Mo 13
GE, N. C., MONDAY
APRIL 3, 1933
^rain Are
s Editors
of ‘Phip»»cli’ While I
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NINE BY 1 TO t) SCORE
Double S^al
MeahsDefes^
dent Body
I Rambling On|
By \ Ri»ir )ler
niy pcL goal, wishr-s tu Lalcc
his ct»lu:ini for expressing pub-
iiCJ'ly Uiat’liiS npalliy lu "li
' tlic cunipurt lovers who must
'if' wjjiinurd over the liollday.-.
oil' al>sciKT niaUcs the liea/l RTf.w
rondci. you kno'v
Bf'bb-. Nf'tii'. l» bp rarryinu
i>'-ipcLuai ;mu( once moi'f. Good
\vork. SicI,''
'AOrv. ;uid
(fill; l> n "
, r»rc here.
mtikv-s
iip' Th/*
I -li.iiir.
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V W C A p:-nr
-..l.TiifJ Marjor
I') "Chappy’
-jj iiic Oil;* r
^l^y jK'wl.s ,:alore.
, t‘j 'He '.oxf.s
in'- ijol '■ Ho V 'i;.l tl
lioA Arma'‘..i
H"rc
lin 'O- k . WlIC.l
i:f»ijiptijiyn •'» g
n.
veli-
I ha’-e a
C lilC 111-
Cleanings
Of Wit
Jimmey; ' Whal> the 13?-U tJilqg
In Ihc woiid?;‘
Bob; “I dcn’l know, but I know
'A'hat l5 next to the l>?6l i-hlnf,"
-Jim- -Whai?'
Bob. ■•Lipitlck. ’
Dr Smith, "Shall I uke tln« roaci
10 Durhnm?"
Karmer:; ‘'Tnln'i iieeehijfTyl’Th'fy
alrfady hiivc soinr ilifrp”
Ram; "Do yo'i knf'w OtiiV'
Chiindlrr ' Yf'.- I ii:erl lo :lrep
with him"
• Sam ■■Rnoinin:»lr,."' [
J-At-k -N'^ l-M ,Mil,'It-.-. I
-* A ' ni.nir, light
Meniis “Slop WIku Hrd;'’
Du: lips thut itrr
Mi'Rn "Go Ahead!"
rrof Martin: ‘"Phprc'fr
nuikliig H lai’kii.'^*. o' him.'clT
Whfii hr ,-, thru, I'll couuii-'iice,”
Arid There
rugTttpilU
Notes
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'.frtt M'- liH- \'-i,
1 in inr- t i.n'- ai.
:vc iiu. dc«;tci' :n ch^iii
M-*' 1.% a ni*rn
P i ;J- f-r-.Tur
•c-nirits 'h-'iii u;t ;.;c i'i'j
Coum-il ti'ijv
!'n, K 1. ■ Jr • fc). L cjiiK’
(fom A^liciwro hi;*h sdiool
Duritig hi'* fl-'- itiire
re Jic icRiv' 1 L>;i iije cam-
i.s yt;ii- h';' l:as Ijcconic a
u! tr.? J-oilece rcnlmjiUly
' ‘Ml ,II'' l)?.v
onon wh:lr on the fAm-
jias ixfh a meniucj of ih#?
-I'i Pftn H^'jrpulc c’unfil.
j* •£ 1. .T, rdjtor cf Itte
l;«i>bcl worft •-.-and hiii 6Ue-
"demoiwiraicd iljat,' he
I ‘I.
NC'A/.pdpcr :>vcoiuU
■maiih-up: "Tlic Kei-ul''
omewJiat .md bruu-ed
of auto
I! hurt h'“,r
iier Dvher-
kir>n.
ngiil
never ruii^ fmot^i'i..
I) o.i^'cr a-) ^DPrn-ithy, j
.11) 15 jusl around ih’?i
V uonl ask whica cor
•\ond why Pr;U'iijr Mar-
udd n’'' be ->mc- j^o uitcr-
.11 I III of ’t
I ,i»k I -'her 6U; )i •. ■» I , V-': r.
1 'I'Ti' MU' eu'ry!l‘'J'.''
M '‘A jxt. 'Billy of
) say.i can't qjiii under*
Uijnd wliy Mll'^ anJ Kaimi.
: Kiiox all the ’mo. 'Vou :.ee. he
j had lhT» iinpri.seion Ihe^ v.xrc cUv
’ bred, 1 i;ucsf> '
I
Barber: Sony I cu> through \our
clie^k."
Jrtck: "Don't metui'>n li- Luekll.\’.
I had my tongue on tlic olher side
of my rn^uth. ‘Catch oii!>
Soph- -What tlic dMlr.iiion of
a coltcge pi ufC‘'*or? ’
Junior "A man who i., paid lojday
ludy Alreping condmojv. ftmong
*.\identi”
. Is- It po«16lV t«;v.8,tng\''S0ng oMn-
d|a^,’ and niake' mud|plts ,at .'the:
sanW tUiteflip)6n eyldtntly.thouSHt.
ao—"Cor she gave [t a try Ja.st Wock
Madallftfl MMddys'ieftms t6 have
a ibl of curtosity jvay
bells go pff atoup^ •
The giay who •8(il,d .t.Ha6, t^e. world
wa6;all. pcaee and jll^rni6i)y never
liad two girls In the^8$mo fidhool-
Prof. Sleeve ecema to be turiilng
alr-inln,cl«1, Ho wa* noticed at . the
baseball game .wearli^ dark air
plane gogglw. Although he Wore
no hat to protect hlg hCftd, Won
der if he Is trying to get a «urt-tan?,
Fiipo Lathant wa& tryUi|t--to get
excuK’d from one of Prof. MarLln'a
1 ta.vei Ihc other d;iy. and very
ini.->iiccr.sfltnl in lil*-attempt. When
he made the request Prof. Martlh
very kindly reminded hin\ o(. the
parftble In the Blblo about the
Feast, and how "they with one ac
cord began to make excunea.*’ Mr.
