SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1938
Campus Chatter
Maroon and Gold
by Wesley Holland
Far be it from me to waste my
time talking about anything else
but that Elon-Appalachian game,
that is, for the first part of this
“buddy rowe's" weekly outburst
Laurence Leonard did a nice
“pick the winner" act. but most
all the other sports writers were
surprised. Len “Braggert" Wil
son did some nice running and I
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didn’t notice any grass growing
under Mr. Hudson’s feet. The
inspired Cannonade was nothing
short of wonderful. It would be
impossible to name one without
. j ticisms of Bill Reid remind one of
, Martin Leifer for his \ what other Long Island duck?
of Long initiations really ' get the
maroon and gold . . . The dirty work done, don't they?
nave must have written his: Frances F. button your lip up . . .
paragraph about hats before he Attraction of extremes item; Long
saj^ Nancy Hoylman's — but thenj Island, and Orlando, Florida .
that can’t even be called a hat.
Even if you are discussing em
ployment, you little Frosh had
better stay on this side of the
Mary Lou, are you and M. E. go-
New York Ready For
World’s Fair Of 1939
For months, New York City has
been preparing for the great
World's Fair to be held in that
metropolis, in 1939. The MAROON
AND GOLD has received a series
of highlights of coming attrac
tions, and we are passing some of
them on to you:
Every day at noon an historic
episode of more than 700
Magrazines Continue
To Run Quizzes That
Bewilder the Reader
Travel of Sunny South
Sea Islands And Humorous
Novel Take Ihe Spotlight
This Week.
First thought on looking over
the magazine racks; “Why can't
some publication be original and
years! oniit the quiz?’’ Even Good House-
ino- tn r recalled at Poland si keeping broke' out with quizitus
„ I Building in the New York World s thi* month. We only hope she
tonian« r,' th Fa,r. Ascending a 150-foot tower, won't have such a severe case as
V ^ “1^ trumpeter will sound the “he-
a national call which ends
abruptly on an unfinished note.
invasion of
body ever made any noise, it was; workers? . . . Holland seems to be Hats o« VTh^bTali’rpersonality Polish trurnpeter blew the{ Current History- sees red this
Shakespeare Play To
Be Presented Here
Early In December
"Much Ado About Nothing"
To Ba Presented by Shakes
pearean Class
naming all, so I’ll just put it this'after dark . . . Hubbard irjult ..... ... we suk-,-
way. 1 hey all played the bestj shutmg his approach, don’t getj gest rattles for Dr. Clark's kinder-i'
jumping up and down acting hap
py. This Hubbard boy couldn t
profit by the mistake the boys
made at the Catawba game last
ball anyone from this department all excited . . . Who said Ellenlgarten group Why not takelr. ‘ ‘
has ever witnessed. If the student | Womble wasn't one of the hard on a good tenor,'Sigma Phrl’ foT®
body ever made any noise, it was; workers? . . . Holland seems to be ‘ ’ I
during that game of games. Boy,,picking up just where he left off
it sure was great to see everybody'last year . . . Divers, must you al
ways sing (?) inFrench? If in need
of folding money, see Vince Kaz-
lov.- . . . How is the Horse Opry,
Tviaxie and Craven? . . . W'ish you
year, so he pulls up a stake on the, fellows would get your Chapel Hill
^pal line, only to get nabbed by!stories lined up . . . Thought June
(One of “Gate City” cops. I really | Lesrth’s interest was in Philadel-
;got a kick from watching my old phia — but, again, we were
roommate, Ben Liiien, tell the ^ wrong . . . Since wnen, does Wal-
.gateman that the Eton ballyhoo: ter Fonville not need a chaperon?
car, which was mounted by Whit-i. . . Wabn't the Commercial Club in a Joe-college hat.
ley. Fuller, Longest, etc., was sup-'picnic fun? How_does it feel toj That gang of cute Freshmen on
posed to go in the stadium. The j be on the carpet. Bob? . . . Which j third floor West is doing ail right
same old Ben; he got away with, of the Ladies Hall gals is-the best for itself . . . Duane still heads
Scribner’s has had. But then,
iiiaj’be you like these brain teas
ers. II so, you can quiz to your
heart’s content.
clinic . . . Maxine, undo your curls
when you receive guests . . . Whoa,
Freshmen and Freshgals, don’t
monopolize that new parlor . . .
