12 April 6, 2000 ^^ ^ J] Lisa McChristian Editor in Chief Here on Earth A ripped off plot + horrific acting + bad editing + directing by a guy just begging to make a Life time movie of the week = “Here on Earth.” “Here on Earth” struggles to mix the teensplotation romance flicks that have been so popular of late, with genuine drama. The end result is 96 minutes of blank looks, posturing, and cheesy dialogue. Rich boy Kelley (Chris Klein) meets poor girl Sam (Leelee Sobieski), who already has a boy friend. Despite warnings from their friends, parents and her significant other, the two manage to get to gether. Just when happiness looms in the horizon, girl tells boy she’s dying of cancer. Sounds like a decent plot, no? Well it was in the 1970 roman tic drama “Love Story” starring Ryan O’Neal and Ali MacGraw. Rich boy meets poor girl in col lege. The boy risks disinheritance and poverty to be with the love of his life. When the two find out the girl has cancer, the audience weeps for the couple. When Sam tells Kelley that she has cancer, groans filled the audience. “Oh god, what are they going to do next” and “That’s it. I’m asking for my money back” were just a few comments over heard in the theatre. Every scene felt contrived and the phoned in acting from Sobieski and Klein didn’t help audience members feel any sympathy or compassion for the couple. Jaspers Located three minutes from the Raleigh Sports Arena, Jaspers provides fine cuisine at affordable prices. Delectable Americana and seafood meals make the 45-minute drive worthwhile. The expansive restaurant has plenty of seating. The booths and tables are arranged on levels through the restaurant so patrons can look into the glass-surrounded kitchen. Jaspers has another level away from the main restaurant that leads to a sports bar. The wait staff works in teams, meaning you are served by a series of waiters throughout the evening. If waiter X is busy serving drinks to another table, waiter Y is serving you fresh baked bread with a sug ary sweet butter. The tag-team style service takes a huge chunk out of wait time. For light eaters I suggest the creamy shrimp bisque with a gar den salad. The bisque is great to warm you up on a cold day and the salad comes with ample fresh greens and home-made dressings. Those looking for something more hearty should try the chicken alfredo. The dish comes almost overflowing with three types of pasta noodles mixed with rich cream sauce, spinach and juicy chunks of chicken breast. Underrated lyricist shows off his talent Pat McGee Band at Ziggy's tonight Samiha Khatina A&E Editor In light of last week’s article on Vertical Horizon’s overnight success, I find the need to advise those who havenH already been touched by the Pat McGee Band fever to jump on the bandwagon while they can, theif sound has spoken, for itself throu^ the college radio ck- ■ cuit, live festivals and many college appearances. They have frequently been compared to Dave Matthews Band* and people from yirginia tell all their friends that they have to hear this band. Their dedication to touring is jncomparable--this band has put in an average of 250 shows a year since they first formed in 1996. If you are lucky enough to have heard the legendary six-naem- ber band at the Bayou in D.C, be- fore it closed down in 199S, or some Saturday night when they packed the Birchmere in Alexan dria, VA, count your blessings. It won’t be long before you’ll be fighting for the chance to see them anywhere. After releasing tllree inde pendently produced albums, PMB is jumping into mainstream radioland with “Shine,” their first major-label release, produced by the famed former Talking Head, Jerry Harrison, who has worked with Live, the Verve Pipe and Stroke 9. It won’tbe longbeforesongs from “Shine” will be as pervasive as Vertical Horizon’s "Everything You Want.” A word to the wise: go see PMB tonight at Ziggy’s. Experi encing their overflowing, mellif luous sound and their stage an- ticsT—you won’t ever forget it. Patrick Collins The Pendulum Chicago’s Common is often considered one of rap’s most tal ented but underrated lyricists-his music and subject matter positive and poetic. His fourth album, “Like Wa ter for Chocolate,” taken from the novel and film of the same name, is similarly introspective as his 1996 release, “One Day It’ll All Make Sense,” but is more advanced in its production and sequencing. Even though the new album will hardly mark his commercial breakthrough, it marks his consis tency as an artist.Varying in so cially relevant lyrical material and