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THE ELON COLLEGE WEEKLY VoL III. New Series. Greensboro, N. C., Friday, February 21, 1913 No. 38 and Elon College, M. 0. far is an old colored man down South. That’s the way it goes all the time.” _ ,, A •wr 11 m« 1 n j Cj. X “We have a collection to take up dis “What does she do with all this money,” President Venable Makes Broad Matement. the friend. President Venable oi ,.Jie University of student body is expended along more sane important cause, an’ we needs as much Oh, I haven t gin her any yit. North Carolina in liis report to the and profitable lines. Of course ours is a money as we kin git. But, foh de sake "And when Delilah cut Samson’s hair Board of Trustees of l“^t instituion in more simple problem than at our sister of your reputations, whichever of you stole he became mild as a lamb. ^ Can you un commenting on the “Prob",u of hazing in institution where the student body is dou- Mr. Jones turkeys don’t put nothin’ in derstand it?” asked the Sunday school general,” says: “The trut..^'s that hazing hie, or nearly so, and single sex, yet that plate.” teacher. is found in every higheii%iistitution in would not justify the statement that be- That was how he got money out of “Well,” said little Tommy, reflectively, the state and in most of tt^^e throughout cause one and the largest “Higher insti- every member of his congregation. “it does make you fee! ashamed when a the country.” Now, it is ev'^nt that this tution” has this “Problem of hazing in woman cuts your hair. Ladiis Home distinguished scholar and g«ltleman has general” to deal with, all other “Higher >'>r climate is a series of surprises; Journal. not kei.t in close touch with all the “high- institutions” are likewise encumbered. and among our many prognostics of the The room at the top of the ladder is er institutions of the state,” else he would We hesitate tp call attention to the mis- weather, the only trustworthy one that I reserved for the employe who makes good know there is a.t least one, if not more, takes of one in the position of the Pres- know is that, when it is warm, is it a every day in the little things that go to where such practices have become matters ident of the leading educational institu- sifTn that it is going to be cold.—Emerson, make up his work. The fellow who neg- of tradition and history. tion of this great commonwealth, yet in “The news while it’s news” is the slogan lects the little things is going to have a Th7 catalo-ue of Elon College has for the name of Elon College and by way of the Raleigh Times under its new man- mighty hard time sticking on any but the years declared for “No hazin-” but this of protection to her President wlio, im- agement. You may have that splendid lowest rounds of the ladder, is itself was insufficient to control the sit- mediately following certain tragic results “live wire” newspaper every day in the Johnny handed tlie following note from nation. It rcjuired, as President Venable of this foul practice at the State Univer- year for five dollars. adv It his mother to the teacher one morning: says, “Patience and a hope that triumphs sity, repeatedy and in the most public way The hound that bays the loudest ain’t Dere teechex: J ou keep tellm my boy . , * „ V, necessarily the best coon dog. to brethe with his diafram. Maybe rich over failures and disappointments, which ^lon College tolerated no ^ ^as got diaframs, but how about hope we have had manitested and realized , . n ^ ^ y. j j . , ha7in^, we feel that such a statement nothing’ up he iumps and wins the when their father makes $1.50 a day and here. Elon College knows no hazing and ^ ^ ^ -n x i o t?* 4. •«.» c rni oueht not and shall not s;o to the public first prize with a game rooster at the Iras nve children to keep? I'lrst its one has known none for a whde. The excess * , . , , 4.1 ^ energy of the younger members of her unchallenged. i«=‘’-est chicken show. thmg, then its another, and now its dia- “Well, how’s politics among the sui- frams. fragettes?’' DR. WICKER HAS LUCID PERIOD To whom it may concern: “Mr. Miller “We threw kisses at Mrs. Wombat, our EDUCATION NOTES. In faculty meeting Mr. Riddick desires eat so very much chicken the other day candidate, for an hour and seventeen min- Nearly .$1,000,000 is now on deposit in to take up the study of astronomy. Dr. at dinner that they had the bones up ates^.