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MAROON AND GOLD
September 23
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Also New Arrivals In Fall Suits and Furnishings—The
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Cook, Shook. Manager, Darlington. Head Waiter, Rountree
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The Biggest Bargain In The World
^‘A negro hotel proprietor in Fay
etteville, N. C., when asked hy one of
his white friends if any of his guests
left without paying their hotel bills,
replied, ‘‘No, sir, I makes ’em all pay
in advance 'fore day eats or sleeps in
dis place. You see some hotels is run
on de European plan, some on de Amer
ican plan, but I runs dis hotel strictly
on de African plan.’^
Some Other Good Ones
Pat Maloney was an Irishman af
flicted with muscular rheumatism
twisted and badly drawn out of shape.
On cold winter days he made his loaf
ing quarters in the livery stable office
back of the stove in a comer. Mike
Olarey being a new man in town and
not knowing of Pat’s affliction comes
down to the livery stable one eald af
ternoon opens the door of the office and
looks in, seeing Pat in the corner all
drawn up, blarneys out at him: “Hey
there, ye blooming red headed scorpi-
am, ye better hove out of that corner
or ye ’11 warp all to thunder. ’ ’
Mother: ‘-John, go to the store and
get me some cold cream.”
After some time John returns, bring
ing an ice cream cone.
Mother: “I didn’t want ice cream,
I wanted cold cream.”
Jcrhn: ‘‘Well, that’s the coldest
cream he had.”
Two small sons of a Baptist minister,
who had heard all their lives their
father’s doctrines that baptism by im
mersion is essential to salvation, de
cided one day that they would baptize
their family of cats. A tub of water
was prepared and one by one the kit
tens, without resistance, obediently
went under, but when it came to the
mother cat, who had watched the ordeal
with frightened eyes, she rebelled and
scratched and absolutely refused to be
put under the water.
After many futile efforts, one of the
small boys with the angry cat in his
arms exclaimed:
“Sprinkle her then, and let her go
to hell.”
Porter: “To’ better keep yo’ head
out ob dat window.”
Bones: “Look here, blacker dan
midnight, I don’t take orders from no
body.”
Porter: “Well, if you damage any
ob our railroad bridges you sholy goin’
pay for ’em.”
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“Clothes That Satisfies.”
An old colored woman lost her hus
band and was wearing mourning. Her
mistress came in one morning to find
her making undergarments of black,
“Mirandy” she said, “Why are you
making all your clothes black?
“Cause, Misses, when I mourns
mourns through and through,” said
Marindv.
ELLIS, STONE & CO.
Dry Goods, Ready-To-Wear
MilUuery and Shoes
GREENSBORO, N. 0.
DR. HENRY V. MURRAY
DENTIST
BURLINGTON, N. C.
Office Phone 604 Eesidence Phone 769
Grace, eighteen-year-old daughter of
Mrs. Wooten, invites her sweetheart, a
young preacher, to dinner. When all
were seated around the table, Grace’s
little six-year-old brother, Billy, was
still talking.
Preacher: Now, Billy, put your head
down. I’m going to ask grace.
Billy: Oh! We have been expecting
that for a Imig time.
Bill seemed to be very unfortunate
■when it came to girls, ’til he bought
a Ford Goupe and then he couldn’t
quite understand, why he could get
a girl, “anytime, anyday, anywhere,
and asked friend Joe why the chickens
flocked around him so.
Joe: ^‘Well, you drive a coop, ehl’
(Coupe.)
man
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118-120 West Market Street,
GREENSBORO, N. C.
The Kind of Furniture
That Make a Home a Home.
BELKS
Department Store
Dad: (Sternly)—“Where were you
last night?”
Son:—“Oh,'just riding around with
soHie 6f the boys.”
Badr^—“Well, tell them not to leave
their hairpairts in the car next time.”
G-ood Bye, Bonnie
My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank,
The height of the contents to see;
He lighted a match to assist him—
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me!
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me!
The Home of Better Values
GREENSBORO, N. C.
DR. L. M. FOUSHEE
Dentist
BUBLTN-GTON, N. C.
Office near Freeman Drug Co.
Phone 21
DR. FRANK E. GILLIAJ*
DENTIST ‘
Over Rouse Jewery Store ®
Telephone 992
Burlington, N. C.