What s that “fob” on your watch
chain, Tom? . . . When Noon and
Frank talk of “Philly” they defi
nitely don’t mean a horse ....
What DelilaJi got Moses’ hair? . . .
No fair joking about Dr. Wickers'
call to warn of the enemy s ap-| issue. So many exciting things
proach. The call was cut short | are happening that this little fel-
when an arrow struck the trumpe
ter in the throat. Ending on this
unfinished note, the call has been
blown daily ever since from St.
Mary's Steeple in Cracow. We
suggest that Charlie Hamrick stay
out of earshot of this trumpeter.
Charlie has been heard to say that
his idea of eternal torture would
low can hardly contain them all.
However, it does one’s heart good
to read the ramping criticisms of
Winston Churchill and Genaro Ar-
baiza.
Mexico, land of contrast, is the
The Shakespeareans are at it
again with their third annual play
under the direction of Dr. Fletch
er Collins. It will be presented
late in November or the early part
of December in the Little Chapel,
and the admission will be ten
cents. The name of the play is
“Much Ado About Nothing" which
is one of William Shakespeare’s
wittiest comedies.
A new curtain is being made for
the Little Chapel Stage by Miss
Muse and her Home Economics
class. This curtain will be com
pleted in time for the play.
Members of the class have al
ready been assigned parts, and the
cast is as follows;
Don Pedro Archie Israel
Den John Amos Shelton
you'be to "hear an unfinished bar of
snouJd have seen; Professor Hook ^usic, and know that the conclud
ing chords may never be sounded.
theme of Fortune this month. One ^ Leonato Richard Divers
;of the most accurate pieces of in- Conrad Joe Hardison
formation regarding our neighbor Borachio Vincent Kazlow
it, too. My compliments to Bivins, bowler? Hear they have some
Armfield, Ike Fesniire, Corey, and good ones over there . . . Glad to
Walker for the part they played] see that Bud Noon is a social soul
the I. Buma Cig fraternity. Mrs.
Foiies seemed right proud of her
little boy Lee at the game the
written recently, yet it is as read
able as most current novels.
This cold weather is certainly
Five million dollars worth of | the time to elaborate on the beau-
famous gems and precious stones' ties of the South Sea Islands (if
in making this event as great asjat heart . . . Besides that Medieval. other night. And why not?
it was. j History test, Waterloo pales, oh,'
SPOTTED; Harry Bauknecht | . . . These lip-fringe growing
, with his arms around two other | ^ reshrnen need a kick in the pants
Yankees; Malloy with his bevy • • ■ compliment the Dean on
of beauties; Honk Johnson andj*^er new fall outfit . . . Ray, ray,
his famous Honk; Dean Oxford I for the boys without any umph .. .
cheering long and lustily; BoarJ Bringing up Baby” is to be
McCotter yelling for HIS BOYS; I shown especially for the edifica-
Ben Hughes, one of the team s tion of Sid Taylor . . . Craven and
No. 1 fans, doing okay by him- j Kazlow have some things in com-
self; Joe Hardison with a nice'mon; the urge to pay bills for the | keep up the good work . . . And
chicken; and A. W. Haynes doing whole crowd is one . . . arty wit-i Mary Bee — well ’nuff said,
his share of what oughta be donej
at every ball game. Let me say! J^gpprcuSSionS of a
also that Hamrick deserves a good , itr • n
Modern Music Fan
in fine settings together with per
fect examples of the silversmith's
art, equal in all, romanticists
might say, to a maharaja’s ran-
Thafll teach June Murphy to read som, are to be on display at tne
word.
