Page Four MAROON AND GOLD January i6_ 1924 MANHATTAN SHIRTS SOCIETY BBAND CLOTHES OUR SEMI-ANNUAL CLEARANCE SALE IS NOW IN FULL SWING Twenty per cent Reduction on all Men’s and Boys’ ClotMng Sharp Eeductions on Ladies’ Ready-to-Wear B. A. Sellars & Sons, Inc. Style Headquarters Burlington, N. C. H m WE SERVE We crave no higher privilege than to serve you and yours with our superior facilities. REAL ESTATE : INSURANCE : INVESTMENTS These are our lines and our service is at your disposal. Command us. STANDARD R[AITY S SKURIIY CO. D. R. FONVILLE Mgr. Ins. and Loans BURLINGTON C. C. FONVILLE Manager Real Estate ■ft Yes, Elon College Has No Part-Time Barber Service— But it has a Barber Shop open all day to all white people. The Sanitary Barber Shop YOU CAN If you think you’re beaten, you are. if you think you dare not, you don’t. If you like to win, but think you can’t. It’s almost a einch you won’t. If you think you’ll lose, you’re lost. For out in the world you find Success begins with a fellow’s will; It’s all in the state of the mind. Pull many a race is lost Ere ever a step is run; And many a coward fails Ere ever his work’s begun; Think big, and your deeds will grow; Think small, and you’ll fall behind; Think that you can, and you will It’s all in the state of mind. If you think you’re outclassed, you are; You’ve got to think high to rise You’ve got to be sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize. Life’s battles don’t always go' To the stronger or faster man, But soon or late the man who wins Is the fellow who thinks he can —Exchange. ELON COLLEGE ALMA MATER For Full Particulars, Address PRESIDENT W. A. HARPER, ELON COLLEGE, N. C. Brown-Belk Company GEEENSBOBO, N. O. THE COLLEGE STUDENT’S STORE Everything in Ready-to-Wear Garments Dorothy Dodd Shoes Regulation Gym Middies and Bloomers Shoes Approved by the Department of Physical Education MAKE OUE STORE YOUR HEADQUARTERS We SeU It For Casli For Less Somebody Getting Smart “What time is it?” asked the person who thinks nothing of asking anything. “Ten to,” replied the polite but brief man. “Ten to what?” asked the bore. “Ten to your own business.”—Col. Eec. Stetson Spring Style 7. VANSTORY CoS^AN^ J C. H. McKNIGHT, Pres, and Mgr. TO THE FACULTY AND STUDENT BODY Elon College is a stockholder in the FREEMAN DRUG STORE When you patronize us you are supporting Dear Old Elon m A Natural Mistake Algy: ‘‘What do you mean by tell ing Joan that I’m a fool?” Percy: “Heavens, I’m sorry! I did n’t know it was a secret.’’—Black and Blue Jay. WASHIINGTOIV CAFE Burlington, N. C. ELON STUDENTS’ CENTER WE SERVE THE VERY BEST FLOWERS FOE ALL OCOASIONS >: I is Ted: “My love for you is driving me quite mad.” Gladys: “How strange! It has the same effect on dad.”—Exchange. Bounce: “See where a bellhop got his right eye burned out.” Dwight: “Yeah! Howzat?” Bounce: “He saw a lighted cig arette in the dark and thought it was a keyhole.”—Exchange. Burlington Hardware Company Electrical Appliances — Plumbing and Electric Contractors BEST GENERAL HARDWARE STORE IN COUNTY Phone 174 Burlington, N. 0. COLLEGE STORE —for— TOILET ARTICLES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES STATIONERY AND COLLEGE SWEATERS BELK-STEVENS CO, Where one is assured the latest style creations in Men’s and Women’s Apparel at the Lowest Prevailing Prices. One of the 33 Belk Stores ’Twas in a restaurant they met— ’Twas there that he first fell in debt, For Romeo’d what Juliet.