STUDENT LIFE
Week of October 22nd.
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How Fm Livin’...
EMILY BOOMGARDEN-Editor in Cheif of The Lance
AGE: 20
YEAR; Junior
MAJOR: History
DORM: Granville i
THEME: None
COLORS: Pink and Purple
PERSONAL STYLE: Eclectic
DECORATIONS SUPPLIED BY: Target, Her mom
made the curtains and re-uphplstered the couch, Most of , - v v-. \
her piaures are from Italy.,
PRICE RANGE: around $250.00 : ,
FAVORITE THING; The couch.
*DAVID PARSONS-FORESI (SPEEDO)-Student
Government Association President
AGE: 21
YEAR; Senior
MAJOR; Philosophy
DORM: “PATE”
♦THEME: None
COLORS: Mostly green
PERSONAL STYLE: None
DECORATIONS SUPPLIED BY: My parents linen closet.
PRICE RANGE: $0.74
FAVORITE THING; The fact that it is mine.
Howto....
Loose your roommate by
the end of the semester.
So if you and your roommate are now deciding
that you do not get along after roommate changcs
arc over try these tips to get them out by next
semester.
10. Complain about everything
If you complain about everything and
anything in site your roommate will be so annoyed
and want to leave.
9. Do not clean up anything on your side of the
room.
If you do not clean up anything that is on
your side of the room it will drive your roommate
so insane they will clean the room for you.
8. Turn off their alarm clock.
If you turn off their alarm clock in the
morning or even if you are sleep walking, chances
are they will miss their class and they will never talk
to you again.
7. Make noises in your sleep.
When you make noises in your sleep and
wake your roommate up they asually do not like
that and want to kill you.
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6. Not bringing your keys and needed to get
someone to open your suite door for you.
When you forget your keys enough times
and your roommate has to come and let you in that
would be enough to drive them insane.
5. Talk on the phone to your significant other at
two in the morning and make farm animal noises.
After you hear your roommate’s reaction to
your noises they will be sure to ask for a change.
4. Use excess fragrance sprays when they have
company over.
When you run around your room spraying
fruity sprays when they have company not only will
they get mad but their company will beg them to
change roommates.
3. Watch them when they have company over.
When they know that you arc watching
them go about their business they will flip out.
2. Don’t shower for four days after playing soccer
everyday.
When you do not shower for days on end
and you play a sport everyday the room can get
kind of smelly. This is not cool.
Last but not least and if all else fails...
1. Leave your TV on with no sound, blast opera
music, and wear you grandmother’s muumuu that
smells like moth balls while meditating.
This will be sure to drive them out.