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MAROON AND GOLD
November 4, 1932.
LET’S WIN SATURDAY’S GAME
ALAMANCE LAUNDRY & DRY CLEANERS
"WE DO IT BETTER”
Phones; 560—561—740
is-
STYLE PLUS QUALITY
is the keynote in Mid-Winter
Fashions at
Miss Thurston’s
Shoppe
Visit US often—you will be
pleased with the courtesy
and personal attention you
will be given.
BURLINGTON. N. C.
305 Main Street
Dr. G. Eugene Holt
Osteopathic Physician
401-2-3 National Bank Bldg.,
BURLINGTON. N. C.
“LOOK FIT”
Get a Good Hair Cut
FOB 16c
J. B. LOFTIS
BOOM 41
PATRONIZE
D
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A fair face may be a foul bargain.
Tech Peoples; “ProfeBSor Martin, wbat
itf the significance of tbe year 1502?”
Prof. Martin : “Um, let’s see, wbat Is
itr
Tech Peoples: “Tbe first centennial of
Columbus' discovery of America.”
HUFFINES SHOE
SHOP
“Mend Your Soles"
ELON COLLEGE. N. C.
Hot Pup: “May I ask you for this
dnnc^?’’
Young Lndy: “Please do. I’ve been
iljing to rffuKc you nil nlgtit.”
‘Cut it out,” cried the pntieat as the
doctor grabbed his tonsils.
[;imi«er: “Don’t you know you are not
alloweil to whintle in the lobby?”
P.ell Hop; “I ain't whistling, Sir; I’no
jmgin' Missus Brown’s dog."
Prof. Gulley: ’‘Mr. Itilt, define ‘Capital
and labor'.”
Hitt: *'If I loaned yoa $10 it would be
capital. Tben when 1 tried to get it back
it would be labor.”
Brawley, announcing in dining ball:
"Tonight there will be a dinner in bonor
of Dr. Smith. If you don’t have the
clothes, come anyway.”
Smart Aleck; “Th*re will surely be a
crowd here, then."
Jimmie: "We’re coming to a tunnel;
re you afraid?"
Elizabeth: ‘‘Not if you take that pipe
out of your mouth.”
Delmont GritBn; "Darling. I lore you
terribly.”
Vn. Pure Blnrk; “I'ou certainly do.”
ALAMANCE
CAFE
ELON STUDENTS’
CENTER
“FOOD AT ITS BEST”
Opposite Alamance Hotel
BURLINGTON, N. C.
UNUSUAL VALUES
IN
Men’s Suits
C. A. LEA
TAX & U-DRIVE-IT CO.
Prompt Service))—Reasonable
Bates
Special Prices to Elon Students
CAUTIOUS DBIVEBS
Day Phone 777
BURLINGTON. N. C.
WE NEVER CLOSE
DANCE AT MUSIC
HALL
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
Burlington
Amusement Hall
REMEMBER STUDENTS
College Barber
Shop
We Appreciate Your
Patronage
REMEMBER
—THE—
ELON SODA
SHOP
FOR YOUR SWEETS
Special This Week
ELON-SEAL
STATIONERY
25c
W. V. Huffineg
AND
Brothers
GO TO
ELON GROCERY
FOR
FRESH GROCERIES
AND
CANDIES
TROLLINGERS
FLORISTS
Flowers For All Occasions
Phones; Day 931—Night 510
Main Street
Burlington, N. C.
Dr. J. B. Newman
Dentist
BURLINGTON, N. C.
once In the Walter.^ Building
PKONE