—Ex. ‘You can say what you like about jazz music, but it has kept lots of peo ple out of jail.” “How come?” “Well, if it wasn’t for the music they’d be arrested.”—Exchange. Mother: “ When you said your pray ers did you ask God to make you a better boy?” Willie: “Yes, and I put in a word for you and father, too.”—Top Notch Magazine. “Who is that terrible looking wo man?” “That’s my sister.” “Oh, that’s all right; you ought to sec mine.”—Exchange. The 'Vogue Shop for Men Guilford Hotel Comer GREENSBORO, N. C. How He Did It “This fellow Skinner tried to tell me that he has had the same automo bile for five years, and has never paid a cent for repairs on it,” said the fat man. “Do you believe it?” “I do,” replied the thin man, sadly. ‘I’m the man who did his repair work for him.”—The Continent. Bum (gazing at window of young lady evidently ignorant of the use of a shade): “Not a bit shy, is she?” Bell: “Not shy, but certainly retir- ing. ’ ’—Selected. He: “Would you scream if I kissed you, little girl?” She: “Little girls should be seen and not heard.”—Purple Cow. “Do you think that women should hold the reins?” “Well, that’s a rather old-fashioned way of putting it, but I will admit that the party is safer if she holds the wheel. ’ ’—Widow. TROLLINGER Tli« rurlst Burlington, N. C. Phones: Store, 931; Night, 519 E///S, Stone Co. Greensboro, N. 0. READY-TO-WEAE, SHOES, MILLINERY and DRY GOODS GOODMAN’S THE HOME OF GOOD CLOTHES Burlington, North Carolini VISIT T. N. BOONE THE MEN’S SHOP Burlington, N. C. DR. GEO. H. JEFFCOAT Palmer Graduate Chiropractor Woolworth Building, Burlington, N. C. The Bluff She had just been kissed. “You’ll pay for this!” she stormed. ‘I’ll tell father and he’ll—” “But, dear—” he started to object. “Sh! Here he comes now.”—Ex. The man that has learned that it is just as easy f^r him to be wrong as the other fellow has acquired valu able knowledge.—Exchange. Headquarters for SPALDING SPORTING GOODS OFFICE SUPPLIES, BOOKS AND STATIONERY Wills Book and Stationery Ca. Greenshoro, N. 0. TYPEWRITERS Sold—Rented—Repaired Every Student Needs a BEanNGTON POETABLE JOHN HALLER 313 Southern Life & Trust Buildlni Greensboro, N. 0. DR. HENRY V. MURRAY Dentist Burlington, N. C. Office Pbone 604; Eesidence Phone 769 BOSTON TAILORING CO. Cleaning and Pressing All Kinds of Alterations WORK GUARANTEED Davis Street Burlington, N. O’ IF IT’S SHOES you NEED There are two kinds of men: Those who go ahead and do something and those who sit by and ask w^hy it w^as not done some otlier way. Which kind are you going to set out to be?—Sol. You can generally tell what a man is by what he does when he has nothing to do. Suppose he does nothing when he has nothing to do? *Wo advance the theory that he never will have much to do.—Selected. Soak (in a whisper): “Do you know where I can get a drink?” Bootlegger: “Sure, if you don’t mind walking a few blocks.” Soak: “Walk? Gosh, let’s run.”— Selected. Tall Bandit: “I want all the money from the men and a kiss from each of the women.” Short Partner: “Never mind the kiss, Jack, get the coin.” Old Maid: “You keep still; the tall man’s robbing this train.”—Selected. “WE HAVE ’EM” New styles are added to our stoci weekly. BEST PRICES best SEEVIOE Montgomery-J ohnston Company Burlington, N. C. Near Post-OflM Mail Orders Given Prompt Attention DR. L. M. FOUSHEE Dentist Office Near Freeman Drug Oo. Phono 856 BUELINGTON, N. C. Teacher; “What’s a metaphor)^ Willie: “To graze cows in-’ ■Ex.

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