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Rumor Has
It That.
...the Editor is still being
checked on. How would you all
doing the checking up on him feel
if someone was to check on you
for a change?
...The Thanksgiving break was
much needed and the Christmas
vacation is being anxiously
waited for,
...A certain piccolo player
loves wearing her purple
gweatshirt...EVERYDAY!
...Guys from D.C. think G.P.A.
means G.Q..
...Building D in the New
Complex is really “Heartbreak
Hotel.”
...“Zeak” is the best thing that
could happen to Ms. J.
...Cush and Mary Ann are
really sisters.
...J-Bird is definitely
“swinging” in C-102.
...Basketball season can’t be
any worse than football season.
...The Marching Viking Band
Qhad a successful year. Someone
had to be undefeated and
represent ECSU well!
...After production of the
COMPASS, staff members ac
tually engage in orgies.
Everybody is into ‘‘group
therapy to help each other” and
will be accepting applications for
next semester from anyone in
terested in getting kinky with a
reporter’s pad and pen. It’s
totally AWESOME!
...Mr. K.L. has a secret lover
(L.T.) whom he wants no one to
know about. HUSH, HUSH.
...Jackie, the Swing, has a
thing about men whose name
starts with “W.” Watch out all
you Walters, Williams, Wiltons,
and Willies!
...Barbara W. has a new car.
...B Phi B is on the move
toward a growth in membership.
...P.J. and J.F. might have a
secret between the two of them.
...Chicago is living off of love.
...Dora B. has a new lover and
he is faithfull. That’s the way to
go!
Lawrence Wright still has eyes
on a certain person)
...there was only one female
that stayed up all night also
trying to get this paper out so
that YOU reading it will enjoy.
...Cressa is being watched by—
N—.
...L. Mitchell sure can eat a lot
to be so small. Do you eat
Figurines?
...D.M. never turns in until
late. What’s up with that? Is he
really out seeing his mysterious
lover J.S. or is it some other lady
in the night?
...C.B. in both choirs is not
“The Answer.” Sorry Charlie!
...Constance gives her
hometown and Jacksonville a go
for their money.
...Sherman and Mr. Peabody
are glad that it is all over. Now
Mr. Peabody can be with that
special lady in his life more than
ever. The question is “who is the
special lady?” Will the real Mrs.
Peabody please stand up!
...a lot of people need an oil
change. Take a shower or at least
WASH OFF!!
...Beware of the next AKA line!
So Fine!
...R.J.W. needs some
**$•%&%(!$•(& real bad! The
last time he had a good peice of
advice was when Paci en
couraged him to be Editor.
...Krissy Rock has a new
hairdo. No more is she Wanda-
Wig-Out!
...a new language is taking the
campus by storm. A-L-R-I-G-H-
T!!
...the choir needs the Alabama
Wrecking Crew for the Christ
mas Concert.
...E.B. is getting a New Yorker
for Christmas and it is not from
A.J.C.
...Albert Harris has a new
girlfriend who is also a new
student. About time!
...C.R. has a new lover.
Another one?
...G.C. and C.B. really got their
act together. Join the University
Players if you two are that great!
...D.D. and B.B. have people
watching them because they are
HAPPY.
...without Mama Smurf and
her kindness, patience, and other
goody-goody acts the COMPASS
would not be as good as it is.
Thanks for the hours! Thanks for
the food on those nights when the
cafe did ‘njustice! Thanks for
those correction marks that none
of us would have made! Thanks
for being JUST SMURFY!!
...it is sad that some people
have to leave the city of E.C. just
to get what they want. Do you
blame them?What is there in
E.C.?
...V.B. really thinks that he
actually is employed by the
University!
...the leather suits V.B. wears
were all paid for in CASH!
...my fingers are getting tired
of typing all of these rumors but I
am learning a great deal of dirt
about a number of people. If you
only knew.
...Miss Alexis really got hit by
flying rocks the another night.
Someone saw the boulder
crawling through her window. Do
you still wear the crown, Alexis?
...Kermit, there is a Miss
Piggy that would do anything for
you.
...a feet-freak resides
somewhere on campus!
...one of the Alpha’s under the
initial C.G. will be giving a ring
to someone by the end of the
semester.
...a Swing by the initial of F.G.
will be engaged next semester.
Congratulations!
...A. White is the sweetest
secretary around.
...L.M. is holding down the
Vice-Chancellor’s office by
herself
...Miss Storey is ready to
retire. Take a breather!
...L.H. is going on a diet. Try
Richard Simmons and stop
watching Liz Taylor,maybe Joan
Rivers will stop asking you “can
we talk!”
...A political science major
went all the way to New York
just to act like a fool in a
restaurant.
...the Freshman Class will
have hours soon. Aren’t you glad
you use SURE.
...there is a new group around
called SOUL that consist of
beautiful ladies that are ready
for anything.
...it is now 5:30 a.m.(Make that
6:30 a.m.) and all is as well as
could be expected for six weary,
but dedicated “IDIOTS”! (and
tkat ain’t no RUMOR!!!)
The guys from Detroit love
their Homegirl.
...Sheila W. is leaving a
semester early. How lucky!
...J. Becoat has his eye brows
back. How does it feel to have
had them arched?
...Steve L. is going to settle
down.
...E. J. is always smiling.
...P.E. and C.A. are Circle K’s
specials.
...B.J. lost her voice Monday
night after “Purlie.”
