PAGE J-'OUR MAROON AND GOLD SATURDAY, MARCH JM2 JOLTS JAKb Hy “IloiiPRt ’ Jtjhn Pollard (The Voters Frioml) It’s sixrtwo and even that oiii parents didn't much thought to tiu' decisions that we would have to make when tliey sent (ran!) im olt to ^(^hool. Ju>' tliink, lor exiinipii-, of' that fhouj^Iit iirovokiii;; dceision thai v.e ni.dve r\i r'. *\. M. 1 hat .11 ..hc’iii . in hed and saX‘1) ail niornin};- or to uet up and Joat' all di’v- I'ood tor tiiou^rnt isn't it, l)( i-aiise a few wi-oni; deei- (iions ean ccrlaiidy play . . . (lia- V(K'') witli a nine month vaeation. All of whieh hrin^s to mind a hit of conversation we happened to overhear in l>urlin!,4oii the other day. One };irl -iiid, "Well, I went to colle^jc stujiid" and tlie other thick retorted, es, and you cami^ back stupid too.” Sad hut trne ain't it or maylH,* you'd bet ter not a.'k us. To most folks playiii)' a musi cal iij.stnnnent l(H>ks liko easy work, if Work at all, b\it yim’d be •surprised to know the anunnit of rucr;;v useil up by a musician “playiii”:”. For example, the eu- erj^^y used by (ienc Krui)a in In'at- in;? his “skins" has Ik’cii measiireil. In a jam session (acne uaes as u;uch eiurtry as a handball 'whiz luriuf a five minute volley at to)) hikkmI, or the same as for a four- foot )>ole vault, or a six foot hit'll jump, or a twenty-four foot broad jump. Now in jdiiyiuff two iiuiid>er8 he uses aa much enerjrv a.s an athlete would in runni’i^ a liiile or a football player makiii;' four line plunfjes. During; an eu- tire evening; of ‘‘hide thtimpinp;” he burns as much as dot^s a base ball piti'her in two full jjames. 'I'he movie “Syncopation” or “Ilollywoxls ('avalcadc of Jazz” is now on it's last let;. The dirKj- tor Williaju Dieterle is now in aNew York to film tlie finale in which the “All-Amei’ican Band”, selected by the readers of Satur day KveniuL' Tost, will appear. A completi- list of all the memb(‘rs of the band is a deep dark swret but the known winners are (iene Krupa, l!enny (iootlman, Jiarry Jaiiu^, and liob Ila>a;jirt. lla>j(jart lK‘in^^ the oidy sideman to make the tirade. J>id i'du Ktiow “Stuf^ ’ That l,aVerne is the only one of the Andrews Sisters who reads intisie { That in liis autobiotiraphy, ‘‘The Kin;; Of Swim;’', Henny (ioiHlinan defines swinj; as “fret" s[)eech in music for the musicians —where a man can express his nui; ical ideas without restric tions" i 'I'hat Dinah Shore makes about • $50,000 a year, or that she >;ra- duated troni Vanderbilt I'niver- sity with a H. S. in Sociolojjy, or that she is an expert photographer in her spare time \ That Sammy Kaye’s track feats in lii>;h school won him a scholar ship to Ohio State, or that he fpra- duated from' there in 1U;J2 as a (,'ivil Kngineer ^ That Xavier ('ugat was at one time violin accompanist for En- rico ('aruso, or that ('aruso tau|;ht him caricatnrinj;, or that C'ugat's wife, and vocalist, was a stami-in for Dolores Del Kio Inifore she met C 'ufrat i 'I'hat Tommy Dorsey collects post cards from his fan clubs, or •that thi-se “(w>st cards" measure eii;ht ft'et by twelve, coutaiu an averaKe of two hundred and fifty sig^iiitures and are plastered with two huudreil and sixty-five one cfuit stani|):s^ 'I'hat Jack Teagarden is an ux- }K'rt on steam eugiues, or tha; once while playing a dance ar Mississippi State College he Ux.- tured to an engineering class on »tciim engines ? That Harry James once played in a Salvation .\rmy Hand, or that at the tender ave of four he was bilk'd with a Christv lirothers Circus a.s ‘‘I'Ih* World’s Youngest ('oulortiiinist'' ^ 'I'hiri, Andre Kostelantez, at ighteen, wa.-i the voungest con ductor etfr to weild a baton in ihe pit of the Petroj^rad Opei#, Drag Out Old Clothes They’re[ln Style Again which was the Royal O^xra of St. Petersburg >. 'I'hat Horace Heidt, and hi? orchestra, were the first popular orchestra to i)lay at the Paris Opera House? 'I'hat’s ejioiigh of that don’t yo\i think i You’ve probably heard this phrase right much lately, “He's iiolKxly's fool, etc.’’ If you come under this classification see us we have some very g(H«l c.ontacts and uuivIk' we can get some one to adopt you. INQUlJUNa RKPORTKH Question: Do you believe in clubs for wonK'n i Yes, when kindness fails. Tins WEEKS EXERCISE I'his exercise is to reduce the w’aist line. Slowly push yourself away from th! table thri'e times a day. Well, guess that ought to bt* all for now. We may not ln' around next time, we may have to go to the hospital — we’ve just been shell-nhocked from eating peanuts in b‘d. WKAR YOIJR KLOX “VICTORY” JMX Flowers For All Occasions See Our ('Campus Agent “Buster” IJutler Atr Moorefield Florist 'I'wo Doors Below Paramoiist Burlington, N. C. HEY The Gang’s Ail Here Elon Soda Shop There are many of us here at Elon that have been wondering how the war would affect the clothes we will be wearing for the duration. For these people the announcement released by the War I’rixluction Board shouhl be (if great interest. As time g(K‘s on, boy's on the.campus wil 1 wear ing trousers without cuffs, coats thrc(“ fourths of an inch shorter, and will be able to get only one ))air of jiants to a suit (not expecf- el to affect Klon very much.) ?'or those lucky (>nougli to ger invitations to bancpiets, class offi cers, anil the-small gronj) that have (M-casion to wear formal at tire, should pay heed to this: 'J'hc WPB has banned full dress tails, fhe cutaway coat and the double- brest(*d tuxedo. In short that shiny single breasted tux vou have been preserving in moth balls all these years is going to be the height of fashion. Siinjrlification of men’s and lx)v’s suits and overcoats was or dered effective ilarch 30, for all clothing manufacturers except merchant tailors, for whom the ef fective date is May 30. The WPB decree comes as a wool conservation measure intend ed to m.ake as many garments as possible out of the sharply reduced amounts of new wool available for civilian use. TRADE, BUY, OR SELL Through The Maroon and Gold Classified Ad Sector Beginning Next Issue Contact Bob Sellers, Bus. Mgr. EIX)N “V” PINS ON SALE IN BOOK STORE WANT A PIPE? WE HAVE IT ALAMANCE Laundry & Dry Cleaners * * * WE DO IT BETTER * * * Burlington, N. C. For Genuine Satisfacthn WEAR LAMMS VALUE FIRST CLOTHES LAMM CLOTHING COMPANY, Inc. BURLINGTON, N. C. T N. BOONE CITY DRUG CO. Burlington, N. C. Tailor For Elon Students SINCE 1914 Style Quality Economy WHAT! A giiJ training men to fly for Uncle Sam ? • The name is Lennox—Peggy Lennox. She’s blonde. She s pretty. She may not look the part of a trainer of fighting men, but— She is one of the few women pilots' qualified to give instruction in the CAA flight training ptogranu And the records of the men who learned to fly from Peggy show she’s doing a man-sized job of it. She s turned out pilots for the Army ... for the Navy. Peggy is loyal to both arms of the service. Her only favorite is the favorite in every branch of the service— Camel cigarettes. She says: "They’re milder in every way.” DONT LET THOSE EYES and that smile fbol you. When this young lady starts talking airplanes, brother, you’d listen, too... just like these students above. Flying Instructor PEGGY LENNOX says: AND WHEN she calls you up for that final "check flight,” you’d better know your loops inside and out. It’s strictly regulation with her. YES, and with Instructor Peggy Lennox, it’s strictly Camels, too—the flier’s favorite. "Mildness is a rule with me,” she explains. "That means Camels.” The smoke of slower-burning Camels contains 28fo LESS NICOTINE thao the average of the 4 ocher Urgest-sclUng brands tested^ less than any of them—according; to iDdependent scientific tests of the smoke iiteiff ■J m "EXTRA MILD," says Instmctor Peggy Lennox. *'Less nicotine in the snK>ke,^' adds the student, as they talk it over —over Camels in the pilot room at the right. Yes, there is less nicotine in the smoke,..extra mildness... but that alone doesn’t tell yon why, in the service.,,ia private life... Camels are preferred. No, there’s something more. Call it flavor, call it what you 'will, you’ll find it only in Camels. Yooll like it! CAMEL THE CIGARETTE OF COSTUER TOBACCOS BY BURNING 25% SLOWER than the average of the 4 other largest* selling brands tested—slower than any of them—Camels also give yon a smoking plus equal, on the average, to 5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACNI M. 3. T»b«GC0 Ntrtib OtfvttM