—Washington Herald. school saving banks in 1,14S schools Whicker moves, That'he be allowed to before the faculty meeting.” “Did you complain to ihe milkman be- throughout the United States. Follow Prof. Brannock in his flight ^ai'se no cream rises to the top of our Illiteracy is particulariy banished m from zone to zone , Chief Fuller: “Have you seen the City milk bottles?” Prussia. Out of 165,941 army recruits in That he in his weary journey may not Calf?” “Yes. But he explained he fUled the 1mi, all but 24 could read and write, have to sail alone Mr. Norfleet: “What calf?” bottles so full there was no room for the The government of Uruguay as en- Fuller: “The Calf back of the post of- cream to rise.” paged an agricultural expert from the COLLEGE CUTS fice.’ “This is a heartless world,” began Pan- ' nited States to organize an agricu ura Mr. Wicker, (a Senior) in Physioogy, Nortleet: “Oh, that’s the City Cafe.” handle Pete. “Think what a woman did s(hoo] in the Republic ■ ■ ■—- . ■ T > — j today when all I asked her for was some- The Montesson method is was asked, “What is the power developed .■ ■■■•— -■ - - „„„?» No Wonder thing just to keep body and soul together.” >'y “ormal schools of Ontario Canada, ny mam . j • t u u-nn t. j •»> following investieations of Montesson Slightly mLxed, he answered, “The pow- Nerve Speciahst: My dear sir, I cant What did she do. l,r,r,u the United States - .. 1 „i- „ii Tj„_„ i,„„/io,i a cnfotir r>in” schools lu tlic United Matcs. Lima, Peru, will be the meeting place of two important gatherings this summer er to creep, I suppose.” understand your case at all. Here you “She handed me a safety pin.” were practically cured a few days ago, “Do you know why I whipped you, my Prof. Campbell: “Miss McCuIlers, why a.id ^ tlie fifth Latin-American Medical Con do you think it is so cold in here?” shape again. Have you had a sudden “No, but I was going to ask you when Miss McCullers: “Because you have giv- shock of some kind?” I got bigger.” en so many zeroe. today. Patient: “I received your bill yester- Aunt Eliza came up the walk and said representatives of the Uni- T H versitv of La Plata, Argentina, have A ten year old boy in the “willage” “Good morning, W ilhe. :„,.,3tigating educational methods in was forced to wear a shirt three sizes too Distantly Related in? United States. They are concerned large for him. After wearing it awhile Two chance acquaintances from Ireland “Sure she’s in,” replied Willie trucu- l,istory, biology, and the ru be said to his mother. “Ma, I certainly were talking together. lently. “D’you suppose I’d be w'orkin’ problem. do feel lonesome in this shirt.” “An’ so yer name is Riley?” said one. in the garden on Saturday morning, if ^ vocational gui- “Are yez any relation to Tim Riley?” she wasn’t?”—LadaVs’ Home Journal. Prof. Felton asked (Hon.) Mr. Rippy “Very disthantly,” said the other. “Oi “Aunt Martha Spends all day long hid- tu purpose of the why he (always) came in late. Mr. Rip- was me mother’s first child, an’ Tim wuz ing her silver in fifty different places to students in selecting py replied: “So that I can (always) get the twelfth.”—Ex. defeat the burglars she is perfectly sure years with special reference to a seat by a young lady.” are coming here. subjects of the next three years with After a week’s absence. Miss McCain A Quick-Thinking Advertiser. “Goodness!” special reference to their life work, was again seen at the table. Some one It happened in Topeka. Three clothing “And she spends all night hunting for Xndiana boys fail in school more fre- asked why she had been missing and the stores are in the same block. One morn- it and gathering it into one pile in case qugnjiy than girls, according to a recent reply was that Ben Joe Erp had been ing the middle proprieter saw to the right of fire.” investigation of 14 Indiana cities by missing. of him a big sign—“Clo’sing Out Sale,” Superintendent Arthur T)eamer, of La- and to the left—“Closing Out At Cost.” An old darkey married a second wife j^^te. The percetage of failures was Prof. in History said to an attentive Twenty minutes later there appeared over younger than himself. Speaking to a i4 (’, ^oys and 10.4 for the girls. I’rep.: “How long did the thirty years’ his own door, in large letters—“Main En- friend, he complained of his wife’s ex- may, and many of us do, overeat, war last?” trance.”—Everybody’s Magazine. travagance. but very few persons ever overbreathe. Prep: “I suppose about sixteen years.” “Why,” said he, “she wants a dollar one Jq other words, we may get more foo^ A Compelling Appeal day, 50 cents the next and a quarter the than is good for us, but it would be diflR- Some people say that a Senior won’t The preacher who taSes the prize in next. Then she wants ’nother dollar, cult for any of us to get too much fresh sing, but ask the “Wran” about that. raising needful sums for church work so 'nother 50 cents, and ‘nother quarter, air.
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