Ltii.han\ came back wiyi the re-
mark thut tf ttwre were any eaia
.'onncQted »Hh It he would l>e thefC'.
ind the request went down with
Jlyiiig colors when th« reply came
Dack. "Oh, J^ol" You wouldiVt know
anything about U anyway.”
What he" wa* trying to say was
that Flrpo ahould staj awake while
on his class.
Dr. E. C- Goddard, of HaiToW,
ting. In his annual report as health
officcr, warned men and women not
jio smoke more than'10 clgaretiefi a-
For Carolina
The Holidays
Griiritl> Holds, Chris
tians to Three Hits;
U.N.G, .Gets'10.
LlNDtET^EALS*
HOME FOR TALLY
Quite A number of t-u. :au co
eds ntive bctf.J heard uvaitifig ih'.s
remark: 'G«e, I'm to catch
vhc boy.« o prefer lo wait
u.itll clasjc:i bfgm after the lull-
(da)-s.
Tl;c 'XiiuJted "All-Amencan*’boy.'
J. T. .Chappell, ’r.
Jack Cliaudler Is nt^w playing ihe«
rol'i o( the gool Samaritan. Isn’t
he.. Minnie?"
L'Jbl—One gvidcn moment.
Time—y^6terday b«t»c-n &unrl«
Have you ever tried it? Nol Well
I here it is. See'what your result*
have I will be -
forgottca^ my rort bcok. so I’fl ja*.t You see a pretty girl wa\kin^^
ask those who arc absent to give idown the street. She la.."aln$uiar,
Pf. Ncwjnnn t .-cen'j
me their names after class"
Some people reduce ly exercisjus,
oiherK cat in the collepe-dlning h«ll.
Clerk' "Thii bo:k will do ha)f
your work.”
Otis; "Oimmr: ;wo—jultK!”
• I mD m;- girl Krapefnih: *.
I Rotta good reason why.
Tried to i'q'usczr- her llie othci’
nighty 'i . V-
And got apC'Ucd li» thj^ tyc."
Tru;h: “Love i
you doJit’ waken '
a Si'oat hfc If
yon ‘nominative” yout' walk across
10 her, you change to ’iplural.” then
yoi» becjinc ‘dative.’' .Vou W8,lk'
home w1i;h her. Hep, rtiolher be
comes '‘accitBitlvc’' and yOu become
■iniperattve," You' -kiss her arid
spc ‘beconies •‘inasQUll^e. " .'Tfttngs
■Mc "icnso." • har father becoiriea.
•piescht”'and you become •^‘.p'ast
.prlwciple.’'' ■ .
' A)?DJDgte8 to Biul^espeai’e. ’ ‘ ,■
Full many a jam haS'PWle .a. briw
'. severe - ■
Grow fucro.we^l with an earnest
. wlih to fcwear;
Full many a flour'*^ btc-a.d to;'burn
A U. N. C. Kuifn^r-named
Joe, GTiffln turned in an HAr~
mbund pct‘foi;maiic6_S'atUr-;
day against the.' tlbriBtian
rine of lj)lon when he limited
the oppositioTi -to thtee hits,
but a doublo; fiteal that sent ••
Undley^ Elo.n Icftfi^IdGP ’
acro.ss the plato, made his ,
good work all.fpr na^firht *
when the game nclcd 1*0,
The Tar Heel's big right>'l\®hlff
did his &tuff brilliantly «t^d bis
teammates, iield up thi «^lJlow work .
end by iammin#'out; 10 hlta. lO ' ■
ecattcred .were the .WniKs that nohe
of tW Invaders proved abje
tran£form“ them- into a blngle and
left the, field imde^ a thin ooat of
whitewash, Llndley'^ steaf was an*
gingered by Chee^ with a bunt sup
plying the motive bow®^-’
PcacOckv with & trio of pinglW. m
the balthig attack of ’the Tar. Ho^rs,-
whosc hitting abjUty ,(e)l juat sh«rt ,
of a concerted attack'pf .-waters in •
he pinches, when a. succession -of
blis might have eCored. ’ Oiwm' .
was spco^id to Pcatocl:. lamming out
a pair of safeties. Two of E5l0fts
hlte were, chalked to th« crfllt of
Ihe stellar first ba.|iernftn'",Chfc«k,,
Tlie ChVlstlane ran. wild over, tli® .
bas«s.“stftallng ftve In ill. aaidXln^-
ley .and-f^heek snaggW a pair each ,
of.thcic.' '., " • . ’ ' ■:
Qood.fiCld^gwnw were'turned in
bv • the' rival aecond-^oa/:,^m«n,
Weathers and Abernathy. ;V> • ■ , '
. The box scor'e.'’ - . - ' , :
' .N C':.“ . . 'Aa.R.'H.O.A.it'.
Weathers,"^b. 4 .0. 11 .>■ n
Peac.oel^.'Cf . .0. 3 r 0> 0
phlpps.^M ^?
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