ELECTION
’92
October 28, 1992
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TOP TEN MOST CLUELESS
PEOPLE ON EARTH
10. Rainforest chainsaw operator.
9. Millionaires in prison.
8. Drivers with turn signal
perpetually on.
7. Las Vegas lounge acts.
6. Unregistered voters.
5. Frozen dinner enthusiasts.
4. Javelin catcher.
3. Someone in express
checkout line with
eleven items.
2. Chain-smoking
gas station attendant.
I. Drug users.
PARTNERSHIP FOR A DRUG-FREE AMERICA
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Zeta Tau Alpha
for 1992 Homecoming!!
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