We'rs back again with the local
di^t of the school and community.
Again wa taks time to say, please
take no offense if we step on your
toes. It's all in fun.
If anyone has noticed the scowl
on C.J.'s or Ollie's face as they
accidentally (and we assure you it
is accidental) pass in the hall, we
would like to tell you is because
of a feud they had while in the
mountains, over a cute (???) blond.
It's easy to see who had the last
word; isn't that right, Bass???
Has anyone besides your's truly
noticed C. Mohn when he gets those
certain letters? I wonder what
kind of perfume she uses???
Back to the subject of the moun
tains. So many of our boys had
their first date in months. We
even heard of one boy who broke
his engagement because the Lees-
McRae gals work so fast. Poor
lillamenial!I!
Bobby, have you decided which
you are going to take on trips
with you the next time? 'i/Vhich is
it, the boys or the girls?????
Ankie, we hear you're just crazy
about chocolate covered cherries.
A certain boy around here is going
to have many bruises if he doesn't
quit kissing the girls. And don't
let him tall you they come from
football:JJ:j
"Mitch", why don't you leave the
other fellows' girls alone? Remem
ber Mars Hill
Did you boys notice all the strap
less evening dresses the girls from
Maxton were wearing? Please girls,
don't try to fool us 'cause we have
been around here long enough to know
better.
Dancing around the floor Saturday
night was a very charming young lady
escorted by Mr. Grey, who had to
leave due to an unfortunate illness.
Was it really roast pork. Grey???
"Bondy", what's your wife going
to think of you? Yep, we saw you on
the bus coming home from a certain
ball game and we thought _______
was strictly a one man gal.
W, J,, we heard your dedication
over 1/"EW0 a certain Suic'ey.
Dendy, we certainly you
woul'^. invite us to or.s c ■' bhose
stea’r fries.
J. K., we heard you hs.ve ..nissed
several long distant tolephona calls
because of a local Rad Ksad.
Who is this charming young lady
who is referred to as having a.head
like a sifter???
Ask the editor-in-chief of the
"Bagpipe" if someone is beating his
time by playing bridge with a couple
of the local Belles, better known as
tha twins.
We hopa a couple of the professors
are now in the green leaf.
Be on the lookout, "Gobler." David
Phillips might not have liked your
calling up Eleanor B. the other day.
What about it Margie????
Hey, HubJ Who was the blond you
were talking to in tha cafe the
other night? It sura didn't look
like the one you carried to the
danca Saturday night.
Well take it easy boys and girls
(as well as the faculty) until next
copy of the "Sandspur", ’cause tha
Good Sarth Writer knows, hears, and
tails all.......
.TV"
It ,'.as lit:; one J'riday nip'ht
It ..aS thought th.
It :/as dark iii.;:all', the hall, not a
li;-,ht.
bovs viero tight
Thq. joint
buried riv,ht
-i/ith man}'- feathers left and right.
Vvho tiirew the feathers in the hall?
In the morning clear and brig at
V;hen the dean woke from the night
Ee blevj his top. Oh! 'twas a sight.
I'ho threw the feathers in the hall,
bo3'’s?
';i/ho threw the feathers in the hall?
He promised action quick,
Said it v;as a nasty trick
jVho threv; the feathers in the hall?
Ygs, the culprits he tried to trick
But his strategy didn't click
So the question til this day still
does stick.
V/lio thron the feathers in the hall,
boys?
V/ho threv; the feathers in the hall?
Author Unknown
(For Obvious reasons)