Here is a friendly tip — don’t
miss the treat of your life and one
of the country’s best swing bands
Tuesday, November 8, when Jim
my Dorsey comes to Greensboro.
If any of you are wondering
what became of the banner that
was hanging across the street an
nouncing the game, don't worry.
It is securely nailed all the way
around the wall in my room with
the score on it.
Elon lost one of the best friends
it ever possessed—Dr. Rawls was
truly a great man.
My first trip through West
Dormitory was very nice. The'
girls deserve plenty of credit. Dean
Oxford is really in earnest about
this “more attractive Elon” pro
gram.
One of these days I am going to
find out how much time these
When a program of music of a
serious nature is given at Elon
it is interesting to note the re
action of students to this type of
entertainment. Some go to such
a concert and some don't; conse
quently, it narrows down to the
fact that only a few enjoy it.
question is, why do
her high school newspaper so
carefully . . . They tell us that the
Greeks had a word for it — how
about it, Dr. French? . . . That
farav/ay look in your eyes has
got us worr-ed, Gaylord. Relax,
boy, r^' , . Why don’t the gals
issue i to those Ladies Hall
revival meetings? . . . Mary Cee,
First Impressions
we could just afford to go! Travel
ing cabin class, of course. The
a la Hurst mode isn’t so appeal
ing). Anyway, you'll enjoy read
ing about them and looking at all
the bright colored pictures in the
x air. They will be seen in the
House of Jewels, now in course of National Geograf^iic.
erection in the Main Exhibit Area.
We're thinkin' it'll take all of ttie
cops in New York State to guard
that one building.
A notable feature of the exhibit
in the Aviation Building at tne
New York s World Fair will be
the presence there every day of
some famous aviator, someone
who has made history in the air,
to give talks on flight and his own
experiences.
Frair Roy Kidd
Dogberry J. C. Coble
Messenger Pritchett
Verges Wesley Holland
Hero Kay James
Beatrice Florine Ray
Margaret Gwyn Tillmanns
Ursula Maxine Hudgins
Other parts are to be assigned
after tryouts of the following
members of the Dramatic Club;
Harold Maxwell, Horace Penn,
The book we’re most interested,Spence, Charles Jones, W.
in at the present is not in the Col- ■ T. Walker, Jack May, Charles
lege library. However, its owner, | Thomas, Ellis Clarke, and John
Dr. French, is a most obliging book | Westmoreland,
lender. “With Malice Toward 1
Some” is the intriguing title of the Finsl Enrollment
book by Margaret Halsey. In a i
humorous fashion, she holds her | glon has reached
Smith — Prime Minister
“Doc”
of Eion.
Dean Messick — Professional
listener.
Dean Oxford — First Lady of
Elon.
Coach Hendrickson — Simon
Legree.
Doc Dickinson — Nursemaid to
footballers.
Now the — T, i
Prof. Barney —
only a few appreciate music verg- j
ing on the classical side. It is be-
Work, work.
cause of personality? It is true
that some people are born musi
cally inclined while others, even
n childhood, can be told that they
vill never be able to carry a tune.
One can readily see, though, that
Jezeboo, Model T — Joe College.
North Dormitory — Where's the
hay?
Ladies’ Hall — Catty Corner.
Prof. Hook — Will Rogers of
Science.
the ones without an ear ^ j
enjoy some types of music outside oneilOn 8inQ LjQ3.
