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The Pen 13 HEARD ON THE CAMPUS - Shall we cut chapel again today? Has the last breakfast bell rung yet? The dining hall door is locked again. Stop swearing. Here comes the proctor. Shall I take my campus chick tq the dance; or shall I take my nurse? Has the mail been given out yet? What are you doing, making a pony? I have a class in 15 minutes, I think I shall go to sleep until then. Do you have two cents? I have a French exam to take. Do you have a match? I just bor rowed a duck. See you later. I’ve got to meet my chick in the library. , , One freshman sees another sub merged under a pile of books. “What are you doing?” the first asks. “Chip- piology” comes the reply. Next on that duck. I need some food for my cat. Huh? I can’t go, my girlfriend is broke. What! Greens again! Please lend me your stove. Did you do your history? Naw, I was listening to Cab Calloway play “Christopher Columbus.” Got a new suit? No, it’s my “old gal’s.” Please lend me a stocking-cap. Please lend me a penny. I need to buy a three-cent stamp. PLEASE, SOMEONE ANSWER Why is it that Otis Hearn always teases Ruby Bethea about her hats? Why must Alexander “Captain” Easley always talk about the army? Why must Charlie Howell insist upon singing at six a.m. to the dis comfort of the Lyman Building boys? Why must Ada Simpkins insist upon boasting about her marks? Why does J. Speight Simpkins fear cars with Virginia State licenses? Why does Sam Patterson always sing “Once In a While”? Can it still be Susie? Why does Tillman like to ride a bicycle when Leota Trigg is on the campus? Why does H. R. H. Prince Edwards insist upon writing his Vivienne and keeping the letters? Why is it a certain city gii’l keeps on inviting Daniel Summers to par ties? Why is it Lucille Doggett insists upon keeping “Dr. Doolittle”? Why must Frances Henderson keep using her broad A’s? Why does Eldon McLean always drink tea at four o’clock? Why does anyone bother to read this column? A sap is a sugar daddy previous to the boiling down process. MacLean: I’m mad. Someone stepped on my pipe. Joe: Well, what are you mad about? MacLean: It was my windpipe.
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