thick in soulful instrumentals and traditional hip-hop production, “Like Water for Chocolate” is a nightmare for commercial radio that profits from materialistic “jiggy” singles, but is a haven for hip-hop heads fed up with industry-made rappers and just desperate for tal ent. The introduction, “Time Travelin,”’ lays down Common’s wandering mind as well as sets you up for what to expect for the next fifteen tracks—that being tight pro duction from the Soulquarians, a collective of D’Angelo, James Poyser, Jay Dee for the Ummah, and The Roots’ Questlove, Tracks such as the first single, “The Sixth Sense,” the only song pro duced by the omniscient DJ Premier, says it all about the innovation and lyrical creativity that Common is known for. Even deeper, though, is Common’s sin cere love affirmation on “The Light,” where he speaks on family, commit ment and abstinence. He also paints a vivid visual on the ti-ack, “A Song for Assata,” which demon strates his storytelling abil ity through a dedication to former Black Panther Assata Shakur, who currently lives in po litical asylum in Cuba. “Assata” shines Common as an introvert as well as an extrovert for musical revolution. All in all, “Like Water for Chocolate’ ’ can be considered a clas sic, not in that it will own the charts or that its tracks will be featured twice an hour on the radio, but that it is what music is supposed to be— creative. Neither East Coast nor West, “Like Water For Chocolate” is far Common's "Like Water for Chocolate" from common. Instead it is an al bum that hip-hop heads, soul lov ers, as well as fans of live instru mentation can appreciate and add to their collection of projects to re member. As Common himself made clear on his first single, “The revo lution will not be televised—the revolution is here,” Chamberlain pleases fans with three area shows Tom Mullen The Pendulum Indiana, nestled in the Mid west, is known for Hoosier basket ball and John Mellencamp, Cham berlain knows a few things about the life out in the Midwest, Their melodies talk of loneliness, past mistakes and promise for a new beginning. This past weekend Chamberlain took their passion on the road and came out to play three dates in North Carolina, Keeping time on the melo dies and guitar work is Adam Rubanstien and with his twang and prick and prodding at the guitar. Passion is released through his fin gers and through the body onto you: the listener, A lot of hard work came into play to get Chamberlain tocometoNorthCarolina. Itseemed they fell off the earth after their release of “The Moon My Saddle” in 1998, Only playing select dates there was never a tour that seemed to satisfy the kids. Having known them as Split Lip in the earlier days many people weren’t ready for their latest album, A complete turnaround (changed name to Chamberlain) and re-evaluation by the band had them turning farther inward and choos ing to only play select Split Lip and even older Chamberlain songs. In each of the three shows, first in Winston-Salem, then at a house show in Greensboro and Durham, Chamberlain were flaw less in their attack on the crowd to play the songs to know the story too well. You were forced to sing along as loud as you could and watch lead photo courtesy of www,chamberlain1.com singer David Moore swoon the crowd with his lyrics. “I’m the one who reached for love and missed, so canyou come down tome? I’ll be waiting with that same look on my face.” Elon Student Megan Jones emailed Chamberlain’s booking agent to try to get them to the area. After two months of waiting and getting all the kinks worked out, they came. It seemed unbelievable that her hard work and passion for their music got a band to come. It v^as a dream come true and not only that but for many other people in the area that wanted to see them as well, Chamberlain is one of those bands that people can relate to as they sit at home on their stereo crying about a past mistake or a life that once was. Chamberlain was so appreciative of everything ev eryone did for them while they were here. For three days kids gave them their floor to sleep on, food to eat and thanks for playing this area, I really wish more people had the drive like Megan to get a band they like to this area. You have the chance to see this deserving band one more time in North Carolina at King’s Lounge in Raleigh on April 7, Then they are off, leaving their stories, memories and laughs that many people will remember for some time. Thanks Chamberlain. “If the slcy falls tonight, we’ll all run outside and kick stars in the streetlight.”