The Pen...Page 9
, College Catch
There’s a certain girl in Delany,
Madly in Ipve with a guy in Lynch’...
We are sorry to inform the Delany
Heart that the guy in Lynch has a
girl in Baker...
It’s real funny when you consider the
Fact that all the T-Shirts T.S. (sophomore)
Has been buying the girl in Goold, she’s
been letting her other boyfriend wear them.
“J” who lives off campus is madly in love...
He has one girl. The man’s love life is
Based on one-It is interesting to know that
“J’s” G.P.A. is r.O Is Love The Problem?
A story about a Freshmean-I mean a real
Fresh one...While filling out his application
Form-there was a blank space questioning
his sex, instead of writing ‘male,’ he wrote
“Every night except on Sunday’s.”
Tutors are tutors. As a matter of
Fact they are paid to tutor, but the
Recently hired Science tutor appears
To be tutoring the wrong subject in
Latham on Thursday nights.
What goes on and never comes off?
I Get It, the one pair of jeans that
the Senior guys wear to class everyday.
What is it on campus that you really
Don’t want to have, but after consideration
You really need?
OH! THE ‘CAF’ FOOD....
There are a number of “Ricks” on campus...
‘GUILTY RICK’ PAY ATTENTION: Lately you have
Been paging different girls at the various
Dorms, however, you have been confused
With the names-Word of advice Rick...
Wrong names, plenty of blames and women
Are not all the same-IMPROVE YOUR TRICK
If all our English Instructors could speak
Proper English, and all our Math Teachers
They wouldn’t ask us so many questions
To make college life so hard-
If all the Science Doctors would ‘ease up’
We’ll be glad.
Flutes And Drums
By Leon Dabrio
do not yield
allow yourself to be stampeded
by the unrush of hostility
your spine to the task
grasp the life which lies
in your open hands.
tender, immense, once-in-a-lifetime moment
• which threatens
slip through space and disappear.
the future needs you
the past cannot deter
for you alone can do just that
And may be our assignments wouldn’t be done
There’s a certain Doctor in Boyer that
Makes everybody mad..
Beware mindful students, there’s a Payne,
Pain, Paine, in Boyer.
To the Freshman from the Caribbean
Who are here on a track scholarship
To run cross country: If you don’t
Stop seeing the Junior Girl you may
Just cross the American country...
Ever thought about what goes up and
Doesn’t come down around St. Aug?
“THE BOOKSTORE PRICES!”
The pretensive “Lover Boy” in Atkinson-
Your mail box is still empty and according
To your last girl friend, so is your pocket.
Hey campus Peepers! Have you noticed
The change in M.I. (SOPHOMORE IN BAKER) from
Play off to playing. Warning girl: Mr. Right
Could prove all wrong.
The fact is, thing take time.
Ms. D.C. and Mr. Virginia disregarded
This fact and wasted no time, now
They’re both sorry. Good experience
For next time...
“M”-The Freshman in Atkinson left
High School as a powerful loverboy-
Now he’s getting the ‘run around’ from
The girls on campus: Believe me
“M”-a man with no hours has no
POWER. Next semester you’ll be the
Ever thought about how to keep fools
In suspense...I’11 tell you in the
To the new student conversating
With the Senior in Latham; Sorry
New one, she says you’re using
Ever since the girl often seen
With a red and white jacket’s boyfriend
Pledged-she’s been treating him
Like a “Dog”....
I’m In Love
I’m in love and it feels so damn good because my lady loves me so
much that I’m forced to give her everything. I just have problems
showing her because she thinks everything I say is a “lie” or a “line.”
What You Mean To Me?
There’s no one quite like you,
With your warm, endearing ways.
There are no words to tell you-
What your relationship means to me.
You’re always very thoughtful,
And as nice as you can be;
And no one could appreciate you
Any more than me.
A Tribute To My Grandparents
I remember the day,
I placed the lovely flowers,
on the graves of both grandmother
I thought of the simple lives they
And most of all the powerful love,
that they always gave to all of us.
Of all the things I’ve done in life,
I have but one regret.
I never told them how very much I,
Loved them and for that I am sorry.
I now realize that of all the things
in life that we consider important,
saying I LOVE YOU is the most.
Take some morning sunshine,
add a smile and kindness too.
Sprinkle in some happy hours.
It is not very hard to do.
Add a little thoughtfulness.
Stir in just enough to blend.
Serve it with loving hands.
It’s the making of a friend...
Time has no beginning or end.
In this world one has no real
Time is of essence, there’s no
time to waste.
It’s a must to compete in this
world’s fast pace.
One can never be too slow or too fast.
Never spend too much time dwelling on
Time is not black or white, it has no
goals nor future in sight.
To survive in these times one must have
strong will and might.
You must learn to never pretend, because
time has no beginning or end.
Martha Ann Brinson
In Love, In Need Of Love
By Deon Dabrio
My soul and mind struggle
To be free; to be free of the love
That my heart holds for you in love,
There should be much happiness, but
So many times I fall into a sea of
Sadness and I am lost in a feeling
Of hopelessness. Maybe it is my
Understanding of you and my
Interpretation of your verbal expressions.
My inner-self cries out for peace-
My soul wonders why my heart does not
Emulate the sea:
It embraces all but has no attachments.
My heart goes on in loneliness,
For its love is sometimes
Like the sun obscured by clouds
To shine upon you. My heart waits upon
You while my soul torments in
Ode To Tweety Bird
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I flutter around the campus
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in my black and bright gold.
I attract all the women with
my smile so bold.
When I leave my cage,
I enjoy getting mellow
I’m as smooth as a butterfly’
and as wiggly as jello.
At the end of the day.
When I return home.
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I think of tomorrow and
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new places to roam