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April 21, 2000
My plan was to TOord a minute by minute account of my experiences at Oanza
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Thursday, 10 PM
People in my suite are already drunk. I go to sleep.
Friday, 6 AM
I shouldn't be here. I wanted to go to Spencer, NC because I wanna be a VJ but I
dont have my birth certificate or Social Security card with me. Someone teUs me
they didnt want people sneaking into the country to become VJs Anyway I am
I get up late to drink champagne and orange juice in Orange. I don't really like
Someone comes to wake me up from my nap. I am told 1 should be glad I missed
the naked people.
I vanquish all opponents in a game of Worms: Armageddon.
Some of us are in the commuter lounge. I still haven't been to Ganza, but I can
hear the music from across the lake and I am told it does not suck. An alumnus
comes to visit and tries to be nice even though we are geeks because we are not at
the party. She leaves when it's clear we won't and that she can't have sex there. We
forget to tell her she could probably use the Writing Center.
Saturday, 2 AM
My next door neighbor is the only person still playing music in my suite. The
bathroom already smells terrible. There is a beer can outside my door that I didn't
put there and someone's TV is in the trash can.
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