe himself and/or his work a majority
haired, and wide, summer-eyed jun- get your i o of the time, Adam can be pulled
le^r’t^n't^L'tSlfteS intoaconversationbypegginghim
joring in Art. She can often be spot- or three m rang, . in Suite Six, Orange, with either Joe
ted in Suite Seven, Orange, with the rambunctioi^ c arac Bowers, or Jose Raiat whose com-
likes of Allan Hadfield, another Lindley o er p^j^y jjg keeps.
returning student who plays drums Johnson, or .. Marylyle McCue - Sporting per-
in the pipe band and is easily iden- Brad Johnson '-noUajrand haps what could be considered the
tifiable by his red bushy hair. able by his long, flo g coolesthakdo on campus, Marylyle
Jo Hiebert - A junior-year Hendnx sway, currently a sophomore majoring
j . . , ninr —lives in Suite Four, urangc,
education major, also easily recog-
w««vttuun iiicywi, ^ M/rltiriCT ITlflior. •
nizable by his immense amount of and is a rea fi'equently spotted sketching vari-
curly hair, Jo lives in Suite Six of HecanbecaugH
in History. This month she has been
ous figures at parties, and
spending hours in the Art Stu
dio. She can also be found,
however, in Orange, Suite
Two, with her suitemates,
and/or hob-nobbing in Suite
One of Orange with Mel
Gobbi.
Tyler McPeek - - Known al
ready for his flirtatiousness,
Tyler lives somewhere in the
depths of Meek and is major
ing in Creative Writing. Tyler
is only a sophomore , but
chooses to camouflage that
fact by hanging out with the
derelict duo of Chris
Lindstrom and Parker
Edwards, as well as various
and sundry women from
Suite Three, Orange.
Melanie Olkowski — Musically
blonde and fluid, Melanie may
seem quiet at first, but her smile is
mischievous and her persona genu
ine. Melanie is a Biology major and
therefore can be located in various
MorganJones labs from time to
time; that is, when she isn’t flitting
around Orange with a wide variety
of interesting creatures including
Brad Johnson and Marylye McCue.
And there’s more!!
Not all of our Italian voyagers have
retumed yet! Keep your eyes peeled
and your ears perked for the likes
of the blonde world-traveller
Heather Hayden; the strawberry-
blonde, smiling Emily HuUey; the
dark and mysterious Donna
Samander; the sunny Taialofa
Russell, the artistic Dana
Hardwicke and drum-beating, hair-
swinging Simeon Minshew!