Page I Jekyll-Hyde In The Commons Bnaian. Seven o’clock. One half hour. One blessed half hour before.... Now I’ve got to get HOLDof myself!O.K.,first go back to my room, wash up, GET RE^Y. Maybe change my clothes for THE JOURNEY! Put on my vest. Find some cigars and a handkerchief (cigars in the ri^t vest pocket, handerchief in the left). Slick back my hair and part it in the middle.... that’s right. Odd, I feel...dif ferent..jsome how. Now the coat. Fine. But how much time?? fifteen minutes. Time enough to take it easy in the Commons and get a chicken sandwich from the machine before THAT TIME! Phooey, this sandwich tastes like a shoe. (Xi, well, give it to that hungry looking feline by the water fountain. WATT A MINUTE! It’s a black cat. It’s looking at me Uke... it’s... it’s TIME?? (Hmm. that sandwich. I feel strange...) Seven twenty-five. I’d better get going. Yes, I’d better go. I suppress a shudder; siq>press, shudder, suppress! Gather aU the courage and muster I can fit on a hot dog and wolf it down! Down down DOWN deep I descend into the very bowels of the damp, slimy Com mons building. My footsteps echoing into the nothingness that is slowly sapping my identity, changing me, churning me... the void above and below me. My brain feels the nitrate deposits and tastes the Amon tillado as I hurry on growing ever more desperate! I run I At last I readi the door! Heavy and ponderous, creaking with hinge, my bleeding fingers claw it open, my mind teetering on the brink of inanity to escape the emptiness of the STAIRWELL. AND NOW THE DOOR IS OPEN!! I turn the comer and THERE, STRAIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, FACE SWEATING, VOICE BOOMING, EYES GLAZED BEHIND COKE-BOTTLE GLASSES, LUMBERING STRAIGHT FOR ME, THE INSIDIOUS DOCTOR JAGUER!!!!!!!!!! And bdUnd him, like demi-gods, like some carnival in Hades, the nineteoi hundred are alive and festering! Sick old moi, scheming, conniving women, dresses and Gibson Girl hairstyles! Servants, watdichains, slick^ down hair, understudies and and... I’m ... no longer me! IT WAS THE CHICKEN SANDWICH! I ONLY ATE ONE BITE BUT...I’m I’m part of all this...I...I...Dr. Jaguer is my friend ... Dr. Jaguer is my teacher ... and I’m John... I’m John ... I’m ... I’m ..i)scar. OSCAR HUBBARD!! And this is my family! These people! This is where I belong! I’m home! I LIVE HERE!! I live herelliveherelliveherelliveherelliveherelliveherelliveherellivehere nivehere. John Cbggeshall STAR-THOUGHT The Madonna’s child dances ’round a tortoise shell ship placidly telling of dreams and fancies ^at once occured but now are real only to people of proper desendancy. Rich Shoenberger CAMEO The young girl posed for her portrait. The artist brushed her cheeks with pink; Her lover’s sable beard had blushed her With colors too rare for canvas to bare. Wanda Ct-ouse (UNTITLED) moted shafts of glass-stained morning sun never now shall fail again among the echoes in Uie musty shadows of forgotten arches, nor touch upon the timbled prayerwom cathedral stone and yet the ancient angel trumpets sound voices in song of friends perhaps no longer there come faintly through crescendoes in the rain the shifting distant maze of many many miles and of time and still the cold light, midnight’s minion, moon, shining spire in darknight’s clearest staipierced dome circled softly, brightly rounded by a misty ring watching the wind in winter silence wash the land nurUlattiinore The N.C. Essay c R E A T I V E W R I T I N GIVING THANKS Hie fr^kled boy twanged grace Through snaggled teeth and passed His plate for harvest firsts. Wanda Q*ouse I STAND UPON A UCHEN SILVERED SUMMIT Listening to the windblown fog pass through last lingering leaves of dampdark mossgrown trees a rain pool in the rock holds forth the highest of the wintry branches and the nearness of a whitened sky I could learn to love this drifted mountain gatherer of quiet clouds Uve while traveling silently its many paths watch black ravens circle in the mists below I hear the sound of many waters falling on the wooded autumn slopes rills of running rain spill down the steep piled stones and I am rinsed in moimtain laughter I cast away my wetly clinging clothes and so when come the wind and sim am ready to receive the careful, joyful gift they bring and then, perhaps thus purified I leave t^ rock for there is yet one mountain I must find. maria lattimore The Adventure of Jumping Blue Flash The Wonder Pup Jumping Blue Flash went out to flash the clouds for he so loved blotdiing blazing blurrs in the early morning mist. Suddenly, someone zonked the Wonder on the head with a battleship. Hiis sent our hero immediately into naval dreams of the days when he was nothing more tiian a mere moose bellowing in the pale moonli^t. Ah, those were the old days. Hie days when sweet was sour, and sour was bitter, and the sun set sideways. When one could roll glowing statues and babbling brooks into a ball only to toss it out onto the heather on a yoyo string. It was then that the spiritual natures of Jumping Blue Flash’s supreme masters were being devised in a vat of pimentoed matter by Ruff Ruff, the only one vi^o was to learn: “What Is Truth?” Jumping Blue Flash slowly regained consciousness,and noticed that he was hanging by two clips over a wall safe. Whoi he toyed with the rotary connections and made joy on the gears, he couldn’t help but feel the pain of hunger. So, the Piq> of Wonders cried unabridgely for a few morsels of left-over Din Din. Hie Wonder Pup was answered by a telephone who just happened to be planting dandelions in a pile of fuddy duddy that was alive in the comer. “Ifi! Hay!” said the telephone to the stray. “Where have you been?” the brave Pup began. “Hirough all of my life; throu^ threads of sti^e... My motor is running so bake me your fife! ” Hie phone’s fife \^ch played Picasso on a chain of Cheerioes danced into the coin return and was swept away by a sea of troubles, and by opposing, aided them. Hie scene melt^ into a throbbing red li^t. Hie oceans spit atomic explosions. Ascending from mysterious depths came...Hie l^aztic ^ace St>asm, a gigantic anti-biology from frizzy fields of Oab Nebulas. Jumping Blue Flash knew that this was not the time for ten bright new barbeque ideas. “What is your evil scheme?” the Wonder Pup yeUed forewarning his head’s numerous I.Q.’s. Hie ugly Space S^asm just sinisterly writhed, giggled, and threw a pepper^ powder all over Jumping Blue Flash. Hie Wonder Piq) turned instantly into two pieces of bread. Hien, suddenly without warning, the s^ wasrijqied open and Ruff Ruff reachM down, picked up the ^ace Spasm, and laid it between the two pieces of tread. Ruff RuS’s reasoning bdiind his action was that he had had it with the super hero bit, and was now going into the Drive-In Restaurant bu^ess. And so, Hius werethe beamings of the very popular and succMsfd “Gnadma’s Jotnt” witti the Sptce Sjpasm on Rye in town, ?■ Ifidiael Sn^etoa

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