...A.S.E. is James Brown's
twin brother.
...W.J. is extremely happy for
some reason.
...O.M. has a fraternity brand
on his back.
...A.J. has lost five watches
since her Freshman year. Santa
should not bring you another one
if you are so careless!
... LOOK OUT C.R.! Someone
has eyes for E.H., buddy.
...Is it true that B.W. and W.S.
are already married? Eloped?
...Delta Theta Chapter of
Alpha Kappa Alpha
Sorority,Incorporated is No.l!
...who knows what V.M. and
V.W. will be doing Christmas
Eve.
i..A certain MIAKA gets into
bed quicker that he can get to
that 8:00 class in the morning.
Does having a partner at night
affect him?
...W.L.I&II has got soul in his
blood now. What a change!
...Sylvester treats Tweety with
NO RESPECT!
...in one more week ECSU will
be rid of Miss Mouth. “No more
weeping and a wailing.”
...Anthony C. and S. will be
married on July 17,1984 in
Paterson, N.J. Best wishes and
Congratulations!
...some of the COMPASS staff
members do not know what is
like to stay up to 7:00 a.m.
working on a paper. All they say
is “we did our part.” That’s right
you did do your part by staying
away. They should get ac
customed to being away because
second semester we will be
seeing less of you! This does not
mean you Tammye!
...Someone on the COMPASS
staff loves Leg of Lamb.
...A secretary with the initial
M. is very mean towards the
Editor.
...Some of the Idiots II on
Review are in trouble.
...Someone has their eyes set
on Tracy.
...Sylvia is fatter (fine) than a
Christmas Turkey.
...Val never has to worry,
because her Robert is always
there.
...Joe Rock Head is so upset
now that Miss R.J. left him
hanging on the string that the
only thing he does now is smell
the sheets.
...Darrell has not heard from
“Club-Foot” since he was the
main dish at their last dinner.
Um-Um-Um good!
...Kim refuses to let Mike have
that chance that he is constantly
begging for. That’s right Kim,
don’t give in!
...Miss Maniac has two fresh
men on her tail. One of them is
willing to bang the other if he
ever catches him in your room.
More power to him if he wants to
fight. Are you really worth
fighting for?
...A certain mother on the yard
is about to lose her daughters in
marriage. Will she give her
daughters away into matrimony
or join them herself and give up
the fast life and settle down with
that person who has just what
she wants-money, looks,
character, and BODY! Wait and
be a June bride. Mamma!
...Va. State’s Gospel Choir
really rocked the house on
November 4th. Forget to eat your
“Wheaties” ECSU Gospel Choir?
...Stacy and Felix are still
plucking “What A Friend.”
Pluck. Pluck. Pluck. Pluck.
Pluck. Plucked!
...Denise Hurdle has a new
admirer. It is back to the old
guessing games. GUESS WHO!
...Tweety stayed up all night at
the last night of production and
did nothing but fuss and com
plain. Isn’t that just like a bird?
...Twanda Dixon is getting
married January 7,1984.
...R.J. and GQ have a bet that
neither one can keep.
...R and Sweet P are head
over heels.
...Yogi and Yahoo are in
volved.
...“Sweet C” has a sparkle in
her eyes for “The Nightrider.”
...J.N.H. had a wild
Thanksgiving Holiday.
...Lucy showed GQ and J.N.H.
a good time at GWU.
...Donald Stapleton likes Toni
Tillman, but does she like him?
...Lisa C. is working for a
man.(As always)
...Ronae and Ronnie can’t walk
through a door at the same time.
...A.C. and Angie have been
together so long they’re starting
to look alike.(Are they really
brother and sister?)
...Hercules likes Smurfs.
...Louis D. and Brian are really
Country Boys.
...Daniel S. has finally got good
taste in women.
...G-Watt loves his wife at
Christmas time and all the time.
...Last Wenesday after Pork
and Beans the Vikings passed
Gas!(Sorry one of the soda
containers exploded.)
...R.J. will experience,pure
delight this Christm a s.
...Leg of Lamb turned down the
S.O.M. honors.
...Alisia C. is still hot on brain
damage.
...Ronae is cut so fine. She
gives Jane Russell one go for her
money!
...L.A.W. is leaving E.C. and
returning to Chocolate
City.Alexis will pump one veil at
the going away party? Who is
Alexis?
...there is at least one kind and
loving person left in the world
who knows what the COMPASS
staff goes through when working
long,hard hours. We, Pizza In-
n.and most of all, OUR
STOMACHS love you. Thanks
Again, Jean!
...the “Blond Idiot” is really an
undercover dictionary and
grammar book.
Sound Off!!!!
Those wishing to reply to or refute any statement may do so, in care of The COMPASS Box 815 Campus Mail
Dear Editor
Why are the employees at
ECSU so touchie? Maybe they
don’t like their jobs.
Anonymous
0
Dear Editor
We pay enough money to go to
college. Why should we have to
pay to park our cars here?
Unsatisfied
Dear Editor
Thank you very kindly for the
informative experience I have
gained from you and your staff. I
have enjoyed reading the
COMPASS the four years I’ve
been here, but I never knew I’d
become involved with it.
Now I can say I know what
goes on t>ehind a newspaper. The
COMPASS has been an asset in
aiding me in my endeavors. The
issues have given me the in
centive to explore what’s true on
campus instead of hearsay.
Once Again, Thank You
Lawrence A. Wright