New Food Policy Upsets Students
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Phil Barrineau carried a coffee cup down to the
cafeteria and attempted to fill it. He actually had to
make his own coffee because the machine was out.
After the first abortive attempt to make what turned
out to be tea, Barrineau was rewarded with his chosen
beverage.
The lady at the door just smiled and waved as
Barrineau walked out the door, coffee in hand.
-Suzyn Smith
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-Billy Christiansen
one is watching you. Don't
make it too obvious. Then
move quickly. It's good
practice if you want to get
into the drug business.
’’The Food Felon"
SLS: What do you
think of the new rule?
TFF; I think it's
really unfair. We eat so
early, then I get hungry
later. But my fnend is in a
wheelchair, so I cut up a
sandwich, put it in a
plastic bag, then sneak it
out when I push him.
SLS: I see, is that
the method you would
recommend for other
potential food felons?
TFF; Definitely.
Another way is to bring
your computer's carrying
case. Tell them you've got
a $2000 laptop and you're
not leaving it outside.
Load it up with apples and
sandwiches, but I don't
recommend ice cream.
SLS: So, is this a
kind of civil
disobedience rebellion
against the new cafeteria
rules?
TFF; It's an atrocity
for the price we pay for us
to have to resort to this.
We should be able to eat
at night. They don't
provide nighttime snacking
facilities.
SLS: If they did
provide nighttime
snacking facilities, do
you think you would
stop stealing food from
the cafeteria?
TFF; No, probably
10/4/95^^