Southern trains steal from Elon! of the classical realm. It wouldn't Make Venture IntO
students per day; then multiply I be difficult to im.agine every Elon tt„„j Ri.ci'noco
it so as to find out how much the' students jammed in Whitley Audi- V../dr DU»ine»»
railroad company owes the school torium if the Lyceum organiza-; , TT ! , , „ ^
fo time stolen for the past fifty t’on were to sponsor a Benny ,
ars : Goodman Swing Concert. businesses, some O. K. and some
^ ■ on the sly. but at last big busi-
A wonderful sight; Prof. Ed- gu ^dds up to the fact that ness has struck the campus,
wards, Morgan, and Pratt, com- gQme students receive more for
ing out of the music building aft- ^i^gij* monev than others. It is a Our noted footballists, Mr. Shel-
cr the music recital in formal problem which perhaos could be ton and Mr. Lea, it seems, have
clotnes; and the bringdown, Ca- solved only by introducing some started a used car department,
pillary behind them with dark sort of a modern popular musical Maybe you ve seen it, but if not
pants and white linen jacket (the; program into the concert series. just go around to the back of
weather was chilly.) | North Dromitory and look. Y’ou'll
If you Pepsi-Cola drinkers eve' probably see part of the new Shel-
not satisfied, here is a choice day | ton Trucking Company send you ton auto-bus and what you don’t
dream. I am going to manufac- a Russfell Cola. Keg-Lined Cau- see, well, that is still being looked
ture a drink to be named after, sey has already put in his order. | for, and say fellows, if any of you
one of our football players, Doug-1 , | happen to find a stray “A” model
1.. Russell. The Ru..el Col. Is .0 “ ">
he a 72-fluid ounce drink. Think ® rrt,, department. You'll probably gel
FOR SALE
One Typewriter,
Priced to sell.
The first $15.00 gets it.
W. V. Huffines
Elon College, N. C.
, J u , — 3 rie"' high.
victims over the coals, and bakes T^e total enrollment for this year
them-those that where not half- has hit the great mark of 548.
baked to begmwUh-a nice funny :xhis number includes all tlBbsas
pmk. Margaret Halsey is the wife ^^d special departments,
of an exchange professor who
taught at Exeter (England) last . f
season. While hubby was teach- s°P omou ^.
ina, his wife was sitting home with ^ ‘
a “‘Nuts' said the Duchess” atti- commerciai v .k
, , ... , , special students nunibor >1.
tude, writing down her impres- d , , , ■
, , J ... Burlington we have 29 scnolars
sions of people and things, espe- . j » •
■ 11 J J t:' 1- C persuing credit in our extension
,'ially the dandy Englishwomen, , |
and their cars and food. As a i '
parting word, which we hope Dr. ! borrow the book, take good care of
French will appreciate, if you do it, and RETURN WHEN READ.
70
' 1'
and
hi
of it, a bath for only a nickel
There is to be a 50c deposit on
the bottles. It will be cheaper
than regular city water, and as
most drinks of that nature, will
contain one-thousandth of one per
cent orange and the same amount
of sugar. It will also serve as a
good place for Moses Crutchfield
to hide. Instead of bridge parties,
people will have siphoning par
ties. Directions: Empty the con
tents of one Russell Cola into your
bath tub. Invite as many people
as you can crowd into your bath
room, and give each one a yard
of garden hose. Grab your near
est telephone and have the Hor-
department.
a free ride to Burlington as a re-
If the “A” doesn't work
will (if the clutch
See you next week, or are you
reading me these days?
P. S. Thumbnail description;
Bob Truitt, an epileptic fit Soing j
mto its last act I maybe the “T
. 5- Wont someone please, out) and by the way, we
tell Mrs. Johnson who does this. ^^at Frank Barnett sold
i out to Art at a fiver loss. We no-
: tice you haven’t been laughing
so much lately, Frank, but don’t
take us wrong, we're not saying
you got stuck. Maybe Lea doesn't
1 like the way Bertha Morn takes
j ’T)u for a one way ride either, es-
' pecially to Greens'ooro. We do
I like the siren Art, even if it is
j just a fuss-maker and not a beau-
I tiful piece of feminity, and we
; hope, fellows, that your car busi-
i ness turns out to be a success.
column — she still thinks I am
someone else, and after what she
told me I am ashamed to wise her
up.
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