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Page Four MAROON AND GOLD April 15, 192T J. L. DULIN CO. IS no W. Davis Street SPORT SWEATERS, FANCY STRIPE SHIRTS, WIDE BELTS, DRESS PANTS, SHOES FANCY DRESS GOODS. LADIES HOSE J. L. DULIN CO. no W. Davis Street BURLINGTON, N. C. 306 Pilot Building P. 0. BOX 1167 GREENSBORO, N. C. SEE BUDDY FOR YOUR SHIRTS AND HATS BUDDY SHIRT SHOP NATIONAL THEATRE BUILDING S. ELM ST. GREENSBORO, N. C. ELOJ^ COLLEGE ALMA MATER CLEAVBS PLACB HAVE YOUE CLOTHES CLEANED AND PRESSED WHERE 'ZOU GET A GUARANTEED JOB MY MOTTO; THE BEST IN PRESSING AND EATS Koot—‘‘This picture is entitled ‘Fleas.’ Beer—“No doubt by one of our fam ous iiio'iern etchers. ” Hunt—“ Where M you buy tlie new suitcases?’’ Joyner—“They’re not suitcases: they are my now* paii' of shoes. Grandpa—‘‘What did you draw just now, little Eminalina?” Emmalina—“I started to draw a pie- ^ ture of you, but it didn’t look exactly like yoLi, so 1 imt a tail on it and called it a dog. ’ ’ SOUTHERN OFFICE APPLIANCE CO. * INCORPORATED “OFFICE OUTFITTERS” Steel ofac© equipment, Addressing Machines, Adding Machines, Car bon Paper, Ribbons, Remington Portable Typewriters, Dictating Ma chines, Check Writers, Line-A-Times, Chairs, Safes and Desks. Re-Built Typewriters, all Makes, Sold, Rented and Repaired Telephone 3764 Famous Wines Port —-the deuce did yo'u do that?” Battle of Brandy- . Genu— . I’so g home. “How^ did you lose your hair?” ‘ ‘ Worrying. ’ ’ ■‘What did you w^orry about?" ‘ ‘ Losing my linir. ’ ’ Suggestion to Simp Bryant: The way to' get more clieering out of the stu dents is to give them root beer before the game. No, no, Isabel, they w-on’t let half- sisters in the movies on one ticket. The melancholy days have come, The saddest of our annals; It’s far too cold for B. V. D.’s And far too hot foT flannels. Joe McConnell—“Where you going with that gum?” Bob Walker—“To kill that little bird that tells my girl everything.’^ Lord Helper—“Mr. Boggs, your wash jumped all over the laundry last week.’* Bo'ggs—“Musta been my athletic un derwear.” i Prescriptions g Drinks ELON DRUG CO. “Service that Serves ’ Hollingsworth Candies Toilet Articles Smokes BURLINGTON HARDWARE COMPANY Electrical Appliances—Plumbing, Heating, and Electric Contractors BEST GENERAL HARDWARE STORE IN COUNTY Phone 174 Burlington, N. 0. Archie Reeves—“What did you make today?” Buster Gray—“A sixteen on the first hole, a fifteen on the second hole, a sev enteen on the third hole, and then I I blew up. ” Girls’ boarding school—an institution of yearning. j “Willie, you may eat all the jelly . you want to; but stay out of the traffic jam.” Cheer up, old thing, you’re not as bad off sa Jonah, and he came out all right. “How did you c-atcli such a cold?” “Somebody played ‘The Star Spang led Banner’ while I was taking a ; bath.” Alice C.: “What is garlic?” Grace C.: “I don't know'. Botany, I suppose. ’' Alice; “No the breath of a nation. ’ ’ John II.: “Why is your face so' sad?” Meta: “Cause.” John: “Cause why?” Meta: “Cosmetics.” M College Students PRESENT THIS AD. AND RECEIVE TEN PER CENT DISCOUNT BURLINGTON JEWELRY & LEATHER GOODS STORE Next to First Savings Bank A. STADIUM, Prop. 106 FRONT ST. Marcella (receiving a broken straw at the soda fountain): “My sucker i& broke. ’ ’ Hank: “Well, you needn’t bawl mo out right here in front of everybody.” —Polytechnic Reporter. Professor: “And now that I have proved the infinite age of the earth, are there any questions to be asked?” Student: “Yes. What time is if? From King College News Lema: (Speaking of the trip around the world) Gene, what country are yoa to represent? Gene: I’m Japan. Lema: Well, what’s Nell! I believe she’s to be something else. Oh yes, she’s a Jaj). SI ELON STUDENTS are always welcome at our department store. Make our store your shopping center in Greensboro. Let us show you the new fall patterns ia cloths and dresses. Regula tion gymnasium outfits. Browrt-Belk Company Gre^s'boro North Carolina 1 =V- Sch iff man's A completely equipped manufacturing plant, of our own, is at youi service for making college jewelry of indlviduai design. Superior workmanship, best quality and moderate prices. GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA BUY YOUR GROCERIES AND NOTIONS AT W. W. iVlcIritosH Co. ELON COLLEGE 1' m REMEMBER The Home Bakery FOR CAKES, ETC. MAIN STREET BURLINGTON, N. C. m Laugh This Off Motorist: “Hey you oughta loox out! ” Victim: “ Wassa matta, you gonna back up?’^—Lafayette Lyre. llave you seen The Torch? Brighten it, follow it. Mother: “What time did Jack leave last night?” Daughter; “Eleven o’clock.” Mother; “Don’t tell me a lie; 1 hoard him say as lie left, ‘just one.’ ” Sister: “Aunt Jennie, have you seen sister’s fiance?” Aunt Jennie (Washerwoman): “No sah, it ain’t been in de wash yit.” An old woman at the circus was strol ling through the menagerie, when she stopped dead still before the kangaroo cage and read the sign there: “Native of Australia.” “Good Lord,” she cried, “and John married one of them.”—Exchange. FOR GOOD EATS SEE AMERICAN CAFE Greensboro, N. C. 317 Elm St. HUFFINES ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP SATISFACTION GUARANTEED “This is positively the last straw!” exclaimed the Hawaiian girl as she finished dressing. —Sun Dial. THE CITY BARBER SHOP The best place in town for a good hair cut. Ladies.welcome any day. HERITAGE & BOWMAN, Proprietors Phone 172 Main St. BURLINGTON, N. C. New line of fancy wool and silk hose at the College Store for both men and women. ; An assortment of Society, Fra ternity and College Stationery at the College Store. Buy your Kodak supplies at the College Store. Leave your films here—CoUege Store.
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