FEATURES..
September/Octobcr 1988...The Pcn...Page 9
Funny Bone
Have you heard the story of the bachelor Have you heard the
uncle? His nephew was asking him why he Tyson, his manager and Diet PepsK
had never married. The uncle explained Mike Tyson had ‘ ^
that he was always looking for the perfect heavyweight champonship and w^ a
woman. DietPepsi ASAP. His manager asked him,
“Do you want your own or do you want a
sip of mine?
Tyson said, “Yes, I want a Diet Pepsi
ASIP!” His manager said, “Look, do you
want a sip of mine or do you want your
own?”
Tyson said, “I want a Diet Pepsi ASIP,
As Soon Isp Possible!”
Jacynda P. Williams
Feature Editor. The Pen
“And couldn’t you find her?” asked the
ittle boy. “Yes, I found her in the end,” he
said.
“But you are still not married,” said the
boy.
.'"that’s right,” said the uncle, “but she
did not see me as the perfect man! ”
Dr. Philip Dransfield
West Yorkshire, England
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