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You stayed out late last
night, and you feel you just
can’t get to class. Well, take
my advice and go. Not only
should you attend, but punc
tually as well.
According to the Univer
sity’s Class Attendance
Policy, effective August, 1983,
a student’s maximum
number of imexcused ab
sences should not exceed the
number of times the course
meets per week. The policy
also states that students who
receive imexcused absences
on the day before or after a
holiday will receive double
cuts.
by-
Jacqueline Godfrey
Don’t go into the office of
the Assistant Vice Chancellor
for Academic Affairs - Ad
ministration with an un
verified excuse because it
won’t work. Just the other
day, I went for an excuse and
explained that I was having
car trouble and my brother
had to fix it. The secretary
responded, “I know we
sometimes fix our own cars,
but do you have a receipt or
something showing that you
purchased something for it?
If not, then I can’t give you an
excuse because it has to be
verified. I’m sorry.”
So if you are officially
enrolled in class, please at
tend, because after you have
exceeded the maximum
number of permitted unex
cused absences you’ll find
yourself withdrawn with a
grade of “FA.”
Another bit of advice is to
please be on time and not six
minutes after class has
started. You should also be
aware that if you’re tardy
three times this will count as
one unexcused absence.
Rumor
Has It
That..
...Tecia and Costley will“
ALWAYS” be friends.
...The Modern Language
Department is without “The
Professor of the Year ‘83.”
...The Band is without new
uniforms.
...The “Ice Man” got
banged.
...“Miss Mouth” is engaged
and has been silenced.
...“Mama Smurf and Papa
Smurf” are going to have a
“Baby Smurf.”
...Miss ECSU has a suprise
for everyone.
...It is not best to break
rank.
...The football team ATE
THEIR WHEATIES.
...Claire, GQ is hooked on
you!
... Ronnie still loves Scotty
G.
...Prince has finally found
his hairdo.
...Orea landed at Southern
Shores. Right Big 0?!
...The Que line will be full of
midgets.
...Mr. Editor will do in
some of the “Idiots II on
Review.”
...The Department of
Modern Languages has its
own Grace Jones.
...One of the Advertising
M anagers has been
daydreaming about Miss M.
...After Miss Mouth leaves.
Silence in the English
Department shall be
Golden.
...Tecia will take Miss
Mouth’s place.
...Tyrone’s birthday party
was the best party ever given
on the campus in all of EC-
SU’s history. .
...The SWEETHEARTS
this year are VERY SWEET.
...The Editor does not sleep
alone at night.
...The English Majors will
start their own society.
...Dr. Thorne lost his
mustache by playing car
nival.
...The Gigolos of Gigolo Phi
Omega are experts in their
field.
...Today is Lawrence
Wright’s birthday.
...DaVia P. is really
devilish.
...Richard Forte has a set of
new teeth.
...Stephanie Hagwood is an
undercover model
...M. M.’s Honda Accord
has a lot of room in the back
seat.
...Tammy Adams is a
“Cadet”.
...“76” won his first
heavyweight title TKO.
...The “NEW” Journalism
instructor is “never a dull
moment”.
...Pickle’s name is really
his height.
...R. Langehom is going
Pro.
Elizabeth City State University
University Center
Suite 112
Janice Johnson
Cosmetologist/Mgr.
Call for Appointment
Bus. 335-3483
Res. 335^7641
“If you’ve got the
time, we’ve
got the
• • • •
by James N. Howard Jr.
At times, do you feel like
you just want to get away
from the campus and go
someplace enjoyable and
drink a couple of beers? If so,
there is The University Pub
which is located across from
the University, next to
Roebuck Stadium.
It is open everyday from 4
pm to 2 am. Students can use
the Pub free-of-charge for
parties, weddings receptions,
etc.
Alcoholic beverages are
served only to people over 19
and identification is requirpd -
SNACK BAR SPECIALS
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V4ib. Hamburger
French Fries Large Soft Drink
Only $1.42 plus tax
Good Thru Sept. 30-0ct. 7, 1983
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Double Cheeseburger
Medium Fries Soft Drink
$1.60 plus tax
Sept. 30“0ct. 7,1983
The Pub will soon have
discounts for ECSU students.
The purpose of the Pub is to
give University students a
separate place from campus
to go to relax, socialize,
party, and feel like they are
at home. In the near future,
the Pub will be open 24 houra
a day.
The Pub first opened on
September 23, 1982 under the
management of Mrs. Bea
Herrell. Mrs. Herrell stated,
“The invitation is open to all
University students and
others to come by anytime to
visit or throw a party, and I
will be happy to take any
suggestions on making The
Pub a better place.”
The Pub also has a variety
of video games, snacks,
drinks, etc. It is not only open
to students, but to the entire
community. Most people
believe that it is part of the
University because of the
name, but it is a separate
business. Its name was
designed with the idea of
making you feel at home.