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PAGE 4 THE DECREE MONDAY, MAY 3, 1982 CONGRATULATIONS and BEST WISHES to the class of '82 from the Decree staff GOOD LUCK GRADUATES Baseball (Continued from Page 3) record is probably secure. Only major league ball park not equipped with light for night games - Wrigley Field, National League ball park in Chicago (home of the Cubs). Who’s on First?! Well- polished comedy routine used by Abbott & Costello in the 1945 movie Nineties. Position 1st Base 2nd Base 3rd Base Shortstop The Naughty Catcher Pitcher Left field Center field Right field Player Who What I Don’t Know I Don’t Give a Darn (I Don’t Care) Today Tomorrow Why Because (no right fielder is mentioned in the routine) MEMO (Continued form is to be allowed access to the cmapus, for the students own protection, of course. For thisreason,the administration will no longer sanction parties on or off campus. Parties encourage alcohol consumption. Hereafter, alcohol consumption, as well as possession is against school policy. Students who defy this policy will be punished. For the first offense, the student will be put to bed with no dinner and a severe reprimand. When caught a second time with alcohol, the from Page 2) student must write “I will not consume alcohol,” 1,982 times. Upon the third offense the student faces a week of solitary confinement in a janitorial t>room closet and for the fourth offense he must undergo electroshock treatment. If the student still persists in alcohol consumption after all of the other punishments and warnings, there is nothing left to do for him except to send him in front of a firing squad. These measures should totally eliminate any trace of alcohol on campus. Alcohol simply will not be tolerated! if DOORS OPEN AT 5:30 NIGHTLY FRL & SAT.--LIVE BANDS OR D.J. ASK ABOUT SHAG LESSONS STARW4G SOON WED., THUR. & SUN. 2 FOR 1 DRAFT FROM 7-9 P.M. 1800 STONEROSE DR. 442-5841 ROCKY MOUNT
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